Sex - or the lack thereof

[alabama]

It's amazing to me how many people here aren't getting any.
Whenever I get really, really horny, I think how lucky I am to work at the morgue.

Um, well....no, there is no way that is ok.

 

[pleasteasme]

It's amazing to me how many people here aren't getting any.
Whenever I get really, really horny, I think how lucky I am to work at the morgue.

D'OH!!!

The morgue? I'll hold out for something with a pulse.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I went 14 months, and I survived. I was waiting for the right person, and boy was it right

 

[bmw1080]

Whew! nearly a year.

Go get some sex. It is there.

I doubt if I could go a year without sex.

 

[trinityjons]

I doubt there's anything wrong with you that isn't wrong with most of the rest of us. You'll meet somebody.

 

[JasmineFleur]

I'm not interested in anyone here. It seems that those whom I find attractive are asses. And most who find me attractive are people I'm not attracted to in the least.
Grrr...

 

[Lorelei_11]

I went 11 months and 27 days years ago......It was brutal.

I've went much longer, and brutal is a good way to describe it. Right now its been almost a year for me.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Try being married and never having any sex that REALLY makes you think there is something wrong with you.


We all know you are beautiful though, I remember

Why do women stay married to guys if they are sexually unsatisfied?

 

[alabama]

Why do women stay married to guys if they are sexually unsatisfied?

I have no idea. I would either get it somewhere else or get out. It is way too important!

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

I have no idea. I would either get it somewhere else or get out. It is way too important!

I agree. One of my biggest fears is having to decide between a great women and great sex. I'm hoping I can find both in the same place.

 

[raj1996n]

hi, testing

 

[pleasteasme]

I'm not interested in anyone here. It seems that those whom I find attractive are asses. And most who find me attractive are people I'm not attracted to in the least.
Grrr...

Or very much unavailable (in many different ways). Oh well, it's still a fun place to hang out.

 

[Wrong Element]

I'm now taking the stance that sex is overrated; therefore I'm not really missing much.

I can rationalize with the best of them.

 

[alabama]

I agree. One of my biggest fears is having to decide between a great women and great sex. I'm hoping I can find both in the same place.

I have left great men cause the sex wasn't something that would satisfy me for the long haul.
There is nothing worse than meeting someone, going on a date or whatever and having a great time. Then, when you finally kiss and it just sucks, it is almost heartbreaking. When the kiss isn't there, the sex is never there.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

Yes. It would seem you have a rare mental disorder known as 'standards' and this means you are unwilling to just go out and fuck someone, someone you aren't even all that attracted to, simply because you're horny and need to get laid. You're a goddamn freak of nature.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

I have left great men cause the sex wasn't something that would satisfy me for the long haul.
There is nothing worse than meeting someone, going on a date or whatever and having a great time. Then, when you finally kiss and it just sucks, it is almost heartbreaking. When the kiss isn't there, the sex is never there.

If the kiss isn't there, I'm usually not there for a 2nd date.

 

[alabama]

If the kiss isn't there, I'm usually not there for a 2nd date.

Same here. The way a person kisses, in my experience, has always been indicative of the way they had sex.

 

[pleasteasme]

I'm now taking the stance that sex is overrated; therefore I'm not really missing much.

I can rationalize with the best of them.

I have decided, on my own, that my stories and stories written *ahem* to me are much better than anything I could possibly experience.

I should really put all of my sexual energy into writing. It would be so much more productive. Entertaining too.

 

[Buzz]

Same here. The way a person kisses, in my experience, has always been indicative of the way they had sex.

ditto...

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[alabama]

ditto...

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Yes, we belong to the same club.

 

[fluffPE]

I have decided, on my own, that my stories and stories written *ahem* to me are much better than anything I could possibly experience.

I should really put all of my sexual energy into writing. It would be so much more productive. Entertaining too.

You and I need to get together! Oh my, the stories!

 

[atmas]

Some comedian said, "The last time I was in a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty!"
A comediene said, "It as been so long since I've had sex I forget who is supposed to wear the handcuffs!"

 

[pleasteasme]

You and I need to get together! Oh my, the stories!

Stories....I got stories man! Lots and lots of ideas, I just need to type them out....errrr, work them out.

 

[Killswitch]

I have left great men cause the sex wasn't something that would satisfy me for the long haul.
There is nothing worse than meeting someone, going on a date or whatever and having a great time. Then, when you finally kiss and it just sucks, it is almost heartbreaking. When the kiss isn't there, the sex is never there.

And thats why you're a lonely woman with too many kids and a uterus hanging down between your legs hanging out on a porn board.

Theres more to life than sex people.

 

[alabama]

And thats why you're a lonely woman with too many kids and a uterus hanging down between your legs hanging out on a porn board.

Theres more to life than sex people.

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