Scout Badges for Literotica Writers?

[3113]

Stella's comment in the Girl Scout Cookies thread had me sad. She had to earn and make her own Boy Scout badges first, because she'd been rejected from Girl Scouts, and second because, of course, Boy Scouts wouldn't have taken her in.

I think we should rectify this situation--not just for Stella, but for all of us who never got to earn badges. I think we should make and award appropriate badges to Literotica "scouts" (aka writers).

I'm just not sure what the badges should be. Any thoughts? And would any artists care to design a few?

 

[Handley_Page]

I suggest a Quill pen.

 

[Stella_Omega]

For inspiration, here is a merit badge set for BDSM-- in fact, we could use many of them as is.
http://kinkymeritbadges.com/shop/category/badges

ETA; that's funny. I could qualify for two straight lines, the second down and the third across. Like kinky bingo!

 

[lovecraft68]

For inspiration, here is a merit badge set for BDSM-- in fact, we could use many of them as is.
http://kinkymeritbadges.com/shop/category/badges

ETA; that's funny. I could qualify for two straight lines, the second down and the third across. Like kinky bingo!

I want the high heel worship badge. I've been into feet since an age I can't mention here. And I think it should be presented to me on the foot of some hot little Lit author, and I have to pick it up with my tongue.

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

I suggest a Quill pen.

Not exactly a badge or pin or whatnot, but these quills are awesome, and the feathers are useable...

CLICKY < link goes to devianArt

I want a semen covered meat clever (pun only kind of intended) for EH...

 

[Stella_Omega]

I want the high heel worship badge. I've been into feet since an age I can't mention here. And I think it should be presented to me on the foot of some hot little Lit author, and I have to pick it up with my tongue.

That would be your final task to earn your badge.

 

[lovecraft68]

That would be your final task to earn your badge.

We'll work on getting you a tentacle badge. I'm sure there is some type of Cthulhu badge out there somewhere that would work.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

A Violet Wand? Getting shocked is fun? Nah, makes all my fur stand on end, a sight I doubt anyone wants to see.

 

[3113]

Does getting the Shibari badge mean you've mastered tying someone up, or being tied up?

 

[lovecraft68]

Does getting the Shibari badge mean you've mastered tying someone up, or being tied up?

Come on over, we'll figure it out together.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

And what are the requirements for the tentacle badge? Inquiring bears want to know!

 

[3113]

Come on over, we'll figure it out together.

I'll wear my shiny black high heels

 

[Stella_Omega]

And what are the requirements for the tentacle badge? Inquiring bears want to know!

I'm sure that you qualify for it already, bear.

I'm writing tentacle fiction right now, from the tentacle creature's POV.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Ooo, fun!

 

[Angellica1612]

I missed Stella's comment about the girl scouts. Why were you rejected?

 

[Stella_Omega]

I missed Stella's comment about the girl scouts. Why were you rejected?

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=40159334&postcount=16

I am inconsolable, the memory is haunting me. Perhaps you could sit astride my lap? Naked?

 

[Angellica1612]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=40159334&postcount=16

I am inconsolable, the memory is haunting me. Perhaps you could sit astride my lap? Naked?

Well, of course, if it will make you feel better. I'll even wiggle Careful with the wings, they're very sensitive.

Some people are just too ignorant for words. I hope that woman figured out how wrong she was to treat a child that way. Sorry that happened to you. I'll award you a badge...let's see...I award you the badge of courage, for being yourself.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Well, of course, if it will make you feel better. I'll even wiggle Careful with the wings, they're very sensitive.

Some people are just too ignorant for words. I hope that woman figured out how wrong she was to treat a child that way. Sorry that happened to you. I'll award you a badge...let's see...I award you the badge of courage, for being yourself.

I doubt that she ever did. She was protecting the other girls, you see. And my mother says she asked me and I said I was kinda bored, so she didn't bother to argue the point.

And on down the line, I am here, and earning tentacle badges-- and angel wing badges, if I'm lucky. Angel's wings have an erogenous zone right around the base, am I right?

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=40159334&postcount=16

I am inconsolable, the memory is haunting me. Perhaps you could sit astride my lap? Naked?

I totally want a puppet like that. It sounds awesome.

 

[Angellica1612]

I doubt that she ever did. She was protecting the other girls, you see. And my mother says she asked me and I said I was kinda bored, so she didn't bother to argue the point.

And on down the line, I am here, and earning tentacle badges-- and angel wing badges, if I'm lucky. Angel's wings have an erogenous zone right around the base, am I right?

They certainly do

 

[Handley_Page]

I doubt that she ever did. She was protecting the other girls, you see. And my mother says she asked me and I said I was kinda bored, so she didn't bother to argue the point.

And on down the line, I am here, and earning tentacle badges-- and angel wing badges, if I'm lucky.
Angel's wings have an erogenous zone right around the base, am I right?

Have you been playing with my Dragon ?

 

[sethp]

Off topic...but on topic...how about achievements? Like in video games. It's the same thing really as merit badges but just takes it a step further. I think it would encourage authors here to work out of their comfort zone. Each achievement would shownon the author page and profile page and be represented by a badge. Ideas would be:

A story in every category
10 hots
20 comments in one story
Contest winner
1000 votes on a single story
100000 hits on a single story
5 million hits total on all stories
5 new stories at the same time
40 total stories
10 part series
A story in 10 different categories

 

[RedMonkeyButt]

Off topic...but on topic...how about achievements? Like in video games. It's the same thing really as merit badges but just takes it a step further. I think it would encourage authors here to work out of their comfort zone. Each achievement would shownon the author page and profile page and be represented by a badge. Ideas would be:

A story in every category
10 hots
20 comments in one story
Contest winner
1000 votes on a single story
100000 hits on a single story
5 million hits total on all stories
5 new stories at the same time
40 total stories
10 part series
A story in 10 different categories

Only if I could have a badge with Pong on it.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Silly rabbits, youll do as you always do, inflate the scores of your buds and trash others.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

When I was in the BSA, I took to knot-tying like a demon. It was the only thing that interested me, and I think I still remember all the knots.

The other thing I was good at--setting toy soldiers on fire and screaming, "Joe! Joe! Aiiiieeeee...!!"--they didn't give merit badges for.