Secrets...

[call_me_Melody]

I didn't break a juice glass woman! Ok, ok we broke it having sex on the table

I distinctly recall it being broken when I threw it at you for being difficult.. If however you want to spread it around that we broke it having sex, fine go ahead. It'll do wonders for my reputation.
*attempts to look seductive, fails miserablely.. I'm JUST not that good at that.

 

[Macdaddy23]

I distinctly recall it being broken when I threw it at you for being difficult.. If however you want to spread it around that we broke it having sex, fine go ahead. It'll do wonders for my reputation.
*attempts to look seductive, fails miserablely.. I'm JUST not that good at that.

I don't remember a shard of glass hitting me. Your seductive enough in those glasses Melody.

 

[kendra1980]

Here is a brand new secret I learned...be careful of having an open flame around some posters

And someone had a hard one on tape at the hospital. I think that had to hurt when the pulled it off...hard or not...don't you?

Goodness, I'm in a mood.

 

[Raindear816]

Raindear816 I've actually had more sex partners since I was married than before. Thank you for sharing that.

I was afraid people would think horribly of me. I appreciate your honesty and I don't feel the least bit guilty. HUGS, Melody!

 

[Macdaddy23]

Here is a brand new secret I learned...be careful of having an open flame around some posters

And someone had a hard one on tape at the hospital. I think that had to hurt when the pulled it off...hard or not...don't you?

Goodness, I'm in a mood.

It was a video tape Kendra. That tape also shows where I almost died.

 

[kendra1980]

I was a video tape Kendra. That tape also shows where I almost died.

Hmmm, you never said that part...now did you?

You do know I was just teasing you...don't you? (and I never posted who owned this particular secret...could have been my pharmacist for all anyone knows)

 

[Macdaddy23]

Hmmm, you never said that part...now did you?

You do know I was just teasing you...don't you? (and I never posted who owned this particular secret...could have been my pharmacist for all anyone knows)

Yep, I know I'm not stupid K.

 

[kendra1980]

Yep, I know I'm not stupid K.

Uhm, sweetie, no one said you were stupid, or implied it...quite the opposite, in fact. K?

 

[Macdaddy23]

Uhm, sweetie, no one said you were stupid, or implied it...quite the opposite, in fact. K?

I wasn't saying "Ok" I was saying "K" as in your screen name

 

[crvygirl]

crvygirl I have brief intense crushes on semi-celebrity-types who are uber good at what they do. One blushy example....Yo-yo Ma after I watched him play tango music.
Rawwwwr. I should have known yours would make me smile.

Well....I have a reputation to uphold as a smilemaker.

Secret #2
I read Gone with the Wind something like 23 times when I was in high school...where I was generally considered a math and science geek with a flair for writing. Could this explain anything?

 

[rob35can]

I have been offered a bi-sexual encounter with a friend...haven't acted on it, but am considering it.

 

[johnph22]

I have been found out that I am on here by an ex co worker. She is a friend of my wife's and no matter how many times she says it is between us, I can't believe it.

 

[kairotic]

I often try to convince myself that all the serious mistakes I've ever made are just falsely-remembered daydreams... that they never actually happened and that I am, in fact, an upstanding and integral person.

Sometimes I think I succeed.

 

[border_humper]

I have letters and cards sent to me weeks, months, and years ago that I have never opened.

 

[dear_prudence]

Oh yeah.. and I like the Bee Gees. and Taylor Swift... but not the Jonas Brothers.

when i was younger, my bedroom walls were papered with bay city rollers posters...

gosh i'm so embarrassed

 

[dear_prudence]

I don't know if my wife and I still love each other enough to make it work.

(((Malcom))) i'm so there .... (about my husband)

My hubby doesn't know that I'm on here.

mine doesn't know either...

 

[Spenser41]

(((Malcom))) i'm so there .... (about my husband)



mine doesn't know either...

I am in the same boat.

 

[Spenser41]

OK this is going to be very embarrassing but here goes..
I was not very popular with the girls when I was younger. Even tho I was singing in nightclubs and working in radio, just never got lucky with a girl. Of course being almost 6 ft tall and only 120 pds may have had a lot to do with it.
Anyway, I remember opening up to a girl who was a friend and she said she would "teach me". Well I was floored but excited. She told me when to come by her house. When I got there, she was across the street with her 'boyfriend" and told him she had to help me out with a problem. We went to her bedroom and she got undressed and I did to and I had NO IDEA what I was doing. And she didn't help much either. She said, just stick it in and go for it. It was not very enjoyable, and when it was over, she said ok, now you can say you fucked a girl, and left me to get dress and go back to her boyfriend. As I was sitting there and getting dress I said to myself, that was the dumbest thing I have ever done. And when I look back at it now, some many years later, yep it was pretty stupid.

 

[call_me_Melody]

Lots of secrets posted.
I thank each and every one of you for sharing your secrets.

Hmmmm.... thinking what I can tell all of you tonight.

I used to get in trouble in school all the time and still graduated at the top of my class. I once forged an entire report card because I skipped school so much my parents would hav enoticed the difference in attendance. LOL

 

[broadfjord]

i'm impressed you graduated at the top of your class.

1) i once masturbated in a................do you people really onat to hear this
2) only a couple years ago...and i am middle aged... i had such a crush on a woman who was 6" taller than me and 20 years younger that i wanted to move with her to an island and have a baby and marry her..........

 

[Macdaddy23]

I flipped off a teacher in school. Would have got a way with it except people love to tell on you.

 

[nosoup4crr]

Ever since Freshman Biology, in highschool, I've wanted to have sex with Ms. Farmer. Normally, teacher fantasies are pretty common--so, no biggie. But she was a full-fledged older woman--probably early 50's. Hot, though.

 

[Macdaddy23]

I never had any hot teachers GRRRRRRR (Unless I count the female substitute that let us watch the first edition of "Girls Gone Wild". She looked like she had been in the video. Great body, fine ass and tits you could suck on all night.)

 

[Spenser41]

OK, was a DJ in the 60s and 70s and people wonder how Stairway to Heaven become such a HUGE HIT. Well, most songs were only 2-3 mins long. Great for a #1 but not a #2. So the only song that was long during that time was the FULL version of American Pie and Stairway To Heaven. It was never released as a single but we played it because we had to go to the can. Only problem was, that we were playing 45s and LPs and if the song got stuck because of a scratch, it was not rare to see a DJ running down the hall with his pants down around his legs. LOL Sad but all true!

 

[dear_prudence]

As I was sitting there and getting dress I said to myself, that was the dumbest thing I have ever done. And when I look back at it now, some many years later, yep it was pretty stupid.

((((Spense))))