Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

I’m about ready to crawl into bed for the night, and hopefully have Lit-inspired visions dancing in my head.
But before I bed down, Christmas Eve wouldn’t be complete without @MedicalMuse and her wonderful narration of @TANSTAAFL58 ’s The Night Before Litmas

Merry Christmas to all you wonderful pervs, and to all, a good night!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Everything in moderation! You should’ve left the cookies alone with that combo

Cookies absorb liquor!

Right?

 

[Qky75]

Merry Christmas to you all. To each of you who have made the difference in my life thank you. I adore you.

 

[DannieB]

Cookies absorb liquor!

Right?

Is that how it works? So, this whole time I’ve needed to incorporate cookies into my diet

 

[dawn_of_night]

Merry Christmas to you all. To each of you who have made the difference in my life thank you. I adore you.

Merry Christmas fucker

 

[dawn_of_night]

All you other fuckers too....
It's officially Christmas on the East Coast ..... nyc....

Merry fucking Christmas fuckers

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is that how it works? So, this whole time I’ve needed to incorporate cookies into my diet

yes!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

All you other fuckers too....
It's officially Christmas on the East Coast ..... nyc....

Merry fucking Christmas fuckers

Merry Xmas!

 

[DannieB]

All you other fuckers too....
It's officially Christmas on the East Coast ..... nyc....

Merry fucking Christmas fuckers

I’m not sure I’ve ever been wished a more aggressive Merry Christmas!

yes!

Well, I’ve gotta eat some tonight so we’ll see how that works

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m not sure I’ve ever been wished a more aggressive Merry Christmas!

Well, I’ve gotta eat some tonight so we’ll see how that works

Like magic! That’s why Santa wants them!

He’s a total lush.

 

[DannieB]

Like magic! That’s why Santa wants them!

He’s a total lush.

Makes sense! Must be why he has the reindeer fly. You gotta have a drink or 4 when you work that hard in one night!

 

[__Nathan1968]

Merry XXXmas!

 

[Sammysub07]

Merry Christmas to you all. To each of you who have made the difference in my life thank you. I adore you.

Awee Q gets sweet! Merry Christmas and Yippee Ki-yay, We adore you, too!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

For those looking for a cooler alternative to Elf on a Shelf:

 

[Michael682]

For those looking for a cooler alternative to Elf on a Shelf:
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Hah. We have one of these. He’s been chilling on our Christmas tree.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

For those looking for a cooler alternative to Elf on a Shelf:
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We entered him in our White Elephant Christmas game.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

One more sleep!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

We entered him in our White Elephant Christmas game.

Did he hit the 3-steal maximum?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

One more sleep!

And we watched this tonight as well.
I took the family to the symphony to hear them play the score live to the movie last week.

I'm winning, my kids said they never want to go another year without hearing a live orchestra

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Did he hit the 3-steal maximum?

Yes!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Got the treats all set out for Santa. Merry Christmas, everyone!
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We entered him in our White Elephant Christmas game.

And we watched this tonight as well.
I took the family to the symphony to hear them play the score live to the movie last week.

I'm winning, my kids said they never want to go another year without hearing a live orchestra

Yes!

You guys are definitely winning Christmas this year!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nog!
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[UnquietDreams]

I am getting ready to sneak over to my ex's house (she knows, by the by) to top off the stockings her her and my kid. So I am limited to one eggnog before I get back. Anjo tequila and sherry make an outstanding fresh eggnog.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nog!
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I am getting ready to sneak over to my ex's house (she knows, by the by) to top off the stockings her her and my kid. So I am limited to one eggnog before I get back. Anjo tequila and sherry make an outstanding fresh eggnog.

(FYI, the “” reactions are for Snoopy and filling stockings, not the nog )