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Spicy Southern Belle
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Sounds good to me. I'll bring the popcorn.
Spicy Southern Belle
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Hello bama,
How are you tonight?
I'll try and tape it for you. Wouldn't want you to miss out on all the excitement. Hope you have a good night at work.
How are you tonight?
I'll try and tape it for you. Wouldn't want you to miss out on all the excitement. Hope you have a good night at work.
Spicy Southern Belle
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*hugs* Hate that you are having to work on your night off. Maybe it'll go by fast for you. Can always hope.
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Well I'm going to bed for the night. Hope all of you wonderful people have a great nights rest and wake up to a beautiful day.
Yes I'm being overly optimistic. It's the sleep deprivation setting in.
Night all.
Yes I'm being overly optimistic. It's the sleep deprivation setting in.
Night all.
olivia drake
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Mmmm...thank you! You are sweet! Well...looks like I owe you a kiss...hehehe!Spicy Southern Belle said:*gives you a blanket and a cup of soup* hope you feel better soon hon.
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good morning...smiles
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mrgeleven said:
Thank you.
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mrgeleven said:
I am doing wonderful. And yourself?
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mrgeleven said:
grins...
Thank you...
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mrgeleven said:
something to make you chuckle
"Stupid is is stupid does!..."
ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu
that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a
half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager
at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or
twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can
order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few
items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I
picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and
placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had
scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over
for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to
me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I
don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the
things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.
THREE A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into
her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what
she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept
asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
FOUR I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her
car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have
replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my
car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have
a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I
asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car
keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's
a long walk."
FIVE Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too
swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm
almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper,"
the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank
piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank"
copies.
SIX I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor
home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of
repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I
asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the
"cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
SEVEN My neighbor works in the operations department in the
central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they
have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in
one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from
the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
EIGHT Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a
metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy
machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police
pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling
the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
NINE A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if
she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants.
The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine,
the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him
in to emergency!
Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid."
"Stupid is is stupid does!..."
ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu
that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a
half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager
at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or
twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can
order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few
items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I
picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and
placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had
scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over
for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to
me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I
don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the
things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.
THREE A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into
her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what
she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept
asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
FOUR I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her
car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have
replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my
car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have
a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I
asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car
keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's
a long walk."
FIVE Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too
swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm
almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper,"
the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank
piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank"
copies.
SIX I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor
home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of
repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I
asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the
"cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.
SEVEN My neighbor works in the operations department in the
central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they
have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in
one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from
the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
EIGHT Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a
metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy
machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police
pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling
the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
NINE A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if
she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants.
The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine,
the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him
in to emergency!
Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid."
Spicy Southern Belle
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olivia drake said:Mmmm...thank you! You are sweet! Well...looks like I owe you a kiss...hehehe!
You owe me nothing dear, but I'd be a fool to turn down a kiss from you.
I hope you are feeling a little better today
