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I guess? But they were expecting veggies. I guess I could do a couple salads instead.
Steamed broccoli takes like what? 4 minutes in the microwave? Could you steam it there instead of just heating it up?
That’s not an option.
It’s complicated.
Trust her in casserole...she's Midwestern
I think my hubby would divorce me if I made green bean casserole
So.........I think my hubby would divorce me if I made green bean casserole
Shoot him in the head; cover his corpse with bleach; put on rubber gloves (to be worn at all points); wrap it in plastic, then more plastic to prevent dripping; procure a 50 meter length of ANSI standard 40 chain, two locking carabiners, two concrete pier blocks, a long knife, and a body saw (optional), a small boat, a change of clothes; put him in the back of your jeep wrapped in the plastic, go to the closest deep body of water, take the body out, unwrap it, then use the knife to pierce the eight body chambers (which will stop it from bloating up and floating), wrap it in the chain, secured, leaving the two ends free; you can optionally remove the hands with the bone saw; wrap in the plastic again, to prevent dripping, and take in the boat to the deepest part; secure the pier blocks to the ends of the chain, partially unwrap the body and use the plastic to slide it over the edge of the boat and into the water, free of the plastic; then go about four miles away and dump the plastic, the knife, the saw, and your clothes in to the water (or you can do all of the above nude, but that is a little freaky); when back on land, dispose of the gloves in two different trash receptacles, and, if you want, light the boat on fire.
I fucking adore you.
Oh, good, I thought I was the only one obsessing on that.Firstly, you lot in this thread are bonkers and post at a speed that makes me dizzy.
Secondly, I thought this was an acrostic poem but I cannot for the life of me figure out what TASWON means. Some dodgy Lit code, for sure.
I know I'm 1 of them....who's the other one?
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I think it’s @Mr_bogey
Start telling him when you are on your period.
I can start telling you too
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It’s called attention whore
