Seduce the Lister Above in Seven Words

[_Sin_derella]

Seduce the lister above in seven words.

Would you come over tonight to play?

 

[eric_erosfan]

Would you like to see my cock?

 

[jenn89]

On my knees worshiping your fat cock.

 

[caitiff1969]

I offer massages, laundry, and dish washing

 

[hairball18]

The lust in your eyes is intoxicating

 

[BadAmy]

You can't possibly think I can deepthroahhhgghugghgug!!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You can't possibly think I can deepthroahhhgghugghgug!!

Your reward is a twinkie weiner sandwich.

 

[badjanus]

Do you have a spare yellow hoodie?

 

[OlderFitterWiser]

My partner's away for the week.

 

[bikerbonez]

i'm cooking dinner here, i'm the dessert

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Juicy, succulent, and titillating creativity is available.

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

Creative? I'll inspire. Call me your muse.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Muse needed to lose a few cherries

 

[GuitarGawd41]

Scooby snacks inside. Come and get them.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I’m the sensual lover you’ve never had.

 

[haha_on_me]

I have mac and cheese with bacon.

 

[GuitarGawd41]

I'm the Daddy Dom you've dreamed of

 

[haha_on_me]

Only if you have a Gibson guitar.

 

[GuitarGawd41]

Hey, that was for Caramel, dammit!

 

[GuitarGawd41]

And I have an Epiphone Masterbuilt, a better guitar than Gibson by far

 

[haha_on_me]

Hey, that was for Caramel, dammit!

She requires a Gibson guitar as well.

 

[GuitarGawd41]

She does not.. watch this...

 

[GuitarGawd41]

Caramel...

My Epiphone is playing just for you

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She requires a Gibson guitar as well.

He knows me very well, take note

 

[GuitarGawd41]

You haven't heard me on my Epiphone