Send me a WAV file of your orgasm

[TWB]

I want to compile a chorus of orgasm sounds in one file. I will post it here.


Go have an orgasm. Record it on your computer. Then email it to me. We will put it in a WAV or MP3 file for everyone to hear.

You can email it to litorgasmsounds@yahoo.com


Yes. I am fucking serious.

 

[KillerMuffin]

That particular wav plays whenever I turn the computer on. I like double entrendres.

Otherwise, no.

 

[TWB]

Not you, KM.

 

[Guest]

 

[TWB]

I won't know who the heck you are if you email it to me.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

My palms are getting sweaty already

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh my gawd, T, I was friggin joking when I faked that orgasm complete with the catechism and donkey braying the other night on the phone. I told you I was having a bad joke day, but noooo, you wanted phone sex anyway. It's your own damned fault.



You're going to have to forgive me sometime.

 

[TWB]

It'll be pretty lame if it is just me.

 

[TWB]

Oh my gawd, T, I was friggin joking when I faked that orgasm complete with the catechism and donkey braying the other night on the phone. I told you I was having a bad joke day, but noooo, you wanted phone sex anyway. It's your own damned fault.



You're going to have to forgive me sometime.

You know I love ya. You know I recorded that, right?

 

[Guest]

 

[TWB]

I can't ignore you.

By the way. You have a little symetrical smudge on your belly.

 

[KillerMuffin]

You know I love ya. You know I recorded that, right?

You remember the hotel three weeks ago? When I told you to use a condom and you put ketchup on your penis?

Well... It's a good thing you love me. I'm late.

 

[TWB]

I notice Ginny is being awfully quiet.

 

[Guest]

 

[TWB]

You remember the hotel three weeks ago? When I told you to use a condom and you put ketchup on your penis?

Well... It's a good thing you love me. I'm late.

You forgot about that mint.

What shall we name her?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I think we should name her Mint. In honor of what you did with that mint.

 

[TWB]

why can't you ignore me?

and i am quite fond of that smudge, i think its thexthy.

I deleted Yahoo and MSN from my computer at work. I almost never use them anymore. Besides, you were never on my buddy thang.

You shoulda been, tho.

 

[TWB]

I think we should name her Mint. In honor of what you did with that mint.

Lets write the story of her life before it starts. I think she will be adventuresome, a free spirit, unshackled by the constraints of society, property, and politics. She will be a world citizen. A poet, a philosopher. She will confront those needing to be confronted. She will be fearless in her relations with others, and totally self sufficient and actualized at a very young age. And she just might record an orgasm.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Probably not. My family has a long history of military service and aggressive tendencies. These tend to be dominant genes along with brown hair and brown eyes. I'm sure she'll grow up to be a marine just to piss her momma off. She'll travel the world, a grunt-philospher with an M-16 and a crew cut.

 

[TWB]

She will have tension in her life.


Other than the brown hair and eyes. We can agree on that.

 

[TWB]

So far I have only received two orgasms. Hardly a chorus.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[christophe]

So far I have only received two orgasms. Hardly a chorus.

more like a duet!

 

[Olivianna]

TWB, your AV is groovy. I feel like I'm tripping when I look at it. Wooooooooo...

 

[TWB]

I am gonna go check to see how many I have been sent.