Semi-Joking Thought About Halloween Entries

[EmilyMiller]

The Little Mermaid VS Captain Ahab.

That sounds more like cheesy porn. There she blow jobs.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

I suppose "tube filling" is a form of cuddling...if you look at it at a completely twisted way.

It is if you are a space cephalopod - don’t be so culturally insensitive!

Em

 

[Djmac1031]

That sounds more like cheesy porn. There she blow jobs.

Em

No, "cheesy porn" woulda been "The Little Mermaid VS Moby Dick."

 

[Bamagan]

My Little Rabid Pony

A reality crossover where they go mad upon reaching our world and fuck anyone they find, turning them into rainbow centaurs

 

[EmilyMiller]

The Little Mermaid VS Captain Ahab.

Bert and Ernie visit Brokeback Mountain.

 

[Bamagan]

The Little Mermaid VS Captain Ahab.

Go ahead and... harpoon the girl

 

[Bamagan]

Bert and Ernie visit Brokeback Mountain.

But is that horror or fan service?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Go ahead and... harpoon the girl

I’d do an under the sea joke, but @onehitwanda already nailed that one

Em

 

[Bamagan]

No, "cheesy porn" woulda been "The Little Mermaid VS Moby Dick."

But with only 25% of the participants being humanoid, that might count as bestiality. Unless the lower half of the whale is a man, in which case you're in the clear!

 

[EmilyMiller]

Frozen III - The Ice Pick.

Em

 

[Djmac1031]

Bert and Ernie visit Brokeback Mountain.

Next week, on a Very Special Episode of Barney And Friends:

Barney remembers he's a fucking dinosaur and eats all those annoying happy little children one by one.

"I love you...for LUNCH!"

 

[EmilyMiller]

Encanto II - Mirabel meets Santanico Pandemonium

 

[Bamagan]

Next week, on a Very Special Episode of Barney And Friends:

Barney remembers he's a fucking dinosaur and eats all those annoying happy little children one by one.

"I love you...for LUNCH!"

But we can't do vore here, or pedo, so you'll have a doozy of a time trying to make it into erotic horror

 

[EmilyMiller]

Barbie and Carrie’s High School Reunion.

 

[Bamagan]

Encanto II - Mirabel meets Santanico Pandemonium

El diablo soprano seeks to burn a bitch, citing infidelity and penis envy

 

[Bamagan]

Barbie and Carrie’s High School Reunion.

Turns out Barbie was a sexbot who then hunts Carrie down after her disguise is melted away

 

[EmilyMiller]

El diablo soprano seeks to burn a bitch, citing infidelity and penis envy

I’m not overly fond of the term, but Salma is one mom I’d really love to fuck .

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

ET Phone LV-426

 

[Bamagan]

I’m not overly fond of the term, but Salma is one mom I’d really love to fuck .

Em

Perhaps you can use MILTPWMT instead (probe with my tentacles)

 

[Bamagan]

ET Phone LV-426

Arranges a meeting to discover he was being catfished by Alf

 

[EmilyMiller]

Perhaps you can use MILTPWMT instead (probe with my tentacles)

I don’t have any tentacles, hun. Claws maybe.

Em

 

[Bamagan]

I don’t have any tentacles, hun. Claws maybe.

Em

My mistake, I'm just a sucker for infundibula.

 

[EmilyMiller]

My mistake, I'm just a sucker for infundibula.

It’s my great granddaughter’s boyfriend that has tentacles. As per:

Copyright @djrip

 

[EmilyMiller]

Bambi II - From Dusk Til Fawn

 

[Djmac1031]

ET Phone LV-426

Now that's a BRILLIANT deep cut reference.

Well done.

Game over, man. Game over.