Santa's Here!

[Jade]

Okay ... so if he really were.. .this early in the year and you sat on his lap... what would you ask for?

I mean REALLY... be selfish... and no cheesy cop-out answers like world peace... not fair!


Personally... I always know just what I want from about Jan thru July... and then a few months later people ask and I am clueless.. "What? Christmas?"

Anyway, now you can just go back to the literotica message board and find out! (Besides... inquiring minds want to know!)

Keep in mind this is Santa and not a genie... so no picking of out-there things.. like "I wish I could fly"... this is not an "I wish" thread.


BTW: No way in hell anyone I know can afford these items but... since I asked ...


I would like a new Backpack ( I mean a "backpack" for the purposes of backpacking. )
Bongo Drums
Tape Recorder
Hula Hoop (hehe.)
A better bicycle than the one I have now.



Okay.. .so they were all terribly selfish as hell... YOUR TURN!! Don't make me feel left out now!

[Edited by Jade on 02-08-2001 at 08:03 AM]

 

[Dillinger]

I'd ask for all the hot women here to take turns sitting in my lap. You can start, jade.

 

[Guest]

I want a new drug, one that don't make me sick.

 

[Expertise]

A new Ford Excursion.

Test drove one while waiting at the dealership the other day. BIG FUCKING TRUCK!!!!

I like 'em. They might be the ultimate in "penis extenders" as vehicles go.LOL

 

[Jade]

Dillinger... we'll see what we can work out.

Expert... yea baby yea!

 

[DriveSouth]

7 days and nights hidden away somewhere with Ms South.

 

[Guest]

Jade

Are you ignoring me?

Damn...just damn.

 

[Jade]

D. South: Awe... how romantic...


Huey... I don't address unregistered users (this will be the only exception since you asked.)
Register like the rest of us and that can change.

 

[Juliangel]

I want to win the lottery.

I want my pre-child birth body back (see picture below I am working on it)

I want a great big off road vehicle (any kind will do) for camping. We love pioneer camping so the further off road the better.

 

[Guest]

Jade

I really figured "damn...just damn" would give it away.

Ambro

 

[April]

Let's see...a plane ticket and a couple of uninterrupted days to spend with someone. Not telling who.

Someone to clean my apartment.

A new job.

A BMW Z3 convertible. With automatic trans.

I want my sex drive back!

And a million dollars for my mother so she can relax and quit bitching about how much stuff costs!

 

[Nobody Special]

April.. doesn't matter how much money you have to stop bitching about hoe much stuff costs.. usually more bitching comes when you have more money, cause then every one wants some.. and I don't meen booty...

But hey Jade My Christmass list starts rather simple.. Just to talk to old freinds that have helped me thru some hard times Just to be able to tell them what is up and to catch up on everything from both sides.

and Hey I still like to play SANTA some times too, Especialy where where the Women of LIT are concerned but you know..... Laurel has to have the first sitting tho...
then you for your suggestion and then the line starts from there...

and Yes there is a special surprise gift for each and every one of you... just Cum over and have a seat...

E

 

[SweetCherry]

3 airplane tickets to New Zealand and enough cash to start over free and clear in a new life and new country. A new computer to learn my techie skills on. A brain to remember what I learn. Oh yeah, and one more thing. Santa, can I PLEASE have a pony? I have been a very good girl this year!!

 

[Jade]

Hehe... Cherry... good one

Nobody... woah!... and yea Laurel can take the lap first

 

[teresafannin]

2 plane tickets to Australia, I have several good friends there & think it would be a good place to make a new start.

 

[Jade]

oh oh... good idea... take me with you!

 

[teresafannin]

In that case, better make it 3 tickets. I have to take my sweetie with me, can't start over without him. He is the one thing I can't ever leave behind.

 

[Earthmuffin]

Santa, baby......

My list:

A new chromed out w/purple metal flake detailing motorcycle.
The leathers to go with aforesaid motorcycle.
A sitter for the munchykins for the weekend so I can put the new 'cycle to good use.
A garage to park the motorcycle in until I can no longer ride it due to age.

Yep I'm feelin' selfish today :->

 

[Svedish_Chef]

oh oh... good idea... take me with you!

What I want most at the moment... is you damn you...

Or have you lost my email too?

Later babe

 

[Xander]

Okay of we're talking big wishes. I want:
Complete digital sound studio
Standard sunburst Gibson SG
About 25 million dollars
A humvee
A Dodge Viper
A 2,5 Ghtz Computer
Pearl 8 piece Drum set
Grand piano
A digitech RP 14 processor
Marshall 4 piece guitar rack
Yamaha digital ZRG synthesizer

But when all comes down to it. All I really want is meeting the triple A's from Lit. And Jade of course. But then again, That's a given

 

[Svedish_Chef]

But when all comes down to it. All I really want is meeting the triple A's from Lit. And Jade of course. But then again, That's a given

The triple A's... Ok have I missed a whole conversation..or is that just me being stupid?

 

[Xander]

Cheffie, the triple A's respresent three people from here. Insider joke, Sorry dude.

 

[pistol pete]

i want a les paul guitar.
a 30 foot cruiser for my beach house in naples fla.
some new skis for my cabin in telluride colorado.
a three foot graphix water bong
a lear jet...
a new fly rod so i can fish for salmon at
my house on quadry island (just north of vancuver)
a helicopter...('cause chicago traffic sux !!!)
trade in my bmw..528i...for an M5.
and a week...with my honey..on a private tropical island..with a full wait staff..and spa attendants.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I wan, I wan, I wan

A bright yellow 1973 corvette stingray, 4 on the floor and 350 cubic inches of V8 fucking grunt
A huge ass Denon home theatre system with big fuck off speakers
A 2.5Ghz PIV with a faster than light internet hook up and a 21inch screen
A month's vacation in east Affrica shooting the wildlife with my brand new Olympis with a 1200mm catadioptric lens
A complete set up for studio photography in my house including models (Lit members come and get it!)
A job that I only need to work 20 hours a week to more than cover all my needs

Pleeeeese?

 

[BlondeBeauty]

One redheaded Lit member headed your way, Juspar...to model of course...*cough*


Nah, you wouldn't want a redhead, would ya? LOL