Seven Letter Post Office: X 5 :Redux

[Candy_Kane54]

a sour GHERKIN will make you crinkle

that would be determined by the VINEGAR used ...

 

[A_Bierce]

a sour GHERKIN will make you crinkle

Simply READING about gherkins makes me crinkle.

 

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Simply READING about gherkins makes me crinkle.

a crinkle here or there isn't HARMING anything

 

[A_Bierce]

a crinkle here or there isn't HARMING anything

True, GRIMMER things are going on somewhere.

 

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True, GRIMMER things are going on somewhere.

just thinking about it makes me GRIMACE

 

[A_Bierce]

just thinking about it makes me GRIMACE

With that face, you best avoid CAMERAS for the nonce.

 

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With that face, you best avoid CAMERAS for the nonce.

I'm going to rely on my seven CHARKAS to deflect snipes about my mug

 

[A_Bierce]

I'm going to rely on my seven CHARKAS to deflect snipes about my mug

I fear HACKERS clouded your keyboard so it misspelt chakras (unless an Indian spinning wheel is a good snipe deflector).

 

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I fear HACKERS clouded your keyboard so it misspelt chakras (unless an Indian spinning wheel is a good snipe deflector).

serves me right to try to reply as I SCARFED down dinner

 

[A_Bierce]

serves me right to try to reply as I SCARFED down dinner

Frustrating, that such a piddly error DEFACES an otherwise splendid pronunciamento.

 

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Frustrating, that such a piddly error DEFACES an otherwise splendid pronunciamento.

go ahead, use your FORCEPS to tug at my soul

 

[A_Bierce]

go ahead, use your FORCEPS to tug at my soul

Nay, friend, my forceps—I have two pair—are in my POCKETS where they belong.

 

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Nay, friend, my forceps—I have two pair—are in my POCKETS where they belong.

go ahead and strut around like a PEACOCK

 

[A_Bierce]

go ahead and strut around like a PEACOCK

But...but...but you're much COCKIER than I am, so you must be the peacock!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

But...but...but you're much COCKIER than I am, so you must be the peacock!

The whole gang RECKONS you preen just a tad too much.

 

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But...but...but you're much COCKIER than I am, so you must be the peacock!

Too slow

 

[A_Bierce]

The whole gang RECKONS you preen just a tad too much.

If that is the consensus, then my wagon BECKONS to carry me away from my failure.

 

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If that is the consensus, then my wagon BECKONS to carry me away from my failure.

wagon away and SLICKEN the crucial parts

 

[A_Bierce]

wagon away and SLICKEN the crucial parts

My heart SICKENS at leaving this place, but apparently I have worn out my welcome. Adieu, mes amis.

 

[Handley_Page]

My heart SICKENS at leaving this place, but apparently I have worn out my welcome. Adieu, mes amis.

Causing the sauce to THICKEN in it's pan ?

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Causing the sauce to THICKEN in it's pan ?

However, I had to call the poison HOTLINE for help after ingesting it ...

 

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My heart SICKENS at leaving this place, but apparently I have worn out my welcome. Adieu, mes amis.

we didn't mean to chase you away.
Was it something we said or didn't said? Was it something we dude or didn't dude?

QUOTE=Candy_Kane54;93906321]However, I had to call the poison HOTLINE for help after ingesting it ...[/QUOTE]

now now CHOLENT isn't that bad

 

[Tio_Narratore]

we didn't mean to chase you away.
Was it something we said or didn't said? Was it something we dude or didn't dude?

QUOTE=Candy_Kane54;93906321]However, I had to call the poison HOTLINE for help after ingesting it ...

now now CHOLENT isn't that bad[/QUOTE]

After 12 hours of cooking, I would hope a bowl of cholent wouldn't lead to cholera.

 

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now now CHOLENT isn't that bad

After 12 hours of cooking, I would hope a bowl of cholent wouldn't lead to cholera.[/QUOTE]

occult sciences, like ALCHEMY, will explain the mystery

 

[Tio_Narratore]

After 12 hours of cooking, I would hope a bowl of cholent wouldn't lead to cholera.

occult sciences, like ALCHEMY, will explain the mystery[/QUOTE]

Perhaps, but I doubt it can address the helical structure of H. pylori.