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Good Afternoon everyone! I hope everyone is out having fun today or even better, staying in and having a lot of fun. ;)

It's great to see everyone posting. Always more fun when you aren't talking to yourself....not that I ever do that..nope not me.

Bama, thanks for the funnies. Please tell me that you didn't personally encounter all of those people. That would be to much for me to keep a straight face.
 
Spicy Southern Belle said:
Good Afternoon everyone! I hope everyone is out having fun today or even better, staying in and having a lot of fun. ;)

It's great to see everyone posting. Always more fun when you aren't talking to yourself....not that I ever do that..nope not me.

Bama, thanks for the funnies. Please tell me that you didn't personally encounter all of those people. That would be to much for me to keep a straight face.

lol not them,but I think we all run across some like em :)

I am glad ya'll enjoy the jokes I like to make people smile :)

now this is what the guys should do for us!!


http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html
 
Harshaw said:
I figured that'd get a reaction :D

your so bad!!!

wanna know how to clean your toilet?? now this is what the dog told me,so cat lovers don't get mad at me!!

Subject: How to Clean Your Toilet

a. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

b. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

c. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

d. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

e. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. Don't worry, the cat is safe and this provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".

f. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

g. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.


h. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

i. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog
 
Hey, troupe. It's been a little while, I know, but I thought I'd drop a line and say hey to my old favorites (and to the new faces as well I suppose:p )
 
Vay said:
Hey, troupe. It's been a little while, I know, but I thought I'd drop a line and say hey to my old favorites (and to the new faces as well I suppose:p ) [/QUO

hey Vay!! I missed you sweety:kiss:

I need my smiles :)
 
bamagirl said:
I will count on it!!

see I done got my smile back already:D

Good good. That's what I like to see.

Thanks, Harshaw. It's good to be back!
 
bamagirl said:
are ya back to stay??

Won't say yes because things happen.

But I don't see myself leaving anytime soon ('cept to go home cuz I'm at work right now ;)
 
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