Save the children: Destroy other galaxies

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t a press conference this morning, Susan Bjornborg told an audience of several A hundred other parents of the need of destroying the outer galaxies and her plan and reason for her quest.

Said Ms. Bjornborg, "We must destroy the outer galaxies. Like most of you, I am a parent, and I don't want my children to have to grow up, worrying about what fate may befall them from the hideous machine-creatures that may lurk in the shadows, many light years from home."

She continued, "Some people oppose the destruction of the outer galaxies to protect our innocent young boys and girls. I tell you today, those people don't care about children, and they don't care about parents. I'm a parent, and I care about children. We must destroy the outer galaxies!"

Asked if there had ever been a clearly identified threat to the planet Earth from the outer galaxies, Bjornborg replied, "we don't need a specific threat from the child molester homosexuals who hang out at Safeway; why should we need a specific threat from beyond our solar system to make a pre-emptive strike?"

Bjornborg added that at any moment, Earth could be invaded by alien android or cyborg hybrids which would undoubtedly be homosexual, intent upon molesting both boys and girls, and which don't care about children or parents.

"We must stand together against all humans who hate parents and children, because I'm a parent of children. We must also stand together against the alien races of homosexual cyborg creatures who want to molest our children. If you are not with us, you are against us. If you are not with us, you want our children to be molested."

"I will not stand for it, because I'm a parent."

Bjornborg indicated that she also has children. She told an applauding crowd, "we must destroy these outer galaxies, once and for all!"


I'm not sure if this particular article is real, but I know there are MANY people out there who have this idea. One woman has been urging the US to send missles for YEARS :rolleyes:
 
sd412 said:
That's right. We have to save the children. Jesus didn't intend for these galaxies to come and rape our children

Well we all know that Jesus loves the little children too... What the hell does that mean for Christians?
 
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