Samandiriel.....

[Guest]

No, I'm done with China, you're next.

i love to tease CD
(call it Pat...is it a boy? is it a girl?...its PAT!)

who lurves ya baby?

 

[Samandiriel]

i love to tease CD
(call it Pat...is it a boy? is it a girl?...its PAT!)

who lurves ya baby?

Should this mean something to me?

 

[Samandiriel]

Just toss me aside as soon ans some other peice of tail comes walking along.... *harumph*

Don't be such a little bitch...until I say so at least.

 

[Guest]

Should this mean something to me?

theres a song
hemaphrodite
by stephen lynch... very appropos.

should it mean anything to you? naw... innies/outies... it dont mattah nun

 

[Samandiriel]

theres a song
hemaphrodite
by stephen lynch... very appropos.

should it mean anything to you? naw... innies/outies... it dont mattah nun

You're precious, can I pet you?

 

[Guest]

You're precious, can I pet you?

do you like biting?
its really the only way to go.

 

[Samandiriel]

do you like biting?
its really the only way to go.

Can I show you my fangs?

 

[Guest]

Can I show you my fangs?

you can show me anything you wish.
i dont scare easy...ask Lucky...
but goddamn she bites HARD...mmmmmmmmm

 

[Samandiriel]

you can show me anything you wish.
i dont scare easy...ask Lucky...
but goddamn she bites HARD...mmmmmmmmm

I at least hope she's had her shots.

 

[Guest]

I at least hope she's had her shots.

shes immune to the rabies by now.

so, do you shake it more than three times?


you do know what that means, dont you ?

 

[Samandiriel]

shes immune to the rabies by now.

so, do you shake it more than three times?


you do know what that means, dont you ?

Distemper???

No, but why don't you come over here and tell me while I smack you around.

 

[Guest]

Distemper???

No, but why don't you come over here and tell me while I smack you around.

suddenly feel like sargent shultz.. but that might be a bit of an old reference for such a young pup like you...

kiss me anyway and ill leave you alone

 

[Samandiriel]

suddenly feel like sargent shultz.. but that might be a bit of an old reference for such a young pup like you...

kiss me anyway and ill leave you alone

I very well versed in the ways of the world and I know who Shultz is.

Did I say you could leave?

 

[Guest]

I very well versed in the ways of the world and I know who Shultz is.

Did I say you could leave?

it was susan, my other voice
she told me to say that. i swear she gets me into all sorts of trouble.
that bitch!

 

[Samandiriel]

it was susan, my other voice
she told me to say that. i swear she gets me into all sorts of trouble.
that bitch!

I hate when they make you bump off 7-11's and send money to tele-evangelists.

 

[Guest]

I hate when they make you bump off 7-11's and send money to tele-evangelists.

but but but
pat robertson...hes hairy like ani-mal...ggrrrr baby grrrr

 

[Samandiriel]

but but but
pat robertson...hes hairy like ani-mal...ggrrrr baby grrrr

Jerry Falwell is sick, I sent him $5.35...and a get well card with the Teletubbies on it.

 

[china-doll]

but but but
pat robertson...hes hairy like ani-mal...ggrrrr baby grrrr

That statement is just so wrong on so many levels.

 

[Guest]

That statement is just so wrong on so many levels.

spank you, spank you very much.

hey....i like the teletubbies
it was mr. rogers who scared the bejezus outta me...

im mean honestly!
"wouldnt you like to be my neighbor too?"
no!...put your shoes and sweater back on you scary corpse!

 

[Samandiriel]

That statement is just so wrong on so many levels.

It's the fever talking.

 

[Samandiriel]

spank you, spank you very much.

hey....i like the teletubbies
it was mr. rogers who scared the bejezus outta me...

im mean honestly!
"wouldnt you like to be my neighbor too?"
no!...put your shoes and sweater back on you scary corpse!

I could handle Mr. Rogers, it was those puppets that spooked me. Why did lady Elaine Fairchild look like an alcoholic bordello owner?

 

[china-doll]

spank you, spank you very much.

hey....i like the teletubbies
it was mr. rogers who scared the bejezus outta me...

im mean honestly!
"wouldnt you like to be my neighbor too?"
no!...put your shoes and sweater back on you scary corpse!

HEY! Don't pick on Mr. Rogers!

 

[Guest]

I could handle Mr. Rogers, it was those puppets that spooked me. Why did lady Elaine Fairchild look like an alcoholic bordello owner?

excuse me!
thats my grandma youre talking about!
hrmf!

 

[Guest]

HEY! Don't pick on Mr. Rogers!

no, i wont dahlink...
was he cremated?
ohboythevaliumiskickingin.

 

[Samandiriel]

excuse me!
thats my grandma youre talking about!
hrmf!

I should have guessed.