Satisfaction is...

[sincerely_helene]

heh heh

Do you own the rights for that little ditty, Abs?
I am placing it in my quote book, cause thats just classic!

I actually do them in my sleep, thus can orgasm several times in my dreams.

(the kegels, that is. not the bagels)

 

[Guest]

HOW COOL!! I've attempted this, but can only get to state of extreme arousal, but no orgasm. Maybe I should do them more. I just worry I'm not doing them right. Well, my stomach and thighs don't move, so that should be right, shouldn't it? I used to find them difficult but after the 100 in a row thing it became really easy. Maybe a little goes a long way. Going to do 200 a day now. MUST REMEMBER.

The technique is easy to learn and once perfected nothing moves, except the pelvic floor muscles.

*Squeeze - ah! Squeeze - ah!* and so on.

Lou

 

[sincerely_helene]

Professional Kegelists (I assume that's what they are called) recommend the best way to start out is to simply stop peeing midstream a few times. I don't find that nearly as pleasureable though... and actually kind of painful.

 

[Marsipanne]

I find there are two kinds of squeeze--squeeze in, squeeze out. Would alternating be extra useful?

Squeeze out is useful when you don't put in tampons properly. After about a million attempts, I still don't use these properly. It just hurts too damn much. It's like, you put it in, realise you are in pain and then manage to put yourself in even more pain by trying to pull it out. When I was attempting tampon use for the 999,999th time the other day, came across better way of getting painful tampon out--squeezing. Much less painful than pulling out wiht hands.

 

[Guest]

Professional Kegelists (I assume that's what they are called) recommend the best way to start out is to simply stop peeing midstream a few times. I don't find that nearly as pleasureable though... and actually kind of painful.

That's how I started out. I did it by accident one day and thought, "Hmmm, this feels nice." I've never found that painful.

I usually do them away from the loo now (without peeing. )

I REALLY must go to bed now. It's almost 1:30 am and I wasn't even going to spend any time on the AH this weekend. Was gonna write more. Funny how these conversations can get so distracting.

Goodnight ladies, it's been a blast!

Lou

 

[sincerely_helene]

I don't use tampons.
Leaves less room for the hair.

 

[Guest]

Shit I thought it was bagels, no wonder why I keep getting yeast infections.

That gave me my first PMSL. You crack me up, Abby. P.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Could also explain why I multi-orgasm into the dozens and then pass out (when I am touched).
Lou

This thought is going to keep me up all night long.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Sweet dreams, Lou.

Thanks for the banter.

 

[Marsipanne]

Found hair between breasts just now!!!!!! Probably cos I washed it a few hours (er, 4 hours) ago. It's still ever so slightly damp. Gr.

Maybe I should permanently give up on tampons. It's not like I have really heavy flow either. Some poor souls have to use tampons and pad.

And yay!! I think I've finished my period today!!!!! My mobile phone is really ... feminine. Under 'health' section one can look at the 'pink schedule' where you enter your average time between periods, and date of last period and it will work out for you the next time your period may start, the time you're most likely to get pregnant and the day you ovulate. Me and my friends use this to great effect and each of us have an excuse to host a party once a month (to celebrate ovulation day).

 

[sincerely_helene]

Or you could just do what I do and go on the depo shot. I never get em at all any more. I can swim and ride horses whatever the time of month!
Pure bliss!

(Congrats on the hair! My breasts are jealous)

 

[cloudy]

I am so with y'all on the hair thing!

Mine's just above my waist, and I can spend hours looking for one I've shed, can feel, but can't see! Drives me nuts...

 

[Marsipanne]

Or you could just do what I do and go on the depo shot. I never get em at all any more. I can swim and ride horses whatever the time of month!

Lucky, lucky. I expect to have them for at least another 25 years (going by genetics).

You know, I wonder how easy it is to lose the hymen. I mean, in historical times, if a girl accidentally lost it by, say, horse-riding, would she still be considered 'ruined'. Funny how no historical writers have touched upon that yet.

 

[oggbashan]

I am so with y'all on the hair thing!

Mine's just above my waist, and I can spend hours looking for one I've shed, can feel, but can't see! Drives me nuts...

Can I offer to help?

It might be a good introduction to Cloudy - 'Find the stray hair'.

Og

 

[Guest]

For some strange reason, I am rather embarrassed by this thread this morning.

LOL!

Lou

 

[oggbashan]

Lou,

That goes with your personality type. If you weren't that type you wouldn't have posted what you did, nor be embarrassed by it this morning.

Got any stray hairs that need finding? Cloudy is the other side of the Atlantic. Finding a Lou stray hair would be a change from chasing her ass.

Og

 

[Guest]

Lou,

That goes with your personality type. If you weren't that type you wouldn't have posted what you did, nor be embarrassed by it this morning.

Got any stray hairs that need finding? Cloudy is the other side of the Atlantic. Finding a Lou stray hair would be a change from chasing her ass.

Og

Yeah, I guess. I live on a whim, I do.

Now you mention it, yes, there is something tickling at me down there.

Lou

 

[oggbashan]

Yeah, I guess. I live on a whim, I do.

Now you mention it, yes, there is something tickling at me down there.

Lou

Maybe it's what I'm thinking that's tickling - or can I project body parts that far...?

Og

 

[Guest]

Maybe it's what I'm thinking that's tickling - or can I project body parts that far...?

Og

Yep, I think you can. I keep jumping in my seat and giving out delighted little yelps.

Lou

 

[oggbashan]

Yep, I think you can. I keep jumping in my seat and giving out delighted little yelps.

Lou

I am pleased to have been of service...

Shall I keep doing it?

Og

 

[sincerely_helene]

Upon reflection, I'm rather embarassed too. Where is the farkin delete button on this thing?

 

[matriarch]

I wasn't embarrassed by it, or for you. I thought I'd wandered into the 'My deepest, most personal secrets revealed.' zone.

I was speechless, the whole time........that's twice in 2 days. A record. Ask anyone.

I didn't dare breathe in case you stopped.

Mat

 

[Guest]

I am pleased to have been of service...

Shall I keep doing it?

Og

Yes, and don't ever stop.

Lou

P.S. Mat:

 

[matriarch]

P.S. Mat:

 

[Guest]

I wish this thread wouldn't keep getting bumped. LOL!

Any chance that we hide it now? Anyboy got any disappearing dust?

Lew hasn't read it yet and he might run screaming if he does.



Lou