Sex & Shenanigans

[Mo_Bandy]

Okay friends... what are we getting our late teen daughters for Christmas?? I need a few things to fill in the gaps!

Clothes, more devices and accesories, spotify subscriptions. Taking a trip with them.

 

[BrendaBear]

I have literally said this before

Well, of course you have! You can’t get very far in life without saying “this”. Sheesh!

 

[SWR101]

Okay friends... what are we getting our late teen daughters for Christmas?? I need a few things to fill in the gaps!

Bedroom furniture?

 

[lavendersilk]

Okay friends... what are we getting our late teen daughters for Christmas?? I need a few things to fill in the gaps!

I'm making my 15 y/o niece an "emergency snacks" bag with junk food lol. Also some cute inexpensive jewelry and face masks.

 

[PassionatePanther]

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Is this a thing?

Sadly, yes

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Is this a thing?

Never in my life.

 

[PassionatePanther]

Never in my life.

Wanna get married?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Okay friends... what are we getting our late teen daughters for Christmas?? I need a few things to fill in the gaps!

A countertop ice maker.

Don't ask me, it's what she wanted.

Also getting her a hockey hoodie.

 

[Sammysub07]

Okay friends... what are we getting our late teen daughters for Christmas?? I need a few things to fill in the gaps!

Those cute little fridge coolers. Two of them. One for their makeup and skincare they keep cool and the other for a few cans of pop..or that seltzer crap they drink

 

[Wand3rlust]

It's what got me ostracised from the UK thread.

Drama queen.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Drama queen.

Aren't you both expats from that thread?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Aren't you both expats from that thread?

It got not fun for me. So I posted other places.

Bit like the audio thread.

If it's not fun, I move on.

But noone got ostracised.

 

[Sammysub07]

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Is this a thing?

Yup. Then there’s surprise when we stop asking, then there’s surprise when separation occurs, then there’s surprise when they realize there really are men out there that value what they have and they lost what was theirs to one of those guys!

 

[UnquietDreams]

It got not fun for me. So I posted other places.

Bit like the audio thread.

If it's not fun, I move on.

But noone got ostracised.

Yes, thus the "expats" part. Not "exiles."

I left, but I wasn't from mt UK anyway. I was just there trying to seduce someone with my long-windedness, endearingly awkward lack of game, and requests to pronounce random things.

 

[TXRafe]

Yup. Then there’s surprise when we stop asking, then there’s surprise when separation occurs, then there’s surprise when they realize there really are men out there that value what they have and they lost what was theirs to one of those guys!

honey? is that you?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yup. Then there’s surprise when we stop asking, then there’s surprise when separation occurs, then there’s surprise when they realize there really are men out there that value what they have and they lost what was theirs to one of those guys!

My ex, my daughter, and I were having coffee and donuts (we still like each other) when my ex made a comment about me going to the beach by myself when I turned her down for beach trips, which was not correct. I told her "I've never turned down a trip to the beach, good pizza, or sex -- ever."

The Kid turned red. Hey, you wanted to sit at the adult table...

 

[vagrantx]

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Is this a thing?

Oh it's not restricted to men. SO has a pretty elaborate pulley-and-winch system set up to pry me away from the Steam summer sales..

 

[TXRafe]

Oh it's not restricted to men. SO has a pretty elaborate pulley-and-winch system set up to pry me away from the Steam summer sales..

i think its difficult for nongamers to understand the dopamine high from a game that presses all the right buttons

 

[vagrantx]

i think its difficult for nongamers to understand the dopamine high from a game that presses all the right buttons

Oh she plays too so she gets it, but there are definitely degrees to addiction

 

[SWR101]

Oh it's not restricted to men. SO has a pretty elaborate pulley-and-winch system set up to pry me away from the Steam summer sales..

That’s one of the hottest things I’ve read on here

 

[Sammysub07]

honey? is that you?

Haha no Honey about it. Similar situation, yes. Separation, yes. 18 years of marriage and military life. We still get along very well and coparent well. I’m all about doing for Sammy and if you’re not onboard with that..choo choo

 

[Bbl87]

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Is this a thing?

I mean, not in my house. All she has to do is even hint at sex and I'm stripping on my way to the bedroom.

That being said, I have gotten a blowjob while playing MarioKart, which was kinda the best of both worlds. I finished 1st on 3 of the 4 races, she was very proud of making me finish 3rd in the last one. Closest I've ever gotten to roadhead.

 

[Bbl87]

Haha no Honey about it. Similar situation, yes. Separation, yes. 18 years of marriage and military life. We still get along very well and coparent well. I’m all about doing for Sammy and if you’re not onboard with that..choo choo

Glad it's worked out well for you guys. I've gone back and forth thinking about divorce, but haven't gotten serious about it because of the kids. Coparenting can be a bitch.

 

[TXRafe]

Haha no Honey about it. Similar situation, yes. Separation, yes. 18 years of marriage and military life. We still get along very well and coparent well. I’m all about doing for Sammy and if you’re not onboard with that..choo choo

ive never been married, i was making a joke, im sorry...i agree with the other gentleman that in that situation in telling the guys ill be back.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Well shit... Am I neuro-spicy too?

Neuro-spicy !?! I’m totally stealing that line!