Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

You guys!!! It's @Kitty_so_frisky 's bday tomorrow!! Y'all lubed and ready???

I've been waiting all week for tomorrow. I wonder if she'll be close enough to hear me

 

[UnquietDreams]

I will contribute 3 orgasms to the cause.

For mine, you said, "Hey, happy birthday, dude," but you know, whatever...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Because we were having a pasta discussion earlier

Did I tell you I ate a piece of tofu with spaghetti sauce on top for lunch?

 

[crazychemgirl]

For mine, you said, "Hey, happy birthday, dude," but you know, whatever...

I mean, to be fair you didn’t ask for orgasms.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean, to be fair you didn’t ask for orgasms.

Yeah, no, it's fine. Fine...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did I tell you I ate a piece of tofu with spaghetti sauce on top for lunch?

way to ruin spaghetti

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

way to ruin spaghetti

Or to make it better?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

way to ruin spaghetti

Actually Spaghetti is the Doctor errr the noodle.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or to make it better?

Oh how quickly they fall from grace.

 

[lavendersilk]

So…speaking of orgasms…
Reminder
My birthday is in 2.5 weeks, and what I want is 41 orgasms. Not my own this time, I want 41 orgasms from you pretty pervs and wonderful weirdos! I will be accepting cumshot vids, cumshot pics, O-face vids, O-face pics, Vocaroos, tributes…maaaybe even very descriptive essays or poems. Multiple Os will be accepted too! I just want everyone to cum with/for me on my birthday!

I'm going to privately send her evidence but for those of you getting your exhibitionism on, Link here.

 

[SWR101]

I'm going to privately send her evidence but for those of you getting your exhibitionism on, Link here.

Saved the date

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm going to privately send her evidence but for those of you getting your exhibitionism on, Link here.

You mean, privately in a group chat with her and me, right?

 

[UnquietDreams]

You mean, privately in a group chat with her and me, right?

Oh, and me!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, and me!

Stop being like @OrdinaryPerson and trying to steal my Lit girlfriends!!!!

 

[SWR101]

I’m staying out of this one…

 

[UnquietDreams]

Stop being like @OrdinaryPerson and trying to steal my Lit girlfriends!!!!

If I steal you as well, do I get the whole group?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Stop being like @OrdinaryPerson and trying to steal my Lit girlfriends!!!!

And I am not putting spaghetti sauce on tofu.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If I steal you as well, do I get the whole group?

Mmmmm bon bons

 

[UnquietDreams]

Mmmmm bon bons

Well, I know what to bribe you with now...

 

[BrendaBear]

Well, I know what to bribe you with now...

Nerd talk?

*giggling away as I step out the door*

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nerd talk?

*giggling away as I step out the door*

Nerd talk and bon bons...

 

[Bbl87]

Stop being like @OrdinaryPerson and trying to steal my Lit girlfriends!!!!

Man, I need to step up my game. Girlfriends, plural?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Man, I need to step up my game. Girlfriends, plural?

This was my nickname when I was in my 20s

 

[Bbl87]

This was my nickname when I was in my 20s

In my high school days, my older sister decided sarcastically this was my theme song, because of the first verse.

I definitely didn't harness my whole tall, not quite dark but not pale, and not handsome but not ugly, into what I was capable of.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Apparently tits won.

Thread 'are you a...'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/are-you-a.824197/