Sex Dolls-----Icky or No?

[Chantal Marchon]

I am wondering if most people think that sex dolls are gross, because a friend of mine mentioned that the cheap ones are not in the least erotic feeling and that the expensive ones would be like fucking a corpse. Nice imagery huh.

 

[Tranquility]

I am wondering if most people think that sex dolls are gross, because a friend of mine mentioned that the cheap ones are not in the least erotic feeling and that the expensive ones would be like fucking a corpse. Nice imagery huh.

Never thought about it like that but yaaaaaaaa know your friend could be right...I mean looking at a doll that feels real and is anamiated to do blow jobs LOL my hubby is laughing his ass off at the moment at the visual.

 

[Zmey]

it's like .... ewww man

 

[crysede]

Yes - icky!

Especially those 'real dolls' - they aren't realistic imitation of living humans, they're realistic imitations of corpses.

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

Realdolls.com has about twenty "styles" of female doll that you can custom outfit with hair, eye, even pick out her make up and fingernail styles as well as pube style.

They have 3 way sex with optional vibe-o-raters in them.

Sadly, they have one sad looking male doll. While you can pick the hair/eye color, the size of the penius and fuckable ass....he's just not very good look.

This site also has porn of people having sex with the dolls!

 

[modest mouse]

Yeah, its an odd image. Yeah, it doesnt seem like it would be satisfying.

But hey, putting plastic with abeads and amotor inside of you and gettign off is a bit foreign to me too.

Nobodies gettign hurt I guess. Plus without those people we all would be deprived of that real Dolls site.

 

[Lasz]

The idea of a sex doll just never appealed to me.

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

I suposse if you were a necrophilac a sex doll would be a legal alternative....Humm....*scribbles note to self for contest*

 

[Chantal Marchon]

I suposse if you were a necrophilac a sex doll would be a legal alternative....Humm....*scribbles note to self for contest*

LOL-- The whole idea really threw me when my friend said that- I about fell out of my chair. How mtwisted do you have to be to think up something like that!

 

[crysede]

I suposse if you were a necrophilac a sex doll would be a legal alternative....Humm....*scribbles note to self for contest*

Hey - that's a whole untapped market!

I'm amazed no one's capitalizing on this already - they could forget about making the dolls lifelike, and aim for the far more realistic goal of making them more death like! You could add touch of 'eau de Cadaverine' behind the ears, maybe give each one a realistic looking fatal injury...they could even come with individualized corner's reports!

 

[Saint Peter]

Make sure to clean the doll out properly before putting it back in the closet. Nothing worse than sex crunchies next time you bring it out...so I heard.

 

[Chantal Marchon]

Hey - that's a whole untapped market!

I'm amazed no one's capitalizing on this already - they could forget about making the dolls lifelike, and aim for the far more realistic goal of making them more death like! You could add touch of 'eau de Cadaverine' behind the ears, maybe give each one a realistic looking fatal injury...they could even come with individualized corner's reports!

OMG---LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't think that would go well on ebay.

 

[crysede]

OMG---LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't think that would go well on ebay.

Yeah, but those ebay people are such prudes - they've never once let one of the human body part auctions go to completion.

I'm sure there's a better way to tap into the lucrative necrophiliac market - perhaps a tasteful advertizing campaign in city morgues and funeral homes?

 

[Chantal Marchon]

Couldn't you just see the loved one faces as the go by the coffin and then in the sitting lounge see a small framed ad- don't have sex with dead people buy a dead doll instead! The horror. LOL

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

Not having your needs met?

Can you only get stiff for a stiff? Is your favorite video "Last Dance with Mary Jane" by Tom Petty? Do you watch movies that feature sex with rotted corpses?

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Pick from one of the options:

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Each doll comes with her own paperwork: Cerf. of death, obit and autopsy report with color photos!

For a slightly extra fee a photo album of your lovely lady of death's life can be created! See your lady when alive, get your pleasure from her when dead.* For only $299 more we will ship your lady in her very own coffin!

*You do realize that this is a doll, and not an actual person. That she will never rot, or mold, unless you add your own "speical effects"

 

[mytasteislikecandy]

OMG YOU ARE KIDDING ME

I WENT TO THAT SITE

$6000 dollars???

LMAO....whoever ordered that shit must be UGLY or really really bad with women.

Realdolls.com has about twenty "styles" of female doll that you can custom outfit with hair, eye, even pick out her make up and fingernail styles as well as pube style.

They have 3 way sex with optional vibe-o-raters in them.

Sadly, they have one sad looking male doll. While you can pick the hair/eye color, the size of the penius and fuckable ass....he's just not very good look.

This site also has porn of people having sex with the dolls!

 

[Guru]

 

[Guest]

I would rather play with my hand than to screw a doll made out of plastic
I
want
the
real
thing

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

Actually, I think the dolls are for people who have had their worst date and are grateful for someone who won't say no, can't hit or berate them, and will still be there when they come back from work.

 

[MercyMia]

Sex Crunchies

Make sure to clean the doll out properly before putting it back in the closet. Nothing worse than sex crunchies next time you bring it out...so I heard.

Total ICK!!! Sex crunchies, like dried up boogers?

Gak!

 

[Cleopatra]

I saw the Real Doll on Howard Stern and it just gave me the creeps. Plus, I'm not about to go get one anyway, as long as my BOB is still alive and humming....

 

[LadyDarkFire]

I just have one question, who the hell would you hire to write those corner's reports? Some starving med student with an imaginitive streak?

While I think dolls are not exactly for me, I guess it's some people's tastes. Mind you, you could probably get a mail order bride for the amount that site's charging... the delivery fee would be about the same if you got cheap airline tickets.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

If The Male Real Doll Performed Like A Sybian,

Then If I Had 6 Grand I'd Buy His Novel Ass! LOL

 

[Coolville]

Sex dolls dont' do much for me, although those Real Dolls are "interesting"!

They are heavy, bordering on realistic weight and they are made of silicone so you can put them in a hot bath for 20 minutes and they stay warm for ages.

But for that price, you can get the real thing many times over...

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

You can actually download the reports off the internet and then mass produce them, if needed. However, I don't think there are a lot of people with that ...er...fetish. So just a few should be ok. And you'd have to up the price, $6000 is the going price for a "life sytle" doll, so I figure twice that for a "living dead girl" *nods to Rob Zombie*

And: Oh sure, the pic link worked for YOU! It didn't work when I posted the site addy!