Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

@Amanda330 calls you daddy... @Bry1313 seems like he would be a good mommy... I'm just connecting dots here.

Can I be the neighbor who stands on the other side of the fence, hiding my face and dispensing pretentious and dubious wisdom?

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Amanda330 calls you daddy... @Bry1313 seems like he would be a good mommy... I'm just connecting dots here.

Well… fuck.

 

[Amanda330]

Well… fuck.

Me? Yes, daddy

 

[BrendaBear]

I thought @OrdinaryPerson and @Bry1313 were mommy and daddy.


I’m like the weird aunt.

Sign me up as the weird Barbie...
https://media1.tenor.com/m/BksmBIZ34cUAAAAC/barbie-barbie-movie.gif

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I thought @OrdinaryPerson and @Bry1313 were mommy and daddy.


I’m like the weird aunt.

I'd have said creepy uncle, but okay.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fuck yeah. Though I’m more a alt rock/pop monkey (man that was almost a tragic typo)

I think a Pop Rock Monkey would be interesting. Until it rained of course. Then it would be fascinating.

 

[UnquietDreams]

For a while I wanted to name my child a name with an ellipses. Fortunately my wife is smarter than I am.

I will repeat, my wife had it in the birth plan that I was not allowed to name the child.

 

[morelikeasong]

Sign me up as the weird Barbie...
https://media1.tenor.com/m/BksmBIZ34cUAAAAC/barbie-barbie-movie.gif

Where did you find this gif?? I was just looking for a weird Barbie gif to post in a different thread like 30 min ago and I couldn’t find any

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'd have said creepy uncle, but okay.

I’m an uncle?

 

[BrendaBear]

I think a Pop Rock Monkey would be interesting. Until it rained of course. Then it would be fascinating.

So.. that's like... a cross between sea monkeys and pop rocks???

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m an uncle?

You are?

 

[Bry1313]

I’m an uncle?

Color me surprised

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I’m an uncle?

Creepy aunt doesn't have the same ring to it.

Don't mind me. I'm just dumb today.

 

[lavendersilk]

I think a Pop Rock Monkey would be interesting. Until it rained of course. Then it would be fascinating.

 

[BrendaBear]

Creepy aunt doesn't have the same ring to it.

Well yeah... different letters and all that...

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I should buy those.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Please share in my anger …. There’s a person at another location who sends us samples …



I’m annoyed firstly because they always send like 10 a week … ok whatever … fine.



But more recently … I’m annoyed because of how they write their “1’s” …

But chemgirl, you say …. How can someone write their “1’s” wrong …


Let me … just let me show you.





IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT a “1”



TELL ME!!!!!!

 

[Bry1313]

Please share in my anger …. There’s a person at another location who sends us samples …



I’m annoyed firstly because they always send like 10 a week … ok whatever … fine.



But more recently … I’m annoyed because of how they write their “1’s” …

But chemgirl, you say …. How can someone write their “1’s” wrong …


Let me … just let me show you.


View attachment 2375339


IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT a “1”



TELL ME!!!!!!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/VH8bwsf47A8AAAAC/waterboy-kill.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Please share in my anger …. There’s a person at another location who sends us samples …



I’m annoyed firstly because they always send like 10 a week … ok whatever … fine.



But more recently … I’m annoyed because of how they write their “1’s” …

But chemgirl, you say …. How can someone write their “1’s” wrong …


Let me … just let me show you.


View attachment 2375339


IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT a “1”



TELL ME!!!!!!

Seriously, what the hell?

 

[BrendaBear]

Please share in my anger …. There’s a person at another location who sends us samples …



I’m annoyed firstly because they always send like 10 a week … ok whatever … fine.



But more recently … I’m annoyed because of how they write their “1’s” …

But chemgirl, you say …. How can someone write their “1’s” wrong …


Let me … just let me show you.


View attachment 2375339


IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT a “1”



TELL ME!!!!!!

oh for fucks sake! Did they fail at cursive and just start making shit up???

Fuck me running!

 

[vagrantx]

Please share in my anger …. There’s a person at another location who sends us samples …



I’m annoyed firstly because they always send like 10 a week … ok whatever … fine.



But more recently … I’m annoyed because of how they write their “1’s” …

But chemgirl, you say …. How can someone write their “1’s” wrong …


Let me … just let me show you.


View attachment 2375339


IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT a “1”



TELL ME!!!!!!

https://media.tenor.com/0EOI5urk8GkAAAAM/pink-huh.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

oh for fucks sake! Did they fail at cursive and just start making shit up???

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m glad it’s not just me.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m glad it’s not just me.

Okay.... I'm thinking this person is somebody's bondage slave and writes that with the pen attached to their ballgag... so ... that's why they have some trouble.


Hey, that's got to be better then the truth. I'm rolling with that.

 

[lavendersilk]

Okay.... I'm thinking this person is somebody's bondage slave and writes that with the pen attached to their ballgag... so ... that's why they have some trouble.


Hey, that's got to be better then the truth. I'm rolling with that.

Kinky. I like it.