SCP's Tavern of debauchery.

[SirConradPeckereye]

This is about as dominant as you get:
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Yea yea yea.... I'll speak to @gga about this!

Trick or treat! Give me chocolate... or else...

Or else what!?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Happy Halloween, Monocle Man!

Disclaimer *** NO pumpkins were hurt in the making of this gif***

And NO monocle!?

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Of course I have this on tap... just not the murder.... yet...
Thanks!

I have no idea what inspired that gif, but I kinda love it. I’m not sure what that says about me.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I have no idea what inspired that gif, but I kinda love it. I’m not sure what that says about me.

That you like to party! And possibly murder....

So at least you could start your own murder mystery dinner.... though might not come back if there are REAL murders.

 

[AmberLGreen]

When I saw who was getting the treats today

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

FALSE! You are NEVER in a good mood!

Well I was...

Yea yea yea.... I'll speak to @gga about this!

Or else what!?

I was spicy this morning and he told me that he was slowly backing away from me. You think he'll reapproach me for YOU???

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

When I saw who was getting the treats today

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Well I was...

Uh huh sure you were....

I was spicy this morning and he told me that he was slowly backing away from me. You think he'll reapproach me for YOU???

Yes because Grandpa's stick together!

 

[BrendaD]

Yes because Grandpa's stick together!

Oh right… I have heard about something gooey they have on them…

I hope that washes off…

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Oh right… I have heard about something gooey they have on them…

I hope that washes off…

Don't act like you wouldn't lick it off!

 

[AmberLGreen]

And the shot after this one is why he needs a monocle

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

And the shot after this one is why he needs a monocle

See if I share a video of me with you again!

 

[AmberLGreen]

See if I share a video of me with you again!

If you are sharing videos of you with me, make sure you get a good price for them. Lots of people pay good money to see me do my special nibble of the ball sack

 

[Photog1rl]

For Halloween I found the perfect costume idea. One is the ideal and the second is the reality if I helped you out

 

[AmberLGreen]

For Halloween I found the perfect costume idea. One is the ideal and the second is the reality if I helped you out
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The second one looks like he has been put in a waffle iron

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

For Halloween I found the perfect costume idea. One is the ideal and the second is the reality if I helped you out
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Well there goes using you as my next tailor...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

If you are sharing videos of you with me, make sure you get a good price for them. Lots of people pay good money to see me do my special nibble of the ball sack

Hopefully no actual balls were hurt in the making of said video. #ballsmatterto

 

[lilmissdarling]

*Walks in like I own the place, taking a bottle of wine from the bar*

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

*Walks in like I own the place, taking a bottle of wine from the bar*

You little...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Can I get some sangria? Please

Don't encourage her behavior!

 

[BrendaD]

Don't encourage her behavior!

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Encourage… encourage… encourage…

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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Encourage… encourage… encourage…

You are at your alcohol limit ma’am!

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Feels like this place could do with a bouncer.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Feels like this place could do with a bouncer.

Okay, but you’ll have to do a Jason Statham voice

 

[BrendaD]

Okay, but you’ll have to do a Jason Statham voice

…and accent, of course…