Samandiriel.....

[Guest]

I'll never tell.

thats a girl!
evelyn woods told and look what it did to her.
i could have this wrong, btw...
*pardon obscure 80's reference to speed reading guru... i know youre young, you whipper snapper*

 

[Samandiriel]

thats a girl!
evelyn woods told and look what it did to her.
i could have this wrong, btw...
*pardon obscure 80's reference to speed reading guru... i know youre young, you whipper snapper*

I love old drunks.

 

[Guest]

I love old drunks.

i make no qualms about it
grey goose an' me.. we're best buddies

 

[Samandiriel]

i make no qualms about it
grey goose an' me.. we're best buddies

I like Minsue too.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I like Minsue too.

Damn you're quick.

 

[Guest]

Damn you're quick.

theres something to be said about being FAST

 

[cheerful_deviant]

theres something to be said about being FAST

I'm not fast, but I have endurance.

 

[Guest]

I'm not fast, but I have endurance.

its a great deodorant.
we all thank you.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

its a great deodorant.
we all thank you.

Damn... I can't think of a good comeback to that one.

 

[Guest]

Damn... I can't think of a good comeback to that one.

i still lurve ya

 

[cheerful_deviant]

i still lurve ya

Glad to hear it.

 

[Guest]

I'm not fast, but I have endurance.

I'm not fast either. Just half fast.

 

[Dar~]

I'm fast and easy.

 

[Samandiriel]

I'm fast and easy.

I'm slow and methodic.

 

[Guest]

I'm slow and methodic.

either like a surgeon
or
the elderly.

 

[Samandiriel]

either like a surgeon
or
the elderly.

Iron maiden.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Iron maiden.

What? An old ex British prime minister????

 

[Guest]

Iron maiden.

hrm... i thought the iron maiden was a torture device...
spike lined human shaped box
when it closed
the inhabitant was impaled.

 

[Samandiriel]

hrm... i thought the iron maiden was a torture device...
spike lined human shaped box
when it closed
the inhabitant was impaled.

You're point is?

Hello Goldie, hear you're museum lurking with Mat...I'm very jealous.

 

[Guest]

You're point is?

Hello Goldie, hear you're museum lurking with Mat...I'm very jealous.

being impaled can be fun...
however...not quite in that fashion
call me a kill joy.

 

[Samandiriel]

being impaled can be fun...
however...not quite in that fashion
call me a kill joy.

I see you're feeling better...kill joy.

 

[Guest]

I see you're feeling better...kill joy.

im getting there, bitch.. thank you
spent a couple hours in the ER this morning
have bronchitis and laryngitis. no biggie.. i think by tomorrow ill turn the corner. or die.. either way, it will be what itll be.

how was your night, slag?

 

[Samandiriel]

im getting there, bitch.. thank you
spent a couple hours in the ER this morning
have bronchitis and laryngitis. no biggie.. i think by tomorrow ill turn the corner. or die.. either way, it will be what itll be.

how was your night, slag?

Sorry to hear about your illness, especially that it's not lethal.

Oh the usual, howling at the moon, bloodletting and bingo.

 

[Guest]

Sorry to hear about your illness, especially that it's not lethal.

Oh the usual, howling at the moon, bloodletting and bingo.

i felt certain that it would be but then again...we cant always get what we want, now can we?

i like playing bloodletting bingo...but the elderly seem to passout from loss of blood... and then its a mess.. and i certainly dont have patience for that.
there was a solar eclipse yesterday i think... im sure you were impeaded by that phenomina

 

[Samandiriel]

i felt certain that it would be but then again...we cant always get what we want, now can we?

i like playing bloodletting bingo...but the elderly seem to passout from loss of blood... and then its a mess.. and i certainly dont have patience for that.
there was a solar eclipse yesterday i think... im sure you were impeaded by that phenomina

I love the elderly, especially the demented ones with big pensions...do you fit that catagory???

I watched the eclipse but it was too dark so I took off my sunglasses