voluptuary_manque
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The one time Doc Holliday didn't sit facing the door, a guy came in and shot him in the back of the head. He was holding a full house, aces and 8's thereafter known as the deadmans hand. This happened in Deadwood SD in the late 1800's.
My wife has the same complaint. I have told her I'm married, not dead, and allowed to window shop as long as I don't buy anything.![]()
I use the line "Just because I'm on a diet doen't mean I can't look at a menu." Besides, she scopes out the guys . . .