Seven Letter Post Office: X 5 :Redux

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Even a voyeur DETECTS privately, if sufficiently rewarded.

I guess we should RESPECT their privacy? When they're snooping?

 

[A_Bierce]

I guess we should RESPECT their privacy? When they're snooping?

Who EXPECTS privacy this day and age? We're all being snooped on.

 

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Who EXPECTS privacy this day and age? We're all being snooped on.

paranoia is a sign of a SKEPTIC

 

[A_Bierce]

paranoia is a sign of a SKEPTIC

Some paranoids' POCKETS are filled with threatening letters.

 

[Handley_Page]

Some paranoids' POCKETS are filled with threatening letters.

All dispatched by ROCKETS, I assume ?

 

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All dispatched by ROCKETS, I assume ?

a stealth group has TRACKED the perpetrators

 

[A_Bierce]

a stealth group has TRACKED the perpetrators

The perps, of course, have TRICKED the snoops.

 

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The perps, of course, have TRICKED the snoops.

are you suggesting they slipped away and nobody NOTICED?

 

[A_Bierce]

are you suggesting they slipped away and nobody NOTICED?

No, someone must have ENTICED the watchers to look the other way.

 

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No, someone must have ENTICED the watchers to look the other way.

when something EXCITES you,
you lose focus

 

[A_Bierce]

when something EXCITES you,
you lose focus

Focus isn't the SEXIEST of conditions or activities, f'revvin's sake!

 

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Focus isn't the SEXIEST of conditions or activities, f'revvin's sake!

it isn't? Some of us wouldn't know. BESIDES you're holding back on salacious details

 

[A_Bierce]

it isn't? Some of us wouldn't know. BESIDES you're holding back on salacious details

I am not sufficiently DEBASED to keep you abreast of any titillating details!

 

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I am not sufficiently DEBASED to keep you abreast of any titillating details!

may have to get you DEPOSED to get the truth

 

[A_Bierce]

may have to get you DEPOSED to get the truth

You just POSITED that you can handle the truth. Denial is just a river, I suppose.

 

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You just POSITED that you can handle the truth. Denial is just a river, I suppose.

those properly OPIATED think strange things

 

[A_Bierce]

those properly OPIATED think strange things

Don't know about you, but TAPATIO is my opiate.

 

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Don't know about you, but TAPATIO is my opiate.

and TAPIOCA is mine

 

[A_Bierce]

and TAPIOCA is mine

Ewww! You must have been held CAPTIVE in a boba ball factory.

 

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Ewww! You must have been held CAPTIVE in a boba ball factory.

well it's not like it's ACONITE! BTW Boba is Cantonese slang for large breast

 

[Candy_Kane54]

well it's not like it's ACONITE! BTW Boba is Cantonese slang for large breast

Just don't toss it down into the CISTERN

 

[A_Bierce]

Just don't toss it down into the CISTERN

A cynic might SNICKER at the thought of aconite in the cistern.

 

[billg1421]

A cynic might SNICKER at the thought of aconite in the cistern.

Or at the very least, CRINKLE his nose and dismiss it altogether.

 

[A_Bierce]

Or at the very least, CRINKLE his nose and dismiss it altogether.

Kris KRINGLE is the only critter I know who crinkles.

 

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Kris KRINGLE is the only critter I know who crinkles.

a sour GHERKIN will make you crinkle