Samandiriel.....

[RebeccaLeah]

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Sorry sweetie, that just looks like someone getting hit in the back of the head with a frying pan to me.

 

[SweetVA]

Sorry sweetie, that just looks like someone getting hit in the back of the head with a frying pan to me.

Well..... SOME people are in to stuff like that.....

(it would probably be much more clear if smileys had bottoms)

VA

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Well..... SOME people are in to stuff like that.....

(it would probably be much more clear if smileys had bottoms)

VA

Once I saw a smiley that actually bent over, it's face was down....that was much easier to get.

I love getting my ass slapped red.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Once I saw a smiley that actually bent over, it's face was down....that was much easier to get.

I love getting my ass slapped red.

Ahem....care to explain this????

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Ahem....care to explain this????

Which part darling?
The smiley I believe was a Min....
The other part you already knew.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Which part darling?
The smiley I believe was a Min....
The other part you already knew.

Smart ass.......taken two ways.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Smart ass.......taken two ways.

 

[Samandiriel]

I've worked very hard over the last couple of weeks - on all kinds of social justice-type stuff. And I'm very tired and frustrated and I wanted to say...

You've renewed my faith in humankind.

Thank you.

Now, please get back to the licking and spanking.
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue12.gif http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/noughty/spank.gif

I wanna watch!
http://www.naughtyfiles.net/forums/images/smilies/SmilieLibrary/peekaboo.gif

Oh, and Sam? Since this IS your thread... This one's for you! http://www.naughtyfiles.net/forums/images/smilies/SmilieLibrary/116.gif

VA
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I can quite appreciate the flash along with the other assorted bits of tawdry innuendo and balant perversity.

I think I'll decorate while I'm in here.....I'm thinking something in ....black.

 

[Guest]

I can quite appreciate the flash along with the other assorted bits of tawdry innuendo and balant perversity.

I think I'll decorate while I'm in here.....I'm thinking something in ....black.

black is so passe.
if you do, ill just come in here with the gay pride flag and decorate after you...

 

[Samandiriel]

black is so passe.
if you do, ill just come in here with the gay pride flag and decorate after you...

That was meant to scare me ,right?

Are you still infected?

 

[Guest]

That was meant to scare me ,right?

Are you still infected?

no, i couldnt scare anything but a straight, narrow minded woman.

its worse... 101 now and scarily... im just really intrigued by it. ill be crying soon's it gets up to 102.
im such a baby

 

[Samandiriel]

no, i couldnt scare anything but a straight, narrow minded woman.

its worse... 101 now and scarily... im just really intrigued by it. ill be crying soon's it gets up to 102.
im such a baby

I doubt that.

Have you tried an alcohol rub?

 

[The_Fool]

no, i couldnt scare anything but a straight, narrow minded woman.

its worse... 101 now and scarily... im just really intrigued by it. ill be crying soon's it gets up to 102.
im such a baby

You just want the attention......

 

[Guest]

no to the alcohol rub... id rather drink it than rub it on me. just call me Mrs. Dukakis (sp)

and
yes, if i could get some attention right now, id be amazingly happy...
went to work today and im feeling like a gutted fish left in the sun to rot.
if not better by tomorrow, will seek professional help. besides the shrink im sure you think i need to see.

 

[Samandiriel]

no to the alcohol rub... id rather drink it than rub it on me. just call me Mrs. Dukakis (sp)

and
yes, if i could get some attention right now, id be amazingly happy...
went to work today and im feeling like a gutted fish left in the sun to rot.
if not better by tomorrow, will seek professional help. besides the shrink im sure you think i need to see.

Yes, it's stinky but it will bring down your fever.

and as attractive as the gutted fish thing sounds, a doctor may be advisable...or just get really drunk and drown the little bastard.

 

[Guest]

Yes, it's stinky but it will bring down your fever.

and as attractive as the gutted fish thing sounds, a doctor may be advisable...or just get really drunk and drown the little bastard.

i shall seek help
when i feel better...hows that for being obstinate?
seriously cant afford to be ill so i will go tomorrow unless i feel hugely better.
thing is
i hate seeing my doctor cuz...
working with him was enough wasnt it? i mean how much torture should i endure?
bamboo shoots anyone?

 

[The_Fool]

i shall seek help
when i feel better...hows that for being obstinate?
seriously cant afford to be ill so i will go tomorrow unless i feel hugely better.
thing is
i hate seeing my doctor cuz...
working with him was enough wasnt it? i mean how much torture should i endure?
bamboo shoots anyone?

Fluids (water and juice), tylenol and sleep. If you don't get better, then ask for an antibiotic. If it's a virus, they'll tell you to go home, drink plenty of fluids, take tylenol for the fever, get some rest and wear it out.

 

[Samandiriel]

i shall seek help
when i feel better...hows that for being obstinate?
seriously cant afford to be ill so i will go tomorrow unless i feel hugely better.
thing is
i hate seeing my doctor cuz...
working with him was enough wasnt it? i mean how much torture should i endure?
bamboo shoots anyone?

Okay.........stop being a little bitch and get yourself fixed. I hate tormenting the old and infirmed and I feel you are both.

 

[Guest]

Okay.........stop being a little bitch and get yourself fixed. I hate tormenting the old and infirmed and I feel you are both.

bitch
but i say that with love and affection as only those who are old and infirmed do. just write about me when im gone...feel free to embelish, ive led a boring life.


fool baby...
thank you.. am infusing liquids and tylenol as fast as my body will allow. im sure its just virus my thoughtful youngest brought home to me... i cant ever say she never gave me anything.

 

[Samandiriel]

bitch
but i say that with love and affection as only those who are old and infirmed do. just write about me when im gone...feel free to embelish, ive led a boring life.

I can do my own version of Tales from the Crypt. I hope you don't mind Ghouish Murder and Mayhem.......They are my lawyers, I want you to sign a waiver.

 

[Guest]

I can do my own version of Tales from the Crypt. I hope you don't mind Ghouish Murder and Mayhem.......They are my lawyers, I want you to sign a waiver.

awesome... i see a pulitzer in your future.
ill sign nuffin and youll like it.

 

[Samandiriel]

awesome... i see a pulitzer in your future.
ill sign nuffin and youll like it.

Sorry I read that as muffin....I like that too.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

...feel free to embelish, ive led a boring life.

HA! You obviously haven't seen my life... or lack there of.

 

[Guest]

Sorry I read that as muffin....I like that too.

are you inferring that your muffin is signable?
how did you teach it to do that?!

 

[Samandiriel]

are you inferring that your muffin is signable?
how did you teach it to do that?!

I'll never tell.