Serial Killer Quiz

[DevilBoy79]

Find out what serial killer you would be

http://thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/killers/quiz2.html

here are my results

Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would be...

Jack the Ripper

(AKA"The Whitechapel Murderer" "The Autumn of Terror")

Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.

Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.

Kill count: 5

 

[InnocentAngel81]

i'm really not suprised

http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/killers/Lizzy.jpg

Lizzy Borden, not by definition a serial killer, but a notorious killer nonetheless. One day as her father was napping on the living room sofa Lizzy Borden took an axe and hit her father's head with it repeatedly some where around 40 times, completely disfiguring his face into an unrecognizable mess of blood and gore. Almost immediately after Lizzy attacked her mother in her bedroom, again hitting her head with an axe over 40 times.
Lizzie Borden took an axe,
And gave her father forty whacks.
And when she saw what she had done,
She gave her mother forty-one.


kill count: 2

 

[ybavg]

Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would be...
Ted Bundy

In the early to mid 1970s Ted Bundy would murder over 30 young women. Most were attacked while walking in parks, found later to have been raped and strangled to death, but sometimes Bundy would go as far as breaking into their houses as they slept and beating them to death with a crow bar.

After being caught and convicted of the murders, Bundy accepted prison, acquired a new name and started his killing spree all over again. Soon after, Bundy was caught, but not before taking the lives of 3 more women.

Almost all of Bundy's victims were young white girls with long dark hair parted down the middle, all were raped, beaten and sodomized.

kill count: 30+

 

[Wiggles]

This is a severely twisted thread....


And it said I would be Ted Bundy...

 

[Monazwx]

Why

am I

Albert Fish was a masochistic, pedophile obsessed with religious themes such as sin, sacrifice, and redemption through pain. It is believed that he would force his own children to beat him with a nail studded paddle until he bled. He would also stick nails underneath his finger nails,into his groin, his scrotum and his anus. He forced himself to eat feces and would stick alcohol soaked cotton balls up his anus and set them on fire.

Fish believed that God wanted him to castrate boys, which he would do over the course of many years, finally to be caught for kidnapping, murdering and eating a 10 year old girl. Fish claims to have molested over four hundred children. Police charged him with eight but suspect him on fifteen.

Kill count: unconfirmed

I never even heard of this guy before. Majorly sick in the head.
Is this quiz trying to tell me something?

Glutton for punishment maybe?

 

[KillerMuffin]

This is a seriously fucked up thing to do. It's also exactly like a road accident. I'm apparently Jeffery Dahmer.

 

[Private Vasquez]

John Wayne Gacy..the killer clown!

 

[Sillyman]

If I was a serial killer I would be Albert Fish

Albert Fish was a masochistic, pedophile obsessed with religious themes such as sin, sacrifice, and redemption through pain. It is believed that he would force his own children to beat him with a nail studded paddle until he bled. He would also stick nails underneath his finger nails,into his groin, his scrotum and his anus. He forced himself to eat feces and would stick alcohol soaked cotton balls up his anus and set them on fire.

Fish believed that God wanted him to castrate boys, which he would do over the course of many years, finally to be caught for kidnapping, murdering and eating a 10 year old girl. Fish claims to have molested over four hundred children. Police charged him with eight but suspect him on fifteen.

Kill count: unconfirmed

Well, well...

 

[J.B.]

I just had o find out ...

I'm too damned nosey for my own good!
here it is.. David Berkowitz
(AKA the Son of Sam)
Happy now?
JB

 

[glamorilla]

This is a seriously fucked up thing to do. It's also exactly like a road accident. I'm apparently Jeffery Dahmer.

I can tell we have the same taste in men too...

 

[Laurel]

http://www.thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/killers/zodiac.jpg
If i was a serial killer i would be The Zodiac Killer.

Over the course of almost 9 years in the 1970s the Zodiac Killer took the lives of over 13 people, either stabbing or shooting them to death in or by their vehicles. All the targets were the same, couples in cars off rural roads.

Taunting cops the Zodiac Killer would send in encrypted messages to the local papers, describing how his past victims had died, and who would come next if they didn't post his message on the cover of the newspaper the following day. The only surviving witness described the zodiac killer as a heavy set man in a self fashioned hooded jacked that covered his face, brandishing a crossed circle that he always signed his letters with.

