Seducing Mom

[phoenix1224]

This is why I don't watch Jerry Springer anymore!

That's funny... I was watching "Springer" just last night (there was nothing else on), and they had a "classic" episode on.

A woman was on who was pregnant by her HALF brother and breaking off the relationship so that she could be with her ADOPTED brother...

Some people just don't have any boundaries...

 

[Guest]

That's funny... I was watching "Springer" just last night (there was nothing else on), and they had a "classic" episode on.

A woman was on who was pregnant by her HALF brother and breaking off the relationship so that she could be with her ADOPTED brother...

Some people just don't have any boundaries...

Ah man! *shivers*

I've always wondered if those people are getting paid for what they're doing and saying on the show. Either way, is right!

Me no watch Springer!

 

[Eilan]

From a mother's point of view, I can't imagine being even REMOTELY attracted to something that I spent several years diapering and wiping!

 

[Mojohead]

I suppose it is a sign of the times but, Damn there are some sick, perverted people (newbies) showing up around here in the last couple of years.

i'll go with that.

jesus.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

WTF....Dude....you don't go around trying to find the best way to seduce your mother! That is just WRONG. Look, there's an estimated 6,425,758,009 people in this world, a good portion of whom are females. Get a new place, get the hell away from mommy and daddy, and discover this great new place they call EARTH. Second of all, your mom isn't attracted to you because of the genetic similarity. IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

Move on.

 

[Travelintheways]

To everyone bashing Springer... hey man, I learn some REALLY interesting French slang that way (they show it here in English with French captions).

 

[hogjack]

This is SICK

This is SICK!

You should at least date a few times before hopping into the sack. Get to know each other. Don't just expect her to walk into your room in the basement and seduce you.

Yes, you are probably an attractive hunk of man, one who is overlooked by several chicks who should be dying to touch your manhood. Instead, they label you a freak who peeps into women's restrooms and collects panda mating videos. It's just not fair.

But your ma, she understands. You can tell by the way she yells at you to "Take out the garbage.", cries out, "Get a job. Any job!" and laments, "If only he hadn't been chewing on those paint-chips for all those years...".

So, start slowly and work your way up to a very illicit liaison with your ma. She's waiting.

 

[Mary Hall]

This thread should burn

 

[Guest]

I think we're wasting our time here commenting because he wont comment back. <sigh> Simply no fun, LOL!

 

[hogjack]

I think we're wasting our time here commenting because he wont comment back. <sigh> Simply no fun, LOL!

He's quite busy. His mother's twin sister is visiting right now.

Talk about sensory lustful overload.

 

[Guest]

He's quite busy. His mother's twin sister is visiting right now.

Talk about sensory lustful overload.

OMFG, hogjack!

<gags>

<pukes>

but still laughs her ass off!!

No, not literally

 

[hogjack]

OMFG, hogjack!

<gags>

<pukes>

but still laughs her ass off!!

No, not literally

Sorry about the gag thing. I suppose I just got a bit...excited.

 

[seohdwm46]

He's quite busy. His mother's twin sister is visiting right now.

Talk about sensory lustful overload.

Fuck! I don't care who you are, THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY RIGHT THERE!

 

[TwoInStAuggie]

I guarantee this thread was started just to see if it could get a reaction. Even if the guy did want to have sex with his mother you don't come to this forum to get advice on it.

 

[cataleptik]

I am wondering if anyone has any suggestions on how to have sex with my mother? She is a sexy older woman and I fantasize about her all the time. I still live with both my parents and have been wondering how I could go about this. I have even pretended to fall asleep naked and have had her walk in but she has never even given it a thought. I am stumped. Please help.

find someone very very like her and strike up a relationship as a 'feeler'.

work through the whole thing of the relationship. see how it goes. (basically you are casing the joint.)

 

[oddity83]

this tread ain't dead yet, whats the hold up

 

[miss_kate]

we all agree that this poor kid is SICK in the head. i struggle to hug my parents, let alone think of them sexually (cringing).

but i am sure that on some level we have all fantasised about someone whom we are not supposed to.

come on guys a little compassion... has anyone heard of the oedipus complex? this obsession with mum scenario actually quite common.

 

[nycphoto]

You know with so many women out there ready to be yours you are wasting time on making that fantasy a reality. Forget my opinion just take my advice. Find yourself a nice older woman and pretend she is your fantasy. Then you will not have to worry.

 

[CURIOUS1026]

Instead of asking on the board........he should have just read the Incest/Taboo stories Literotica has to offer.
He might have had a more positive response..........LOL

 

[thefizz]

The truth about all of this Mom Love

The not guy's sick, he's just not fully expressed sexually yet, he's living with his mother, and he's horny, that's ok, it's not great, but ok, and natural. Listen, here Yev, I'll fill you in on a pattern here you might've cued in on.

Most older women, have thier act together, they've found an emotional equilibrium, they've become familiar with thier bodies, and know what works as far as walking, eating. They wear clothes that are appealing and fit;just watch an older woman (40+) while she eats, she'll pick up the salt shaker a certain way that is unique, details, Yev, details. Older women have that, they're losing a bit in the physical appearance arena but they make up in Style.

You're probably looking at girls your age, and you see that while they are pretty and sexual, they're also awkward and unpredictable, which can be misunderstood as irrational and dangerous.

You're Mom sounds like she's just one of those older women who's got a ton of style and pinache, and you like that. I applaud all women who make a look, and hone it through the years. My mom's got a style, and heck, I think it's sexy, my Dad's a lucky cat.

So, let me get down to the heart of the seduction, let's say that (theoretically) you make an advance, it's likely she'll brush it off, and take it as a sign that you're not getting out enough, if she does like you like that, then you've got some problems, in the long run, like it'll blow up in your face, because Dad's not about to let Son take his place, and there are laws against it, people get freaked out by it, so you'll get shit from everyone, and yeh I suppose the naughtyness of it all can be attractive, but let me at least attempt at selling you on a better fantasy.

That's seduce an older woman who looks kind of like your mother. That's a whole lot better, because if she's got a simlar style, you can enjoy the show, without worrying that she'll talk down to you. Most older women, love younger guys, because the older men of that age, are tired, mean, and lazy. They love to feel young, and some of them are still young inside, my personal favorite, are the 45+, unmarried childless, because they're still youthful, and funloving, and they haven't gotten into parenthood.

Best way to find older single women, is to go to New Age festivals and workshops. If you're in America, and in a big city, check out the Learning Annex, Tantra workshops are a particularly easy place to find older women who ware sexually open.

Good Luck, Yev!

 

[AppleBiter]

Pssst . . . fizz . . . . it's an old thread. Check the date on the first post.

 

[thefizz]

yeh?

but there's still people looking...at least two,

 

[Ricwilly]

Rent the movie "spanking the monkey" and do what he did.

 

[blkmack]

This is why I don't watch Jerry Springer anymore!

ditto

 

[bronzeage]

Get serious Mofo

I am wondering if anyone has any suggestions on how to have sex with my mother? She is a sexy older woman and I fantasize about her all the time. I still live with both my parents and have been wondering how I could go about this. I have even pretended to fall asleep naked and have had her walk in but she has never even given it a thought. I am stumped. Please help.

I've known a few women who wanted to call me daddy, but I never wanted to call them mommy.
Just for the sake of arguement, I will pretend this is a serious question.
You are a sonofabitch for asking and are bucking for motherfucker.
Best advise possible: Forget this stupid shit. You are headed for trouble you cant imagine.
2nd Best advice: Find and older woman who will indulge this fantasy. There are plenty.

Incest etiquette: For this to actually happen, Mom has to ask you. Sorry.