Santorum

[Peregrinator]

Tell me what you think of him.

 

[koalabear]

He owns a Kimber, that's all.

 

[KRCummings]

The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.


Or so I've heard.

 

[piccicatopolka]

Not sure if Santorum's "what if Santorum was aborted?" message is resonating.


Sitcom idea: Santorum stars as a lovable, out of work dad who takes a job as a janitor at a woman's college. Then he's repeatedly raped.


How many Weight Watchers points is a cup of Santorum?

 

[Angellica1612]

I heard on the news last night that he's leading the race in Ohio, and I said, well, crap. True story, though I can't prove it because my dog is the only one who heard me. But he agrees.

 

[Jm J Bullock]

Add two i's to his name and you have the word sanitorium.

 

[bronzeage]

Rick Santorum is the best possible candidate the Democrats could choose.

 

[Peregrinator]

He owns a Kimber, that's all.

Does he? That's a positive.

 

[Kandi]

Tell me what you think of him.

OMG I so hope he's the nominee. Imagine how much better late night TV could be with a little Santorum leaking out every day.

 

[ksmybuttons]

He's sex obsessed.

Most of the Republicans are sex obsessed.

 

[rosco rathbone]

His demeanour is that of a douche. He seems genuinely angry, but in a nerdy way. He's being sold as something he's not--a genuine "social conservative/economic liberal".

 

[Angellica1612]

There's something ironic about that statement on a sex site, don't you think?

Lol...timing is everything, I guess. This was in response to the post about Republicans being sex obsessed. Sorry for not quoting!

 

[Wrong Element]

Fanatics don't get elected president in this country. Even during civil wars and depressions, this just doesn't happen.

 

[Sean]

He and Palin would make a great ticket!

 

[rosco rathbone]

He voted against repeal of Davis Bacon, so he can't be 100% all bad.

 

[koalabear]

Does he? That's a positive.

Yep, guns of the politicians thread around here someplace.

 

[CHNOPS]

The R's have cobbled together a coalition of strange bedfellows. Among them, only the far-right social-C's have been willing to play "you need us" card with any hint of ruthlessness, so they exert disproportionate control.

If they succeed in getting Santorum nominated, it will be their Wheaties/Stadium-naming curse. They'll get to point to the time they elevated one of their own to be their party's poster child...but it will also almost certainly be their last hurrah before the party mainstreamers close ranks on them.

 

[koalabear]

http://news.yahoo.com/favorite-guns-republicans-running-president-152609570.html

Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum has seven guns, spokesman Matt Beynon told The Daily Caller. His favorite, the aide said, is a Kimber 1911 pistol.

 

[Peregrinator]

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[koalabear]

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Looks angry, out of control! Yank his gun permit!

 

[Peregrinator]

http://news.yahoo.com/favorite-guns-republicans-running-president-152609570.html

Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum has seven guns, spokesman Matt Beynon told The Daily Caller. His favorite, the aide said, is a Kimber 1911 pistol.

I still don't understand the fascination with the 1911 platform.

 

[Peregrinator]

Looks angry, out of control! Yank his gun permit!

I made that from this video, which made me laugh until I cried:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js3BYcHmBhE&feature=share

I was disappointed that the subtitles didn't come through.

 

[JoeRockStar]

He owns a Kimber, that's all.

Love my Pro Carry

Not a fan of Santorum, I like some of his points but don't really want anyone uber-religious running my country.

 

[Wok]

Tell me what you think of him.

A social conservative. The current non-Romney with surprising wins. Romney has not clearerd the field, and will lead to 'I told you so's.

 

[CHNOPS]

I made that from this video, which made me laugh until I cried:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js3BYcHmBhE&feature=share

I was disappointed that the subtitles didn't come through.

Holy fuck. Brilliant.

I'm pissed I didn't think of it first.

McGurk effect gone wild.