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[Spicy Southern Belle]

Good Afternoon everyone! I hope everyone is out having fun today or even better, staying in and having a lot of fun.

It's great to see everyone posting. Always more fun when you aren't talking to yourself....not that I ever do that..nope not me.

Bama, thanks for the funnies. Please tell me that you didn't personally encounter all of those people. That would be to much for me to keep a straight face.

 

[Harshaw]

Good day everyone. That was hilarious Bama.

 

[spankableBelle]

You are too funny bama! Nice Kitty Spankable

meow....

 

[bamagirl]

Good Afternoon everyone! I hope everyone is out having fun today or even better, staying in and having a lot of fun.

It's great to see everyone posting. Always more fun when you aren't talking to yourself....not that I ever do that..nope not me.

Bama, thanks for the funnies. Please tell me that you didn't personally encounter all of those people. That would be to much for me to keep a straight face.

lol not them,but I think we all run across some like em

I am glad ya'll enjoy the jokes I like to make people smile

now this is what the guys should do for us!!


http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

 

[Harshaw]

http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

They should make an automatic flattery machine so guys won't have to flatter

 

[bamagirl]

Lol but we like flattery!!

 

[Harshaw]

Lol but we like flattery!!

Women like foreplay too, but my time is valuable!!!








j/k
*ducks*

 

[bamagirl]

Women like foreplay too, but my time is valuable!!!








j/k
*ducks*

*smacks you*

no foreplay young man no.....

 

[Harshaw]

I figured that'd get a reaction

 

[bamagirl]

I figured that'd get a reaction

your so bad!!!

wanna know how to clean your toilet?? now this is what the dog told me,so cat lovers don't get mad at me!!

Subject: How to Clean Your Toilet

a. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

b. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

c. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

d. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

e. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. Don't worry, the cat is safe and this provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".

f. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

g. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.


h. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

i. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

 

[Harshaw]

LMAO!!!

I'm not a cat lover anyway so I loved this!

 

[bamagirl]

LMAO!!!

I'm not a cat lover anyway so I loved this!

 

[Vay]

Hey, troupe. It's been a little while, I know, but I thought I'd drop a line and say hey to my old favorites (and to the new faces as well I suppose )

 

[bamagirl]

Hey, troupe. It's been a little while, I know, but I thought I'd drop a line and say hey to my old favorites (and to the new faces as well I suppose ) [/QUO

hey Vay!! I missed you sweety

I need my smiles

 

[Vay]

hey Vay!! I missed you sweety

I need my smiles

I'll be sure to make up for my lost time

 

[Harshaw]

Hey Vay!

 

[Vay]

Hey Vay!

Hey!

Been holding down the fort while I was gone?

 

[bamagirl]

I'll be sure to make up for my lost time

I will count on it!!

see I done got my smile back already

 

[Harshaw]

Hey!

Been holding down the fort while I was gone?

Oh yeah. Good to have you back.

 

[Vay]

I will count on it!!

see I done got my smile back already

Good good. That's what I like to see.

Thanks, Harshaw. It's good to be back!

 

[bamagirl]

Good good. That's what I like to see.

Thanks, Harshaw. It's good to be back!

are ya back to stay??

 

[Vay]

are ya back to stay??

Won't say yes because things happen.

But I don't see myself leaving anytime soon ('cept to go home cuz I'm at work right now

 

[bamagirl]

Won't say yes because things happen.

But I don't see myself leaving anytime soon ('cept to go home cuz I'm at work right now

WooHoo

 

[Vay]

Indeed!

 

[Spicy Southern Belle]

[B
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html [/B]

I have seen this quite a few times and it always gets me. Gotta love flattery.