Saturday night is alright for getting laid

[CharleyH]

When I do to a gay bar I get butches lighting my cigs, or I have to talk and pick up the staring femmes, since I have a femme but butch prescence. In striaght bar? IT LOL depends on the length of my hair. If longish guys come on - if not boo, they are jealous of the chicks I pick up. What is a pick up in your world? Gay or straight?

How .. CHARMING ... are you?

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I wouldn't have a clue. I've never been to any kind of bar... and I can't remember the last time I actually got laid on a Saturday night.

 

[CharleyH]

I wouldn't have a clue. I've never been to any kind of bar... and I can't remember the last time I actually got laid on a Saturday night.

With an ass like yours? HAAAA!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

With an ass like yours? HAAAA!

Yeah, but I'm married. It doesn't seem to have quite the same effect on him as it seems to have on certain people around here.

 

[Guest]

I wouldn't have a clue. I've never been to any kind of bar... and I can't remember the last time I actually got laid on a Saturday night.

With a butt like yours?

 

[CharleyH]

With a butt like yours?

No No - with an ass like yours!

 

[Guest]

No No - with an ass like yours!

I knew you are my long lost twin sister-in-law.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

When I do to a gay bar I get butches lighting my cigs, or I have to talk and pick up the staring femmes, since I have a femme but butch prescence. In striaght bar? IT LOL depends on the length of my hair. If longish guys come on - if not boo, they are jealous of the chicks I pick up. What is a pick up in your world? Gay or straight?

How .. CHARMING ... are you?

In my favorite hang-out (a quaint lil gay bar located just outside of town called HQ..) I am always the unapproachable. Most femmes won't talk to me (from the few who have tried I hear that I am scary...)...and I am far too butch on my own to go the other way. Basically I spend all night being stared at by beautiful young things...none of whom will come and speak to me because I look "mean."

Straight bars are more fun..as I usually get hit on by guys who know I dig chicks but think if I just allow them to buy me one (or 5) drinks, I may just change my mind. Heh!! Plus the girls there are so utterly lost that talking to them is a whole nother world. (though I have managed to pull a few bottom/submissive types from the straight clubs)

My guess is at 5 feet tall I am NOT very charming just scary....

 

[SeaCat]

LOL
Every night is alright for getting laid.

As for how am I approached in Bars? Damned if I know why but I never get approached. My wife on the other hand gets hit on by every single person there, (as well as a lot of the hitched ones. ) This afternoon she got hit upon in Publix, by a married guy no less. When she told him she was married his comment was: "So am I, does it matter? Oh is he here?" When hse pointed me out coming down the aisle towards them he made a rather rapid retreat, leaving behind his shopping cart. I don't look that bad do I?

Cat

 

[CharleyH]

I knew you are my long lost twin sister-in-law.

I dedicate a whole god damn thread to you. Ya, you Queen. By Brit blood

EDIT: I MEANT to say bend over SVVV _ SLUT

 

[CharleyH]

In my favorite hang-out (a quaint lil gay bar located just outside of town called HQ..) I am always the unapproachable. Most femmes won't talk to me (from the few who have tried I hear that I am scary...)...and I am far too butch on my own to go the other way. Basically I spend all night being stared at by beautiful young things...none of whom will come and speak to me because I look "mean."

Straight bars are more fun..as I usually get hit on by guys who know I dig chicks but think if I just allow them to buy me one (or 5) drinks, I may just change my mind. Heh!! Plus the girls there are so utterly lost that talking to them is a whole nother world. (though I have managed to pull a few bottom/submissive types from the straight clubs)

My guess is at 5 feet tall I am NOT very charming just scary....

Why in gay bars? You look femme - no offence if it is

 

[CharleyH]

LOL
Every night is alright for getting laid.

As for how am I approached in Bars? Damned if I know why but I never get approached. My wife on the other hand gets hit on by every single person there, (as well as a lot of the hitched ones. ) This afternoon she got hit upon in Publix, by a married guy no less. When she told him she was married his comment was: "So am I, does it matter? Oh is he here?" When hse pointed me out coming down the aisle towards them he made a rather rapid retreat, leaving behind his shopping cart. I don't look that bad do I?

Cat

Girls get hit on - no offence, more than guy, but dont take it personal - if other guys want her? YOU HOO FOR YOU. Whwn other guys want you? Well, decide for yourself lol

 

[LadyJeanne]

I've noticed the hair thing, too. Guys are definitely drawn to longer hair. Don't let your hairdresser talk you into a short cut if you want to attract men.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Why in gay bars? You look femme - no offence if it is

I consider myself soft butch..I think butch, I just look feminine which is a pain in my ass....(and quite confusing to my current girlfriend who tells me I shouldn't be such a *boi* all the friggin time)...

That being said, in gay bars (not so much in fetish clubs or straight clubs) each female has certain place...my place is too confusing for the average chick, I suppose. My pics make me look more femme than I am usually. (I dress up for my fetish and nude shots...make-up and all!!!)

 

[Hulder]

Guys about 15-20 years older then me tend to hit on me. Of course it could be that i send out some signals, cause i quite like them too...

Never been to a gay bar, though a busty brunette with long, curly hair i went to boardingschool with did try to pick me up occationally during the year we went there. That was flattering, she was quite beautiful.

 

[CharleyH]

I consider myself soft butch..I think butch, I just look feminine which is a pain in my ass....(and quite confusing to my current girlfriend who tells me I shouldn't be such a *boi* all the friggin time)...

That being said, in gay bars (not so much in fetish clubs or straight clubs) each female has certain place...my place is too confusing for the average chick, I suppose. My pics make me look more femme than I am usually. (I dress up for my fetish and nude shots...make-up and all!!!)

Femme butch, sort of, is the best where I am, and NYC TOO, so ... go out, be charming, and I will too. SVET WON'T and samn YOU EMuffin, my kinda chick .... HAVE FUN SWEETS, I will. BA BYE, almost

 

[SeaCat]

Girls get hit on - no offence, more than guy, but dont take it personal - if other guys want her? YOU HOO FOR YOU. Whwn other guys want you? Well, decide for yourself lol

LOLOL No offence taken and I do take it as a compliment of sorts that they do hit on her. It just validates what I tell her.

As for no guys picking me up? I truly don't mind, although I wouldn't mind it if the occasional young lady showed a passing interest in me. (Good for the ego that.)

Cat

 

[carsonshepherd]

How .. CHARMING ... are you?

I'm so charming I dare not go out on a Saturday night

 

[Songcatcher]

You are the most un-gay queen I know of.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You are the most un-gay queen I know of.

thank you! i'll be sure to tell my boyfriend that the next time I'm fucking him.

 

[Songcatcher]

thank you! i'll be sure to tell my boyfriend that the next time I'm fucking him.

Do you bugger him, or does he bugger you?

 

[Guest]

I'm so charming I dare not go out on a Saturday night

oh sweetie...if i were male...
LOL
but youre too scrumptous by far...would rather keep you on a shelf!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Do you bugger him, or does he bugger you?

.. Yes.