Seeking female writers

[MelissaBaby]

The OP's post # 7 upped the ante pretty quickly, though. That's where he showed his colours with this sentence:
I'm surprised more didn't bite at that - three slices of sanctimonious offence in one sentence. It didn't go well from that point on.

Yes. The condescension of post 7 kicked everything up several notches.

 

[Voboy]

Yes. The condescension of post 7 kicked everything up several notches.

...all he wanted to do was "assist [females]" with "getting started..."

Is that so nefarious, I ask you?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Most dropped out at that point.

Some stayed strong…

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Yes. The condescension of post 7 kicked everything up several notches.

I’d read and ignored his original post. #7 was asking for some response.

Em

 

[MelissaBaby]

...all he wanted to do was "assist [females]" with "getting started..."

Is that so nefarious, I ask you?

I would have responded to him, but I have been known to put not just three, but even four or sometimes as many as five sentences together.

 

[Voboy]

I would have responded to him, but I have been known to put not just three, but even four or sometimes as many as five sentences together.

"Just think of what I could help you do with that elusive sixth sentence!"

-Jackhawk

 

[ElectricBlue]

I would have responded to him, but I have been known to put not just three, but even four or sometimes as many as five sentences together.

Gosh, Melissa, are you a woman who dares think for herself, and can count? That's as crazy as your idea to write better stories.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Gosh, Melissa, are you a woman who dares think for herself, and can count? That's as crazy as your idea to write better stories.

Hey that’s being innumeraticist.

I am offended.

Em

 

[lovecraft68]

You do love being mysterious don’t you, hun?

Not sure if I’m meant to be in need of protection, need to be protected against, am totally irrelevant to the comment, or just too plain naive to understand what is going on. Just how you like it I guess .

Em

It's obvious just look at who keeps posting and how they reply to you, and Melissa.
If you haven't gotten a PM from them yet, you will.
If you need another hint who is most 'offended' by this op and sympathetic they are to you.
I'm sure you're familiar with the term white knight.

 

[EmilyMiller]

It's obvious just look at who keeps posting and how they reply to you, and Melissa.
If you haven't gotten a PM from them yet, you will.
If you need another hint who is most 'offended' by this op and sympathetic they are to you.
I'm sure you're familiar with the term white knight.

I’ve come across the term. I think it was either Through The Looking Glass or maybe that Netflix series with the hot Brit Chick:

https://64.media.tumblr.com/114e5be95bec8ce58a8338df2aabd72c/ad82131976ccb761-8f/s540x810/d6d64ba86c3b83f5a90a2482d3221d3de09745e7.gif

She could mate me any time she wants.

Em

 

[KeithD]

Some stayed strong…

Em

Is "strong" another word for "silly"?

 

[KeithD]

I see three levels of creepy here, with a sidebar of giggly silly. Quite a thread.

 

[EmilyMiller]

It's obvious just look at who keeps posting and how they reply to you, and Melissa.
If you haven't gotten a PM from them yet, you will.
If you need another hint who is most 'offended' by this op and sympathetic they are to you.
I'm sure you're familiar with the term white knight.

Oh I get it now.

I had a man PM me and explain it all in words of one syllabus, no syllabub, no sylvanite, oh what was it? Short words suitable for women to understand anyway.

So I never knew this, but apparently some guys try to get into girls’ panties by, and this is the truly evil bit, being nice to them. Bastards! Hanging is too good for some people.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Is "strong" another word for "silly"?

In Emily’s Big Book of Words (available on Amazon) it sure is.

Em

 

[TheRedChamber]

He had me fooled. I thought it was truly older, and truly serious too - until the laugh track starts around the "what half-baked drivel" comment. Those short films that Mystery Science Theater 3000 attacks are old and serious, and watching those has made me more gullible than usual. (I'm already pretty gullible.)

While we're on the subject (and since this thread serves no other purpose now), Literotica writers might find these other BBC information films useful when writing the unpleasantness in their stories. The first one is particularly useful for those thinking of writing the heroine's 21st 18th birthday on Literotica.

 

[gunhilltrain]

OP:

This thread went off the rails, as they so often do here, but my advice to you is to do some homework and find female authors whose work you enjoy, build a rapport with them, and then propose a collaboration. You're more likely to get a productive response than by making a general, cold-call offer. My two cents.

Every thread will go off the rails if it goes on long enough. Somebody here is probably going to do an analysis that shows that there is a direct correlation between the number of posts and their increasing irrelevance. But somebody else here has said that it can be very amusing to watch it happen.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Every thread will go off the rails if it goes on long enough. Somebody here is probably going to do an analysis that shows that there is a direct correlation between the number of posts and their increasing irrelevance. But somebody else here has said that it can be very amusing to watch it happen.

Cucumber sandwich.

Em

 

[gunhilltrain]

It was never on the rails, nor identifiable as a locomotive.

Em

Strictly speaking, rapid transit trains don't have locomotives but they can certainly derail.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-5upe8jcaaU/maxresdefault.jpg

I swear, I'm not a smart-ass, just a geek. But I can't help myself! Chicago, 1977, eleven fatalities.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Cucumber sandwich.

Em

Well Em, after reading some of your admittedly well-written stories, I have used my superior male intellect to determine that you prefer to use whole cucumbers for nefarious purposes.

Or maybe in a salad. I'm a bit unclear on that.

 

[jsmiam]

Attention, @Kumquatqueen:

“Star Wars!”

 

[KeithD]

“Star Wars!”

And there goes the thread onto the daddy of all thread topic departures.

 

[gunhilltrain]

And there goes the thread onto the daddy of all thread topic departures.

I still blame Jackhawk for starting the damn thing, and that was only three days ago.

 

[Rustyoznail]

And there goes the thread onto the daddy of all thread topic departures.

Star Trek is better than Star Wars! Specifically "The Next Generation"!

 

[TxRad]

I wrote a "Star Trek" episode but it didn't go over very well. Some people just don't understand parody or whatever the hell it ended up being.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Attention, @Kumquatqueen:

“Star Wars!”

Huh? What? Someone will have to point the reference out to me.

I quit at the point OP said he couldn't put himself in the mind of a 'female' - how is it that only wankers haven't got the memo that 'a female' is only used for animals? - but expected any woman to comment on straight and bi viewpoints. Because obviously women and men are the same thing - oh wait...