Saints You Never Knew Existed.

[Saint Valentine]

Taken from here:

http://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/patronnf.htm

Erasmus, Saint of Abdominal Pains.

 

[Saint Valentine]

Bernadine Siena, Saint of Advertising.

 

[Saint Valentine]

Joseph of Cupertino, Saint of Air Travelers.

 

[honeylick]

where is the saint of lustful desires?

-wink-

 

[Saint Valentine]

where is the saint of lustful desires?

-wink-

Do they make saints out of sinners?

 

[honeylick]

maybe just an honorable mention or two for a fallen angel...

 

[Saint Valentine]

Amand, Saint of Bartenders.

 

[Saint Valentine]

Bonaventure, Saint of Bowel Disorders.

 

[Saint Valentine]

maybe just an honorable mention or two for a fallen angel...

I picture it more like you sauntered downward rather than fell.

 

[Epiphany]

St. John of Nipples?


ohhh....NAPLES....my bad

 

[Saint Valentine]

Notkar Balbulus, Saint of Stammering Children.

 

[Epiphany]

Notkar Balbulus, Saint of Stammering Children.

wtf? that's a trick! the kids aren't stammering....they're just trying to figure out how the hell to say that name!

 

[Saint Valentine]

St. John of Nipples?


ohhh....NAPLES....my bad

No. Not bad at all.

 

[Epiphany]

I think I'll stalk you....I like your threads

 

[Saint Valentine]

wtf? that's a trick! the kids aren't stammering....they're just trying to figure out how the hell to say that name!

I think you are invoking all the stammering here.

 

[Saint Valentine]

I think I'll stalk you....I like your threads

My first stalker. I'm flattered.

 

[Epiphany]

My first stalker. I'm flattered.

I hope you don't mind?

 

[Saint Valentine]

I hope you don't mind?

Not at all.

 

[Saint Valentine]

Eligius, Saint of Gas Station Workers.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Mary, Catherine and monica sure get around don't they?

 

[Liontamr]

The Saints of New Orleans??

Oh right.. with three weeks left in the season they did disapear from playoff existance!

 

[Pyper]

When I was trying to choose a saint's name for my confirmation I ran across Fiacre: saint of hemorrhoids and cab drivers.

 

[Saint Valentine]

When I was trying to choose a saint's name for my confirmation I ran across Fiacre: saint of hemorrhoids and cab drivers.

The Catholic Church has too much time on it's hands.

 

[Eve32]

I was always told there was a Saint for everything. I never believed until now. And now I'm moving far away from this thread, as I'm sure a lightning bolt is about to hit it.

 

[Pyper]

My patron is Dymphna, saint of the demonically possessed.