Serious Mischief

[Byron In Exile]

Sign on, if you like.

First twelve are in.

Not much sex.

Just... not a lot, k?

 

[Noor]

Sign on, if you like.

First twelve are in.

Not much sex.

Just... not a lot, k?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtWcyCrluUo ???

Blacklist?

 

[neci]

does this make me a apostle?

 

[Noor]

do we have a secret handshake?

 

[dutchrain]

A latin motto?

I am in if we have a latin motto.

 

[Noor]

A latin motto?

I am in if we have a latin motto.

Astra inclinant, sed non obligant ?

 

[Noor]

cum grano salis?

 

[Noor]

lux in tenebris lucet?

 

[dutchrain]

Astra inclinant, sed non obligant ?

I was hoping for something with a little innuendo?
What innuendo is there in some lame not-binding stars?

 

[Byron In Exile]

does this make me a apostle?

It makes you one of the best of the submarine crew.

Phelia's running things, I'm XO (due to the fact that I'm usually drunk and yell at people which someone has to do), and you've been assigned to the torpedo room with John Doe. This guy knows stuff. Trust me, he knows this shit. So, your main task will be to absorb all of his knowledge in case he unfortunately dies in some sort of unpredictable accident.

And sleeping in a bunk next to smelly men might seem bad at first, but trust me, it'll get easier as it goes.

Also, many sperms. So there's that.

 

[Aquagal]

Are you going to cum in your pants?

On you tube?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Are you going to cum in your pants?

On you tube?

If there were a $20,000 synth on board, then maybe.

I'd like you on the bridge. But that's up to Phelia.

 

[Noor]

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?

 

[Aquagal]

If there were a $20,000 synth on board, then maybe.

I'd like you on the bridge. But that's up to Phelia.

Phelia likes me already.

Is this like a real bridge or a Star Trek bridge?

Comms?

 

[Byron In Exile]

We're co-captains, but she outranks me.

I can only override her orders by calling a vote, and that's some messy business.

She's the fucking President.

I'd have to call the cabinet, and I don't even like those people.

They're fucking stooges.

 

[RedAllan]

In scelerisque lacus bunnies in Apocalypsi.

 

[Noor]

We're co-captains, but she outranks me.

I can only override her orders by calling a vote, and that's some messy business.

She's the fucking President.

I'd have to call the cabinet, and I don't even like those people.

They're fucking stooges.

Careful, remember what happened last time when you ended up in the brig without trousers, blankets or chew toys...

 

[Byron In Exile]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C2tE7vjdHk

 

[Noor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C2tE7vjdHk

Let's do it!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Let's do it!

They really built this? It's not a mock up or something?

This thing could park a couple of hundred warheads off of New York or Washington, and nobody would know anything until it was all over.

 

[Byron In Exile]

The United States put so much money into developing many submarines.

Many submarines.

Always, production.

But the Soviet Union put one tenth of that cost into making one submarine, which could decimate the US.

The most advanced submarine ever to sail.

They called it, "Red October."

 

[Byron In Exile]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ITKoRfmNtg

 

[Byron In Exile]

"Open the outer doors."

 

[Byron In Exile]

That is such a powerful statement.

Once in my brief life I would love to be listening to some sort of bullshit, turn to someone else, and say, "open the outer doors."

 

[Mischka]

We're co-captains, but she outranks me.

I can only override her orders by calling a vote, and that's some messy business.

She's the fucking President.

Is that the fucking President, or the Fucking President? Because I really, really want to get laid today, and thus far there's about 0% of that happening. Argh.