Sex Degrees of Separation

[impressive]

Who are YOU related to?

Think about it!

 

[jomar]

Keven Bacon?

I'm told Rob Roy on one side of the family and horse thieves and ne'er do wells on the other.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

3rd Fucker Once Removed

 

[gauchecritic]

I've no idea. But if I might take this opportunity to plug my little read sci-fi piece 'Dear Betsy' this story has time travel, self controlled gender choice and the alluded six degrees of separation.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Genghis Khan, on my mother's side.

That's a genetic probability, we don't actually know for sure. I know just about nothing about either side of my family.

The Old Man, on the other hand has a pedigree going back six hundred years, all researched and written down. My kids are descendants of Pocahontas-- via two different lines!

My best friend back in the '70's was a McCoy--
yes, THOSE McCoys.

The Old Man is a Martin, on his mother's side, and the Hatfields and the McCoys were nothing, compared to the Martins and the McCoys...

When my friend and The Old Man met for the first time, it was as if they'd known each other forever, with not a feud in sight

 

[impressive]

3rd Fucker Once Removed

Hey, that's MY line!




Y'all are missin' the point. I mean, how many degrees of sex separate you from ... well, everyone else.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Reminds me of Frances Fay and her friends

 

[slyc_willie]

Stella, you shaved!

My garndfather on my father's side had been very interested in the geneaology of his family, and spent a couple decades researching every source he could. Turns out the forebears of the family fortune were big-wigs with the Dutch West India Company. We used to own massive amounts of real estate alon the Hudson river. But then, alas, through theft, blackmail, stupidity and gambling, we lost it all.

My grandfather on my mother's side, who was known as 'Baron Munchausen' in his Lion's Club chapter, contended that I am the crown prince of Russia. According to him, Anastasia Romanoff fled St. Petersburg with her head intact, changed her name to Off, and smuggled herself into the US as a Russian Jew.

She then married my grandfather's brother, but they only had daughters. My grandfather also had only daughters. My aunt only had daughters. Therefore, according to my grandfather, as I am the first male child born after Anastasia, I'm a prince.

So go figure -- I'm royalty!

 

[Guest]

Imp -

Do you mean like how in Chicago when someone kissed someone and then that person kissed someone else, and then others kissed each other, and how basically every single person at the Lit-together wound up kissing everyone else via six degrees of separation?

Like that?

 

[slyc_willie]

Imp -

Do you mean like how in Chicago when someone kissed someone and then that person kissed someone else, and then others kissed each other, and how basically every single person at the Lit-together wound up kissing everyone else via six degrees of separation?

Like that?

You mean . . . I kissed Zoot?

 

[Guest]

You mean . . . I kissed Zoot?

Didn't you like how his beard tickled?

 

[gauchecritic]

You mean . . . I kissed Zoot?

How was he?

 

[slyc_willie]

How was he?

Eh . . . wish he hadn't eaten something with garlic.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I can take my genealogy back to the Julian emperors of Rome, and to Philip of Macedonia via Cleopatra VII. The last Royal in my line is EDWARD III of England. The last nobility is Sir William Alexander, Lord Sterling; Viscount of Canada.

 

[impressive]

Imp -

Do you mean like how in Chicago when someone kissed someone and then that person kissed someone else, and then others kissed each other, and how basically every single person at the Lit-together wound up kissing everyone else via six degrees of separation?

Like that?

Yuppers. That's what I mean.

 

[slyc_willie]

Okay, lemme think . . . 'sex' degrees . . . .

A guy i fooled around with casually in Wisconsin had once dated Sam Elliot.

A girl I dated in college later became a porn star by the name of Blonde Ice, and though she only did it sporadically over a couple years, worked with some top names.

And a former girlfriend was previously engaged to Fernando Vina (who had been playing for the Milwaukee Brewers at the time).

So, that means I can link myself to Sam Elliot, Fernando Vina, Jenna Jameson, and a scattering of other porn stars.

Cool.

 

[slyc_willie]

Didn't you like how his beard tickled?

Yeah . . . sort of reminded of going down on an 80s porn star.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Hey, that's MY line!




Y'all are missin' the point. I mean, how many degrees of sex separate you from ... well, everyone else.

Oh, I get it now!

Well-- I grew up in L.A.-- and plenty of my partners were partners of you know, rockers and actors.

Come to think of it, a lot of my partners were rockers and actors.

 

[Stella_Omega]

So go figure -- I'm royalty!

This explains the size of your scepter

 

[slyc_willie]

This explains ythe size of your scepter

*groan*

Hey, I lived in LA for a while, in 1995-96. Dated a few ladies there, and one guy. So maybe you and I could be linked.

 

[Stella_Omega]

*groan*

Hey, I lived in LA for a while, in 1995-96. Dated a few ladies there, and one guy. So maybe you and I could be linked.

You never know...

 

[maggot420]

I'm very closely related to a fruit fly

 

[impressive]

I'm very closely related to a fruit fly

You're fucking bananas, aren't you?

 

[Guest]

You're fucking bananas, aren't you?

Just spit out my raspberry tea.

 

[maggot420]

You're fucking bananas, aren't you?

I stand accused of such yet again