Sex Concierge

[Mischka]

Sex is a favorite topic of mine. Not simply doing It (wink wink, nudge nudge), but discussing it. And my friends know I'm unabashed about anything they want to know, to the extent that my knowledge or experience may impart anything more to them. I want everyone to take as many helpings from a sexual smorgasbord as they like, and that requires them knowing what dishes are being offered.

So last week I was at dinner with five girlfriends, and it was revealed, one by one, that none of them own any toys. One owned a vibe once, but the batteries ran out, she moved, it was lost in the move, trail off here .... And then one of them confessed that she and her husband only do missionary. And by that, I mean they've never done anything else. No hands, no mouths, no other positions. And they have two kids. Bless their hearts.

As openly pervy people (after all, you visit a porn board), what toys would you recommend for the uninitiated? I've already given them my list, but I'm curious what you like to use, by yourself, or with a partner.

And, as toys are a limited topic, share any other sexual concierge stories you have, how you've helped a friend take another serving from the smorgasbord.

 

[trysail]

It never hurts to have an extensive selection of good, silk ties (Vineyard Vines are nice but they're too expensive to use for alternate purposes).


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[Mrtenant]

Hitachi magic wand,

easily explainable as a massager for other areas, but nice and handy for the missus with or without me. After 18 years she finally broke it. Wish I'd been there to see that happen.

 

[evesdream]

I know someone who would stride in here just to say "Duct tape", but I don't have any toys myself. Therefore I'm subscribing!

Silk ties sound perfectly versatile.

I'd have no idea what to do with a Hitachi Wand though. Do you just hover around with it hoping the vibration hits a sweet spot? Bueller? Concierge?

 

[Mrtenant]

I know someone who would stride in here just to say "Duct tape", but I don't have any toys myself. Therefore I'm subscribing!

Silk ties sound perfectly versatile.

I'd have no idea what to do with a Hitachi Wand though. Do you just hover around with it hoping the vibration hits a sweet spot? Bueller? Concierge?

She kinda holds it close to her clit at first then on it as she gets used to it. Gets her off in a couple minutes usually.

Which is why I prolly don't get laid anymore, I take to fuckin long, at 3 minutes and 28 seconds.

 

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[JohnnySavage]

I have about 100 Jerry Garcia ties.

 

[thør]

She kinda holds it close to her clit at first then on it as she gets used to it. Gets her off in a couple minutes usually.

Which is why I prolly don't get laid anymore, I take to fuckin long, at 3 minutes and 28 seconds.

People are busy these days and have schedules to keep.

 

[unregistered]

 

[spacekowboy]

Rohypnol

 

[yossi]

I love the butterfly nipple clamps - especially on my clit for a little while. Just the thought of it tightening a bit makes me wet, and the clamp itself makes my clit hard and throbbing. Especially right after release (of the clamp, not my release.)

The alligator clips frustrate me to no end because they constantly slip off of my nipples - like they don't open wide enough to get a good grip.

I have a hitachi wand, but I haven't played with it enough to give a review. It's very bulky and hard to handle, so if anyone has advice it would be appreciated. One time I had it turned on underneath of a pillow, and was grinding against that. It made me wet, but it didn't get me off.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I do like a glass dildo. I have a very pretty one with red swirls and bumps on it. Love it when the glass gets really hot.

Clit vibe too. High speed hurts the soles of my feet though.

 

[Lancecastor]

(after all, you visit a porn board)

Muffy says not.

 

[neci]

the wand - yes. yes. yes. this is one of my last purchases, and by far the best. i have no idea how i made it this long without one. i want to shove the whole thing up my cunt, but aside from potential electrocution, i am afraid of being ruined for cock forever. so i don't. quite yet.

the nipple clamps - butterfly/clover as recommended by yossi. don't even bother with the alligator. so not worth it.

the big insertable vibrating silicone cock. sometimes you just need to be stuffed to the brim while bouncing up and down on the pillow. add in the wand focused directly on the clit, and this is possible the best solo afternoon out there.

the rabbit. i have mixed feelings about the rabbit. first off, they're all too short and don't really fill that inner need i get when fucking myself with plastic. i have found that i prefer the rabbit when it is flipped around so the ears are tickling my ass, and i can either manually stimulate the clit or once again, wand.

the ass plug. holy fuck, the ass plug. not only does it make anal so much more pleasant, but it is a great addition to your average grocery shopping experience. no one ever has to know, but by god, you will feel like a piece of walking sex.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I do like a glass dildo. I have a very pretty one with red swirls and bumps on it. Love it when the glass gets really hot.

Clit vibe too. High speed hurts the soles of my feet though.

^^^ Johnny's favorite sex toy.

 

[yossi]

I do like a glass dildo. I have a very pretty one with red swirls and bumps on it. Love it when the glass gets really hot.

Clit vibe too. High speed hurts the soles of my feet though.

I know we've talked about this before - I also adore my glass dildo! Did I tell you I bought a glass anal one? That's tops as well. I think it's something about the weightiness of them that works for me.

 

[Fata Morgana]

^^^ Johnny's favorite sex toy.

Which one?

 

[JohnnySavage]

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[Fata Morgana]

I know we've talked about this before - I also adore my glass dildo! Did I tell you I bought a glass anal one? That's tops as well. I think its something about the weightiness of them that works for me.

No, you didn't! My back entrance is all cordoned off. Security dogs and everything.

I do love the glass.

 

[Fata Morgana]

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[MonaLittle]

I Love my Lelo!! If I was not posting from my phone I'd post a pic of it. That will have to wait until I get home. You are in for a treat.

 

[Wings]

I recommend any of the Lelos to my newly single friends. They are quiet (usually the newly divorced have kids and you'd be amazed at the amount of women who worry about their kids hearing their toys). And I love my stainless steel PureWand but that is a rough one to use as a newb. It requires some skill.

I HATE the Hitachi, my clit is too sensitive and it turns me off.

 

[Mischka]

I'd have no idea what to do with a Hitachi Wand though. Do you just hover around with it hoping the vibration hits a sweet spot? Bueller? Concierge?

I use mine only on low. High speed is reserved for actual sore muscles (and, really, it is a fantastic massager on all those knots and kinks). I caress the area, circling closer and closer to the clit. When I'm fully aroused, I will press directly on the clit and ride it out for an intense peak of an orgasm, and then keep it on there for a longer crashing crescendo. That's the only way I've squirted, actually. I've also used the g-spot attachment for simultaneous internal and external orgasms.

With a partner, I use it in missionary to press against my clit while he presses down on me so we both feel the added vibration. Also, it's fun to use when I'm giving him oral, gently vibrating the frenulum and under the balls while I use my mouth elsewhere.

I love the butterfly nipple clamps - especially on my clit for a little while. Just the thought of it tightening a bit makes me wet, and the clamp itself makes my clit hard and throbbing. Especially right after release (of the clamp, not my release.)

Holy hell, I love you. How have I never used my clamps on my clit?!

the ass plug. holy fuck, the ass plug. not only does it make anal so much more pleasant, but it is a great addition to your average grocery shopping experience. no one ever has to know, but by god, you will feel like a piece of walking sex.

I also love you. You've just made me all excited for my next grocery store trip.

 

[doowdniw]

I have about 100 Jerry Garcia ties.

I have one: Wavy Gravy

 

[erostwo]

The first time that I dated myself was Star Wars, in the Empire Strikes Back.