Saturday Morning Bitch Warning

[*bratcat*]

 

[Cheyenne]

*muah* >smiling sweetly here<

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Cheyenne]

My evil plot worked. <still smiling sweetly>

 

[*bratcat*]

Alright, Dammitt!

 

[Guest]

I need a good whipping today

 

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hmm..

 

[Guest]

woof

 

[*bratcat*]

Ok now THAT pisses me off...

 

[Silverlily]

You're close, dns_reply darlin'. I'M the kitty with the whips.

Great bitchy thread, cat. Some of us have to go to work today. Worse, some of us work for really, really stupid companies and have even stupider customers.

damn, bag work, I'm going back to bed.

Anyone want to join me?

 

[Guest]

Opening shot

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.


ok..... your turn.

 

[*bratcat*]

hmm...

 

[Guest]

ok....try this...

Thou pribbling, dismal-dreaming egg-shell.

or

Thou greasy, folly-fallen lewdster.


better?

 

[Guest]

You're close, dns_reply darlin'. I'M the kitty with the whips.

Great bitchy thread, cat. Some of us have to go to work today. Worse, some of us work for really, really stupid companies and have even stupider customers.

damn, bag work, I'm going back to bed.

Anyone want to join me?

I would like to get closer and feel your bite in my flesh and that whip of yours, how long is it? Come here kitty, come out and play

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: ok....try this...

 

[BlondGirl]

Okay, how about this one...

uuumm....

(still trying to think up a good thing to start the fight...)

oh yeah--this quote will do...



Isn't your village out searching for its missing idiot while you are here?



(danm--can't think of anything better. Give me time though...)

 

[Guest]

how about this?

You outrageous box of cheesy dingo's kidneys.

 

[Guest]

Please. Don't steal from Weakest Link.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: ok....try this...

lmao...okkkkkkkkkkkk
*note to self - look up "pribbling"*

hell, maybe some coffee will help.

Nope, I stole your last cup of coffee and I am not making another pot!

 

[Guest]

Unregistered

You despicable stack of noxious swamp mud.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

Is that your face?




Or did your neck throw up?


one of my favorites

 

[*bratcat*]

I just read that one!

 

[Guest]

eh?

You dried up placebo crusted shell of mucus and maggots!