Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Yes! Now may I take you against a tree? It is part of our standard service menu.

(Which would honestly not be the first time I have done that... I love making love in the forest. Especially in the rain.)

 

[Trubbycat]

I’ve seen many fallen trees while hiking and have imagined a partner bent over one.

 

[thordanil]

Yes! Now may I take you against a tree? It is part of our standard service menu.

(Which would honestly not be the first time I have done that... I love making love in the forest. Especially in the rain.)

I’ve never done it or had the chance but definitely want to do it one day.

 

[BrendaBear]

These are broken.

I don’t think I have anything to take a pic of that anyone would want to see… except maybe my fur babies.

 

[BrendaBear]

Hey! This is broken too.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’ve never done it or had the chance but definitely want to do it one day.

I would recommend. Especially if your partner has a kink about almost getting caught. She was pretty vanilla in a lot of ways, sexually, but the thought of that really got her going.

Against a tree, her hand jammed into her own mouth to try to keep quiet, while the Portland Audubon Society was having a nature walk about ten feet away, is a memory I will always cherish.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes! Now may I take you against a tree? It is part of our standard service menu.

(Which would honestly not be the first time I have done that... I love making love in the forest. Especially in the rain.)

If you like making love in forests
And getting fucked in the rain.

Hmmm not better. Shocking.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hey! This is broken too.

You clicked the wrong one

 

[BrendaBear]

You clicked the wrong one

Oops. Sorry!

 

[Amanda330]

Yes! Now may I take you against a tree? It is part of our standard service menu.

(Which would honestly not be the first time I have done that... I love making love in the forest. Especially in the rain.)

Wow. I wouldn't be your first? I'd have said yes but I'm sooo shy and you're ... So experienced. I wouldn't want to disappoint you.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wow. I wouldn't be your first? I'd have said yes but I'm sooo shy and your ... So experienced. I wouldn't want to disappoint you.

You have a ?
Me too.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wow. I wouldn't be your first? I'd have said yes but I'm sooo shy and your ... So experienced. I wouldn't want to disappoint you.

Dear heart, you couldn't disappoint me if you tried.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am such a happy kitty mama right now. My two little girls braved their way into the living room, and climbed up into the chair I am sitting in. In the past, I would sit down with them, and at least one would immediately take off.

But now they chose to find me and they have been playing in my lap.

https://imgur.com/a/DSqeOQF

They don’t stay still long enough to get a great pic.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I am such a happy kitty mama right now. My two little girls braved their way into the living room, and climbed up into the chair I am sitting in. In the past, I would sit down with them, and at least one would immediately take off.

But now they chose to find me and they have been playing in my lap.

https://imgur.com/a/DSqeOQF

They don’t stay still long enough to get a great pic.

Thats so fun though!!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

THIS! 100%

Also, I now need to look into getting an arborist, I guess.

*Grabs chainsaw*

You rang?

 

[BrendaBear]

If you like making love in forests
And getting fucked in the rain.

Hmmm not better. Shocking.

Now I will have that song in my head for a few hours.

 

[BrendaBear]

They tired themselves out… and helped themselves to big sis’ bed.


Edit: My doggo just came inside… and just looked at them laying in her bed. One stayed asleep, the other just looked at her. Funny how they just kind of work it out. Amy (doggo) decided she didn’t care. When she lays in that bed, she fills it up. Kind of a big size difference.

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’s definitely not the healthiest thing for society in many ways. But also… people should be able to fantasize about someone/something while also keeping their hands to themselves and their mouths shut about it.

The arborist that comes to look at my trees is fucking hot and I absolutely think about him taking me against one of those trees. But I just politely ask him my tree questions and then masturbate when he leaves. Like a civilized person!

Exactly!

 

[lavendersilk]

They tired themselves out… and helped themselves to big sis’ bed.
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Edit: My doggo just came inside… and just looked at them laying in her bed. One stayed asleep, the other just looked at her. Funny how they just kind of work it out. Amy (doggo) decided she didn’t care. When she lays in that bed, she fills it up. Kind of a big size difference.

I love them so much!!

 

[Trubbycat]

@BrendaD you’re doing the right thing to be patient. Depending on how they were raised they will warm up to you sooner or later but that was an excellent sign. Kitties seem to love a dog bed but if you buy them a bed they probably won’t use it (cat logic). Winston kitten loves my dog Tucker’s bed and is in it all the time. It’s always amusing to see the cat in the dog bed and the dog on the floor but Tuckie is such a gentle soul he almost never gets mad at Winston (unless he is messing with T’s food or treats).

 

[Trubbycat]

Oh, forgot to say the I have known several Siamese and they have all been very friendly.

 

[BrendaBear]

My dog has a gentle soul anyway. She just came in again, and very sweetly and gently cleaned up one of the kittens (the braver one). So amazing to watch them just do their thing.

The kittens are only 9 weeks old.

 

[Amanda330]

*Grabs chainsaw*

You rang?

Can you trim my... bush? Do arborists do that? Or is it just trees?

Actually there's nothing to trim. You're just hot. Hi.

 

[Trubbycat]

A lot of their personalities are hardwired when they’re born, just like people. Another huge difference is whether they were feral and captured/rescued, raised by a loving momma or hand raised by a rescuer.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can you trim my... bush? Do arborists do that? Or is it just trees?

Actually there's nothing to trim. You're just hot. Hi.

It’s funny how being smooth (shut it) as hot lady just works different.