See - I knew there was a reason I hated tunnels.

[warrior queen]

http://m.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/motorway-tunnel-caves-in/story-fnd134gw-1226528288752

Just tragic
A friend of mine drives this tunnel twice a week - he went thro less than 24 hrs before this happened.

 

[Lord Emu]

I hate bridges for the same reason.

 

[blobfish]

I thought you hated tunnels because they're dark.

 

[KRCummings]

I thought you hated tunnels because they're dark.

No, she likes going into big dark things. Or is it that she likes big dark things going into her? Whatever.

 

[warrior queen]

I thought you hated tunnels because they're dark.

You used to be funny.
Now you're just a wanker.
And you're going on iggy.

 

[KRCummings]

You used to be funny.
Now you're just a wanker.
And you're going on iggy.

I know! How dare he point out your blatant racism!

 

[blobfish]

No, she likes going into big dark things. Or is it that she likes big dark things going into her? Whatever.

Especially the damp, curved ones.

Tunnels, I mean.

 

[blobfish]

You used to be funny.
Now you're just a wanker.
And you're going on iggy.

I thought that one was pretty good. A little obvious, perhaps, but still pretty good.