Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

"It's an after dark group mating ritual. Scars are the only evidence. This female bears the marks where a male has bitten her to hold on until mating is complete. But this female is on the hunt. Mating has made her hungry."

Shark week documentary? Or lit story quote?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

"It's an after dark group mating ritual. Scars are the only evidence. This female bears the marks where a male has bitten her to hold on until mating is complete. But this female is on the hunt. Mating has made her hungry."

Shark week documentary? Or lit story quote?

Yes?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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Berries, pineapple, and orange.
Unless we're covering them in chocolate, in which case I'll keep coconut.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Those weren’t couples awards my darling girl.

Except when you called me darling.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Good morning!!

 

[Qky75]

Perfect cool morning on the patio, Turkish coffee with cardamom, chill tunes, my dog at my feet.......and then the lawn mower ten feet away

 

[cactusjack0584]

Last weekend while we were out at the G-store, I started putting random things in other people's shopping baskets when they weren't looking.

Makes me smile.

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[UnquietDreams]

This is absolutely something I would do do my husband and he would absolutely never forgive me.

I went to take something to my wife at work. When I was checking in on the nurse's station, they said she would be a bit and had someone take me to the break room. She asked "are you her husband," and I said, in an outrageous accent, "No, I am Pepé, the Love Slave." That got around the nurse's station pretty quickly...

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[cheekygirl75]

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[cheekygirl75]

Does this mean you’re drinking the hard stuff already?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Does this mean you’re drinking the hard stuff already?

If by "hard stuff," you mean "coffee with espresso shots," then yes.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’m on the Green line (Bostonians know that’s even worse) not the Red line, but pretty much:

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[NakedStoryLover]

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Abso-damn-lutely.

And my coffee tastes watery. I want to speak to the barista (It's me; I'm the barista)

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Oh, sweetheart, you are Gorgeous rude!

 

[Qky75]

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Not sure about that....that's three whole vacation days away. I'm in no rush.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

 

[SWR101]

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Being out of my office for a few weeks, I need to vacuum a few penis beetles off my floor…

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Pissed off my wife this morning that I could leave the house at 11am, go to the barbershop without an appointment, get a good haircut, and be back in the house before 11:30am. She's waiting 2 more months for her next appointment at her salon.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Pissed off my wife this morning that I could leave the house at 11am, go to the barbershop without an appointment, get a good haircut, and be back in the house before 11:30am. She's waiting 2 more months for her next appointment at her salon.

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[MidwestPrincess23]

 

[DaringFunGuy]

If by "hard stuff," you mean "coffee with espresso shots," then yes.

Don’t knock cappuccino with Baileys.

Also did you know cappuccino is named after the color of the robes worn by Capuchin monks?

 

[SWR101]

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Ma’am, your emojis…