Santa Molested!!

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DANBURY, Connecticut (AP) -- Santa Claus says that a woman who sat on his lap was naughty, not nice.

A Santa at the Danbury Fair mall said the woman groped him.

"The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint.

Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace. She was released on a promise to appear in court on January 3.

Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the woman was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles.

A call seeking comment from Lamy was answered by a recording Tuesday morning. A woman later called back and said: "It's a false report and I don't have any idea."

Police did not give the name of the disconcerted Santa, but they said he is 65 and felt badly because children were waiting to see him. "He was apparently shocked and embarrassed by the whole incident," Myles said.

A man who teaches hundreds of prospective Santas a year -- "Santa Tim" Connaghan, president of RealSantas.com -- said he's never heard of a similar incident, though it's not unusual for adults to want to pose with Santa.

"I've had some very nice ladies sit on my lap," said Connaghan, who did not train the Danbury Fair Santa. "Once in a while they'll say 'I hope Mrs. Claus isn't going to be upset.' You have to be discreet and kind and say 'Oh no, she'll be OK. You can sit here, but only for one photo."'

A spokeswoman for Cherry Hill Photo, the company that coordinates Santas for Danbury Fair, declined to comment Tuesday.

I sure do miss being back home this time of year... Woman on crutches molests Santa..... Who need " A Christmas Carol"????



-KC

 

[Guest]

I sure do miss being back home this time of year... Woman on crutches molests Santa..... Who need " A Christmas Carol"????



-KC

God bless us, every one.

 

[keeblercrumb]

God bless us, every one.

You know I can understand the woman wanting a fat old man.... It is this kind of fetish my life depends on..... but the Santa filing a complaint.... Now THAT I do not understand!!!

Maybe she got off before he did.....

-KC

 

[Anna_Malia75]

He was so asking for it! That cute little beard, the tight little red suit, the hat - If he doesn't want to give her what she wants for Christmas, he should just find another line of work!

 

[Guest]

You know I can understand the woman wanting a fat old man.... It is this kind of fetish my life depends on..... but the Santa filing a complaint.... Now THAT I do not understand!!!

Maybe she got off before he did.....

-KC

It was the children waiting in line and the nonprivacy of the open mall.

If she'd have groped him in a darkened hallway somewhere, things may have turned out differently.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You just know he's gotta be queer or the woman looks like Sarah.

 

[Carnevil9]

She just wanted to know what was in Santa's sack.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I sexually assaulted santa this morning and he didnt complain! Least not yet! *waits to hear sirens*

 

[Tarakin]

I sign in for being Santa! And I want to start that job right now!

 

[3113]

He was so asking for it! That cute little beard, the tight little red suit, the hat - If he doesn't want to give her what she wants for Christmas, he should just find another line of work!

Agreed. Not to mention the fact that he's telling everyone he's giving out free gifts and telling them to sit on his lap and whisper their most secret wishes into his ear! Asking for it indeed!

I sure do miss being back home this time of year... Woman on crutches molests Santa..... Who need " A Christmas Carol"????

And what lesson did you learn from this valuable Christmas story?

 

[tickledkitty]

And what lesson did you learn from this valuable Christmas story?

You better be good, for goodness sake?

 

[TxRad]

You better be good, for goodness sake?

or Good at it.

 

[Oblimo]

I guess tugging his beard just doesn't cut it for some people anymore.

(Oy, there's an image: a Santa suit that comes with false hair, beard...and a merkin.)