Silencing the Bitch.

[Dapperguy]

Is it within the law in the UK for me to gag my Bitch if she becomes too argumentative and belligerent, when I come home from the boozer without a Shish Kebab for her?

 

[Saint_Ann]

Is it within the law in the UK for me to gag my Bitch if she becomes too argumentative and belligerent, when I come home from the boozer without a Shish Kebab for her?

I think you just need a gag order and you will be fine.

 

[Plasmaball]

Gagging doesn't work. It just allows them to save up energy for when the gag comes off.

 

[Rainblow]

Gagging doesn't work. It just allows them to save up energy for when the gag comes off.

Not cool, dude.

 

[Plasmaball]

Not cool, dude.

It's totally funny.

 

[Rainblow]

It's totally funny.

Meh. As a woman I find misogyny offensive. Misandry as well; I have too much love and respect for the men in my life to want to support hatred towards them in any manner at all. Better to hold each other up than tear each other down. There's enough violence and hatred in this world creating divisiveness between the sexes why perpetuate it?

 

[pink]

The only one who needs gagged is you.

 

[Plasmaball]

Meh. As a woman I find misogyny offensive. Misandry as well; I have too much love and respect for the men in my life to want to support hatred towards them in any manner at all. Better to hold each other up than tear each other down. There's enough violence and hatred in this world creating divisiveness between the sexes why perpetuate it?

The joke is she would have so much pent up inside of her that when you remove the gag she wouldn't stop talking for days.

I'd never actually gag someone unless they enjoyed it sexually.

 

[butters]

mansplainin'

fucking hell

 

[butters]

Is it within the law in the UK for me to gag my Bitch if she becomes too argumentative and belligerent, when I come home from the boozer without a Shish Kebab for her?

bitches may be subject to muzzles. the RSPCA does not tolerate gagging your dog

p.s

buy her a fucking kebab, you tight bastard!

 

[jaF0]

The joke is

Most of what you post doesn't even come close.

 

[Plasmaball]

Most of what you post doesn't even come close.

Guess how much I care?

Sometimes the joke works, sometimes it fails.

 

[Dapperguy]

bitches may be subject to muzzles. the RSPCA does not tolerate gagging your dog

p.s

buy her a fucking kebab, you tight bastard!

She goes berserk after eating a kebab. She breaks furniture like she was braking wind. She a big woman.

 

[butters]

She goes berserk after eating a kebab. She breaks furniture like she was braking wind. She a big woman.

and yet she puts up with your lack of education

 

[Dapperguy]

and yet she puts up with your lack of education

Are you a teecher? Do I nued a edacation? I am kwite brite and noe things yoo Doante noe.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Is it within the law in the UK for me to gag my Bitch if she becomes too argumentative and belligerent, when I come home from the boozer without a Shish Kebab for her?

Just go out and get her a Shesh Kebab, and get one for yourself too. Did she specifically ask you to bring her one, or maybe you just got one for yourself? How far away is this place that makes them? Don't act meek about it, but don't fight about it either. Just act it's the most normal thing to do.

But it sounds like your relationship is really going downhill fast. If it's beyond salvation in your judgment, move out.

 

[gunhilltrain]

She goes berserk after eating a kebab. She breaks furniture like she was braking wind. She a big woman.

Sounds like she has some kind of mental disorder if that is true. Maybe it is time to move out.

 

[Celand]

There is a gag and there is another gag.....

......indeed, a very sexy gag

 

[rosco rathbone]

It is not necessary to employ a physical gag and risk an assault charge if you learn the technique of putting her on "mental ignore".

 

[MadeleineSinha]

All the cool kids eat Donna

 

[stickygirl]

Just go out and get her a Shesh Kebab, and get one for yourself too. Did she specifically ask you to bring her one, or maybe you just got one for yourself? How far away is this place that makes them? Don't act meek about it, but don't fight about it either. Just act it's the most normal thing to do.

But it sounds like your relationship is really going downhill fast. If it's beyond salvation in your judgment, move out.

You could have let this rancid, month old thread die, but no...

 

[Plasmaball]

that's unfunny

No its funny.

 

[gunhilltrain]

You could have let this rancid, month old thread die, but no...

Okay, but who added post #21. You did! And then other people added 22 and 23. There will probably be more, I'd guess, soon enough. Oh, yeah, I just added #24, which is this one.

 

[stickygirl]

#15 June 6 Dapperguy

#16 Aug 1 You

Easy mistake to make I guess and it seems to happen all the time now there's that dumb suggestions box below. We're getting 10 yr old zombie threads all over

 

[Plasmaball]

#15 June 6 Dapperguy

#16 Aug 1 You

Easy mistake to make I guess and it seems to happen all the time now there's that dumb suggestions box below. We're getting 10 yr old zombie threads all over

If women don't have brains then you don't need a gag..