Seven Letter Post Office: X 5 :Redux

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Whereupon he RESUMES his ministrations? Hmmm...happy ending?

happy ending? That depends where he GREASES

 

[A_Bierce]

happy ending? That depends where he GREASES

Where it's EASIEST to grease, silly. Everybody knows that.

 

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Where it's EASIEST to grease, silly. Everybody knows that.

the MESSAGE I'm getting is to use my imagination

 

[A_Bierce]

the MESSAGE I'm getting is to use my imagination

Well, if that will ASSUAGE your fragile male ego...

 

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Well, if that will ASSUAGE your fragile male ego...

now now there's no need to ASSAULT my inflated ego

 

[A_Bierce]

now now there's no need to ASSAULT my inflated ego

Oh, I've had worse TUSSLES in my life; egos are easily punctured.

 

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Oh, I've had worse TUSSLES in my life; egos are easily punctured.

if only egos were as strong as MUSCLES

 

[A_Bierce]

if only egos were as strong as MUSCLES

But like MUSSELS, they're alive alive, all, just fragile.

 

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But like MUSSELS, they're alive alive, all, just fragile.

are there CLASSES to improve mussel hunting?

 

[A_Bierce]

are there CLASSES to improve mussel hunting?

No, but there are LASSIES to take mussel hunting (nothing like snipe hunting)

 

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No, but there are LASSIES to take mussel hunting (nothing like snipe hunting)

that sounds out of reach for the HAPLESS

 

[A_Bierce]

that sounds out of reach for the HAPLESS

You should stop putting yourself down, it PLEASES no one and upsets the gentlefolk amongst us.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

You should stop putting yourself down, it PLEASES no one and upsets the gentlefolk amongst us.

mussel hunting always RELAXES me after a tough day ...

 

[billg1421]

mussel hunting always RELAXES me after a tough day ...

Too bad male mussels don't hunt females for reproduction. It is a SEXLESS process where they just release sperm into the open water! Imagine that!

 

[A_Bierce]

mussel hunting always RELAXES me after a tough day ...

Mussel SLAYERS are among the more relaxed hunters.

 

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Too bad male mussels don't hunt females for reproduction. It is a SEXLESS process where they just release sperm into the open water! Imagine that!

...too slow

 

[A_Bierce]

Too bad male mussels don't hunt females for reproduction. It is a SEXLESS process where they just release sperm into the open water! Imagine that!

The practice LESSENS the chance of STDs.

 

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The practice LESSENS the chance of STDs.

eww STDs, the NEMESIS of casual sex

 

[A_Bierce]

eww STDs, the NEMESIS of casual sex

Is casual sex MESSIER than—whatever the alternative to "casual sex" is—is?

 

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Is casual sex MESSIER than—whatever the alternative to "casual sex" is—is?

maybe you need VIEWERS to make that judgment

 

[A_Bierce]

maybe you need VIEWERS to make that judgment

You SWERVED around that question quite neatly by hinting at some kinkiness...

 

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You SWERVED around that question quite neatly by hinting at some kinkiness...

I've wondered if a PI is kinky or DERIVES pleasure by simply doing the job

 

[A_Bierce]

I've wondered if a PI is kinky or DERIVES pleasure by simply doing the job

Difficult to determine when the PI is RIVETED by on-the-job views.

 

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Difficult to determine when the PI is RIVETED by on-the-job views.

if ever there was a career CREATED for a voyeur

 

[A_Bierce]

if ever there was a career CREATED for a voyeur

Even a voyeur DETECTS privately, if sufficiently rewarded.