After 1978 the killings stopped, the Zodiac's case was never solved.

Kill count: 13

 

[Phoenyx]

Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would be...

David Berkowitz

(AKA the Son of Sam)
Originally believed to be a paranoid schizophrenic, David Berkowitz (the Son of Sam), claimed to be plagued by demons that came in the form of dogs, when the dogs would howl, that was their signal for him to kill. He said that the dogs would call out to him for blood and death, and their cry's would only stop by killing and assaulting over 6 New York women.

In a later interview Berkowitz revealed that the demon story was a conscious fabrication that he had made up to force the police into believing he was insane if he was caught. He also confessed that he would become sexually aroused when stalking his victims and would sometimes come back to the crime scenes and masturbate while envisioning his prior killings.

kill count: 6

Hot dam. My name is Sam as well. KEWL

 

[Wiggles]

Ha! ybavg and I's serial killers can kick your serial killers asses!

 

[Private Vasquez]

First time I took the test, I got Charlie Manson, who, technically speaking, is not a serial killer. Tricky!

 

[Starfish]

LOL! This is perfect.

Zodiac Killer:

http://thisisacryforhelp.com/quiz/killers/zodiac.jpg

Over the course of almost 9 years in the 1970s the Zodiac Killer took the lives of over 13 people, either stabbing or shooting them to death in or by their vehicles. All the targets were the same, couples in cars off rural roads.

Taunting cops the Zodiac Killer would send in encrypted messages to the local papers, describing how his past victims had died, and who would come next if they didn't post his message on the cover of the newspaper the following day. The only surviving witness described the zodiac killer as a heavy set man in a self fashioned hooded jacked that covered his face, brandishing a crossed circle that he always signed his letters with.

After 1978 the killings stopped, the Zodiac's case was never solved.

 

[IA951]

Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would be...
Ted Bundy



Dude, no way!
It told me I was Ted Bundy too!
I must say that I'm suprised.

 

[scylis]

first off, i'd like to say that if the gov't didn't pay me now and again, i'd be a serial killer. as it is, i'm plausible deniability. now..

this is bullshit. it keeps trying to say that i'm Jack the Ripper, yet i say that my violence wouldbe targeted at men ("no women, no children" is the terms of my contracts) and i really have no problem whatsoever with prostitutes (the conditions some have to endure sometimes, on the other hand, really gets my goat). i don't kill women and i DEFINENTLY don't kill women b/c they're prostitutes!

 

[Sillyman]

Do you really think I shove flaming cotton balls in my anus, scylis? It's just for funsies dude. I don't hurt kiddies either.

 

[scylis]

Do you really think I shove flaming cotton balls in my anus, scylis? It's just for funsies dude. I don't hurt kiddies either.

oh, why not? it would be great at parties!

 

[Sillyman]

oh, why not? it would be great at parties!

Yeah but when you have the same problems with explosive flatulence I do, it could be a bit of a hazard.

 

[scylis]

Yeah but when you have the same problems with explosive flatulence I do, it could be a bit of a hazard.

 

[Starfish]

oh, why not? it would be great at parties!

Come on Baby! Don't you want to play?

Get into it. Don't you want to slice me in two with you lightsaber? Just shove it right into me.

 

[miles]

I'd be Tony the Tiger.

 

[scylis]

Come on Baby! Don't you want to play?

Get into it. Don't you want to slice me in two with you lightsaber? Just shove it right into me.

i just wanna fuck ya, not kill ya!

 

[Honeygirl]

Congratulations, if you were a serial killer you would be...
Edmund Kemper III
(AKA the Co-ed Killer)
Anyone ever tell you its dangerous to hitch hike? Well, anyone who did was probably referring to Edmund Kemper.

Edmund made a hobby out of picking up young UCSC students, strangling or stabbing them to death then taking them home to his mother's apartment where he would have his way with the bodies. After dissecting the bodies, he would take the head and hands and dispose of the remains.

After murdering more then 6 hitch hikers, Edmund finished off his killing spree by decapitating his mother, murdering her best friend then later committing necrophilia with both of the bodies. Edmund confessed to all the killings days later.

Kill count: 8-9

Okay - the necrophilia part has got me a tad worried!