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Oh yeah, the smell of those dryer sheets turn me on...and make me sneeze. :p
 
I had a woman scratch my nuts at the deli counter.... once. That's about it.
 
Did you get her phone number?


I love daydreaming while I’m grocery shopping. I mean, what else is there to do?

One of my favorites is of me shopping in a short, skimpy skirt with no panties. I’m reaching for something off the top shelf; I can’t quite reach it and I’m stretching as far as I can, knowing my ass is showing. All of sudden, someone slips up close behind me. I can feel his breath on my neck. One hand slowly slides up my skirt while the other reaches around and grabs what I need off the shelf. I manage to stammer out a thank you and then he’s gone.

I always shop with a smile on my face.
 
NaughtyLil1 said:
Did you get her phone number?


I love daydreaming while I’m grocery shopping. I mean, what else is there to do?

One of my favorites is of me shopping in a short, skimpy skirt with no panties. I’m reaching for something off the top shelf; I can’t quite reach it and I’m stretching as far as I can, knowing my ass is showing. All of sudden, someone slips up close behind me. I can feel his breath on my neck. One hand slowly slides up my skirt while the other reaches around and grabs what I need off the shelf. I manage to stammer out a thank you and then he’s gone.

I always shop with a smile on my face.
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Hmmmm.....Errr, Naughty, at which market do you shop?
 
Hmm, the possibilities... so many products that could be put to unusual uses. It'd be tough for me to get out of the produce area. Oh the possibilities.
 
Cathleen said:
Hmm, the possibilities... so many products that could be put to unusual uses. It'd be tough for me to get out of the produce area. Oh the possibilities.
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The produce section can simply be orgasmic. I know other shoppers thing I'm out of my mind. I stand there with a red face and a shit-eating grin while I run my hands over the zucchini. lol :)
 
NaughtyLil1 said:
The produce section can simply be orgasmic. I know other shoppers thing I'm out of my mind. I stand there with a red face and a shit-eating grin while I run my hands over the zucchini. lol :)
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Without a doubt, and the cucumbers make me drool. I'm thinking some scientist should work on some hybird fruits and veggies! Hmm now I'm thinking about 'banacumber'. ;)
 
Cathleen said:
Hmm, the possibilities... so many products that could be put to unusual uses. It'd be tough for me to get out of the produce area. Oh the possibilities.
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I'm getting old, I haven't thought about sex at the grocery in years, let alone done it (actually, I've never done it).

But I am remembering the absolutely fabulous produce guys at the Albertsons on Perkins in Baton Rouge in the mid-80s. One could have produced a calendar of them, if they weren't probably some of them underage at the time.
 
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