Sex & Shenanigans

[Daisy_Love]

Cos it's cream. And it squirts. Dur.

Noooo it skooshes, duh!!

Ah hush yer wheesht.

Awww bless yer wee cotton socks, lassie!!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I hate this thread. So dramatic

 

[Daisy_Love]

Ah hush yer wheesht.

Also, it’s haud yer wheesht before the resident Scotsman descends to enlighten you

 

[Coyote100]

Where did some people learn to speak English? They should come to America and learn the proper way to speak.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I think all need to find Jesus. #CelibateLife

 

[Wand3rlust]

Also, it’s haud yer wheesht before the resident Scotsman descends to enlighten you

no one cares.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I think all need to find Jesus. #CelibateLife

have you checked the back of the sofa?

 

[Bry1313]

Also, it’s haud yer wheesht before the resident Scotsman descends to enlighten you

That is just random letters typed out, tell me that’s what this is.

 

[Lmizzler]

Haven’t been around a few days.

Someone catch me up real fast so I don’t have to go back. (Also, I’m not going to go back)

 

[Wand3rlust]

Haven’t been around a few days.

Someone catch me up real fast so I don’t have to go back. (Also, I’m not going to go back)

In the beginning, there was a big bang. Like a really really big one.

Then lots of stuff happened, and @Mr_bogey still hasn't caught up, @crazychemgirl is counting nominations, @Indie and @Bry1313 think it's all about them, @NRJLIVES4ever is celibate, and @Daisy_Love still can't talk English properly, and I'm a trucker named Bob, from Hull.

There. All done.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'm 25 pages behind in here.
Take one Friday off....

 

[MedicalMuse]

I'm 25 pages behind in here.
Take one Friday off....

Your fomo is a source of constant amusement to me.

I need a nap.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s that time again!!!

The official



Sex & Shenanigans Awards!​

Yes, in honour of 2000 pages of Shenanigans… we’re doing it again!



You know the drill…



And since shenanigans belongs to ALL OF US… we’re going to do nominations for each award.



Please submit up to 2 posters for each award. After some time … the panel will deliberate and determine the winners!!



The awards are as follows:



Poster who most effectively used a gif or emoji



Poster who has become the best newcomer in the last 1000 pages!



Poster who coined the phrase / joke you use on the daily



Poster who beats a joke to death!



Poster who is always dying of thirst!



Poster who is always 5 posts or pages behind the joke



Poster who always has something nice to say!



Poster who gives out the most wow reactions



Poster whose used “ranch” as a verb most effectively



Poster who posts the most in S&S (the post whore award)





OK EVERYONE … go back through the amazing journey of the last 1000 pages and find those posters you wish to recognize.



Also if you have a special nomination award, please submit that as well. There may be a prize for the most original award submission!!

I’m doing up nominations now if anyone wants to get a last minute nomination in or special category nomination.

 

[haha_on_me]

I’m doing up nominations now if anyone wants to get a last minute nomination in or special category nomination.

We're ranching now? That makes me want to ranch on my Jeep, or even ranch the TV dial to pick a better channel.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Haven’t been around a few days.

Someone catch me up real fast so I don’t have to go back. (Also, I’m not going to go back)

God I envy you

 

[crazychemgirl]

NOMINATIONS ARE NOW CLOSED!!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Whoever she was, she brought a lot of joy to people here. I just wish she felt like she could have done it by just being who she was. And I think there were parts of her that were real

This part ^

 

[crazychemgirl]

When Brianna38 “passed away” I CRIED SO HARD. So fucking hard. I was heartbroken. When it turned out to be a fakey . I was actually relieved. Whoever she was, she brought a lot of joy to people here. I just wish she felt like she could have done it by just being who she was. And I think there were parts of her that were real, and I’m glad that no person was killed in the making of that litster

Legit dude … same

 

[LupineOne]

Legit dude … same

I’m glad I missed out on that one

 

[Lmizzler]

In the beginning, there was a big bang. Like a really really big one.

Then lots of stuff happened, and @Mr_bogey still hasn't caught up, @crazychemgirl is counting nominations, @Indie and @Bry1313 think it's all about them, @NRJLIVES4ever is celibate, and @Daisy_Love still can't talk English properly, and I'm a trucker named Bob, from Hull.

There. All done.

Best summary ever!

@crazychemgirl - I think that @Wand3rlust deserves an award for this!

 

[LupineOne]

In the beginning, there was a big bang. Like a really really big one.

Then lots of stuff happened, and @Mr_bogey still hasn't caught up, @crazychemgirl is counting nominations, @Indie and @Bry1313 think it's all about them, @NRJLIVES4ever is celibate, and @Daisy_Love still can't talk English properly, and I'm a trucker named Bob, from Hull.

There. All done.

This wins today
And you made mine

 

[Daisy_Love]

That is just random letters typed out, tell me that’s what this is.

Shut it, Bry or I’ll introduce you to a Glesga kiss

 

[Lmizzler]

I'm 25 pages behind in here.
Take one Friday off....

Same for me. Hadn’t read since Friday and just said screw it!!!
Best of all, I survived. You can do it too man!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … is everyone ready for the 2nd round of Sex & Shenanigans Award Results?!!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Same for me. Hadn’t read since Friday and just said screw it!!!
Best of all, I survived. You can do it too man!

The fomo kills me. For real. I just look at what I’m tagged in.
Sometimes I miss something


As in @Mr_bogey ’s fomo.

This place moves to fast to keep up.