Saggy Ball Men Should Have The Same Stigma

[TN_Vixen]

in my opinon. I mean, if your ballsack hangs low, women should have the right to ridicule and make smart-ass comments as well.

 

[Problem Child]

saggy ballsackness is no sin.

 

[TN_Vixen]

saggy ballsackness is no sin.

I never said it was a sin, I just insinuated that floppy tits & floppy balls should be in the same category. heh

 

[capricious_chic]

You mean they aren't?

 

[Problem Child]

I never said it was a sin, I just insinuated that floppy tits & floppy balls should be in the same category. heh

No, because the ballsack is one entitty.

 

[hockeymandan]

well yeah, but its a little harder to tell if someone has saggy ballsackness.

 

[Cheyenne]

Vixen! PC is going to be mad at you telling his secrets to the board.

 

[Shadowann2]

One of my husband's balls hangs way lower than the other one and I give him shit about it all the time. I only do it because I know it bugs him!...lol

 

[Marxist]

You mean some dudes have PERKY ball sacs? How fucked is that...

 

[TN_Vixen]

Vixen! PC is going to be mad at you telling his secrets to the board.

I said nothing about his ballsack, he just jumped into the fray with his own opinion, rather defensively I might add... heh

 

[Problem Child]

saggy hackey-sackey shaggy ballsackness. It's a silly shame.

 

[The Tin Drum]

in my opinon. I mean, if your ballsack hangs low, women should have the right to ridicule and make smart-ass comments as well.

Or they could turn down the furnace.

 

[TN_Vixen]

You mean some dudes have PERKY ball sacs? How fucked is that...

Get over yourself. Ballsacks have many levels...

Those that hang reaaaaaaaaaaaaallly low
Those that hang semi-low
Those that just hang
Those that hang with attitude
Those that hang with perkiness

It's all relative

 

[Problem Child]

We could rest our saggy nutsacks on 5 lb. blocks of ice all night if the excessive sagginess of our sacks upsets you intensely.

 

[Shadowann2]

Oh, Do your balls hang low,
Do they wobble to and frow,
Can you tie them in a knot,
Can you tie them in a bow,
Can you throw them over your shoulder,
Like a continental boulder,
DO YOUR BALLS HANG LOW?

 

[TN_Vixen]

We could rest our saggy nutsacks on 5 lb. blocks of ice all night if the excessive sagginess of our sacks upsets you intensely.

In fact, I like saggy ballsacks. They tend to slap quite nicely on the clit in certain positions.

I never said I was against saggy ballsacks at all.

 

[Mischka]

Edited because I didn't see that Shadwann posted the exact same thing, two posts up.

 

[Problem Child]

In fact, I like saggy ballsacks. They tend to slap quite nicely on the clit in certain positions.

I never said I was against saggy ballsacks at all.

I will purchase an 18" bungee cord and loop it around my nutsack and attach the other end to my accelerator pedal.

This will show my love for you.

If you need more love, I'll drive on the freeway.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I will purchase an 18" bungee cord and loop it around my nutsack and attach the other end to my accelerator pedal.

This will show my love for you.

If you need more love, I'll drive on the freeway.

No need for the bungee nor the freeway, I happen to like your ballsack just like it is. However, I am quite moved by the fact you'd actually DO such behavior.

 

[Problem Child]

No need for the bungee nor the freeway, I happen to like your ballsack just like it is. However, I am quite moved by the fact you'd actually DO such behavior.

Bailing wire and a shot put?

 

[TN_Vixen]

Bailing wire and a shot put?

potato gun & fishing line.

 

[Problem Child]

potato gun & fishing line.

So you think it would be more convenient for you if my nuts were in, say, the neighbors pasture?

 

[TN_Vixen]

So you think it would be more convenient for you if my nuts were in, say, the neighbors pasture?

LMAO.... no, not really, but I thought we were discussing things on a theoretical level. Your nuts, in essence (no pun intended), are of primo importance to me.

We may be splitting hairs... or rather, splitting genitalia at this point, don't you think?

 

[seXieleXie]

you two are so cute it makes me sick

 

[Problem Child]

whew.