Sasquatch is a slut

[parodyluvr75]

http://wakavision.com/this-woman-cl...is-also-having-a-sexual-relationship-with-him

And a deadbeat dad.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/usa-woman-claims-daughter-is-half-sasquatch/

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I really hate that term. "deadbeat dad"

 

[parodyluvr75]

I really hate that term. "deadbeat dad"

^^^sasquatch posing as a cat?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

You can just call me Big Cat.

And let me take care of the kids.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Then you can't be Sasquatch.

 

[girlsmiley]

http://wakavision.com/this-woman-cl...is-also-having-a-sexual-relationship-with-him

And a deadbeat dad.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/usa-woman-claims-daughter-is-half-sasquatch/

Too funny.

'Nunnnsay'

 

[parodyluvr75]

He's a sweet talker.

 

[Aglaopheme]

....and now I shall try to get to sleep counting refrains of:

eeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away

(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)
(A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh)

 

[parodyluvr75]

What I wondering is a lot of reports of Bigfoot say he smells rotten, do these women have no sense of smell?

 

[Colonel Hogan]

All we need to know about this story is in the first sentence of the second graph.

"Nancy Hoggert was tending to her marijuana crop when..."

 

[Aglaopheme]

http://youtu.be/8Gmc6S8Ffws

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://youtu.be/KEkYq0IXTGc

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Okay how do we actually know he's a deadbeat dad? Did this Barbara Smithson ho ever reach out to Sasquatch to tell him that she was pregnant? It takes two to tango and Barbara did say she'd been single for some time, how much lovin' did she get before she met Sasqy??? Apparently not enough to get preggers, that is until Bigfoot came along.

So don't lay everything at Bigfoot's ummm, big feet. Ms. Smithson should take some of the blame for getting pregnant; after all, she was there and a willing participant when conception happened.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/107238006/views/1,width=280,height=280,appearanceId=120.png/i-love-sasquatch-women-s-shirt-choose-a-color-tee_design.png

 

[Eyereadtoo]

http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/v1/compositions/107238006/views/1,width=280,height=280,appearanceId=120.png/i-love-sasquatch-women-s-shirt-choose-a-color-tee_design.png

Changed yer tune about him, huh? From everything I read he is a thorough and sensitive lover so I can see why you'd come around.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I figured you loved him, the way you are defending the Casanova.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

I figured you loved him, the way you are defending the Casanova.

I don't know him, and this particular mammal is of the wrong gender for my sexual preference. He just gets a bad rap all the way around and its seems wrong, especially with these women now coming out trying to bed him.

 

[parodyluvr75]

^^^possible Bigfoot

 

[Bidin~Time]

Just when I'm convinced I can't be surprised...sasquatch