RUMORS

[Savage Kitten]

I was wondering why.. oh why.. don't we ever see any rumors here about Literotica members?? ohhhhhh i dunno... just seems like it would add some spice to our lil Daytime Drama thingy

You know what I heard?? Someone shot LASHER! yes.. and ummmm he hasn't been seen around in a couple of days has he?? nooo.. he has so many enemas OOPS I mean ENEMIES it could have been anyone one of YOU *raising eyebrow suspiciously*

~Leaning closer to You~ so.. I told You mine.. now tell me yours! I swear.. I won't tell a soul! *sly grin*

 

[Never]

*chuckles softly* Pssst.
Anyone know where Flagg is? I think I do..
*whisper* He's carrying Deb's baby! *eyes big like saucers* Just you wait.. nine months after he/she left Crystal will return with a little 'surprise' for the all knowing one.

 

[April]

*leaning close to Savage Kitten to whisper in her ear*

Guess what I heard! It's absolutely shocking! Expertise and April have been seen flirting and thread hopping! *gasp*
The other Literoticans are simply scandalized.

Such behavior from April, who seems so nice! She's also been rumored to be Catwoman.

And Expertise. Well, he seems so nice and intelligent. Whatever would he be doing with the likes of her, I ask you? I also heard that he's trying to start a harem in the New Auction thread by bidding on Jade, Simply Southern, and April.

What is the Literotica neighborhood coming to?

 

[Savage Kitten]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

*squeals with delite* No way girl! go on.. ya can't stop there.. who's the daddy?? errrr.. i mean momma.. ummmm

 

[Nicole]

I have one for you ....

Nicole and Havocman are having an Affair ... Well so Cheyenne and Isabella say so.

Last update .... Nicole seen furiously denying this, as Rosebud chases her away from the auction beating her for bidding against her for him.

Was this what you wanted???

Angel and I will have to get together again for this thread now.

 

[Savage Kitten]

oh oh mmmmmm oh!

*leaning close to Savage Kitten to whisper in her ear*

Guess what I heard! It's absolutely shocking!
What is the Literotica neighborhood coming to?

Girl.. let me tell you what! They ain't as all pure as they seem to be anymore.. why.. when I was a young girl, you wore white cause you were white *whisperin softly* 'virginal'.... all the way around... if ya know what I mean *giving her an understanding nod of my head*

[Edited by Savage Kitten on 08-17-2000 at 11:43 PM]

 

[Savage Kitten]

well....

I have one for you ....

Nicole and Havocman are having an Affair

old news is better than no news!! *wink* hehe

 

[Nicole]

Just curious here ....

What would you all do if this was true???

Enquiring minds want to know

 

[Savage Kitten]

*shrugs*

Just curious here ....

What would you all do if this was true???

Enquiring minds want to know

sell it to the tabloids of course!! damn.. come to think of it.. i could probally make big $$ even if it isn't true *sly grin* yeah...

 

[Morgoth]

I have an absolutely incredible one. Some dude named Morgoth is going to take over either this or another dimension.(Don't start it) Anyway, that's just what I heard.

 

[scylis]

i've got two things to report...
first off, i hear that Melody Lane is one sexy lass...
and second, i heard Lasher was abducted by aliens and probed anally for hours...

 

[Savage Kitten]

i heard Lasher was abducted by aliens and probed anally for hours...

oh yeah?? good one.. I guess it was all a hoax then (the shoot out).. just so his mighty mythical one could make a grand entrance.. probally stating he had amnesia and don't recall getting it in the bum by some alien scientifical type things... or something like that.....

 

[Guest]

I heard Expertise is really an alien and he knows Elvis!
I heard Earthmuffin and KillerMuffin are long lost twins!
I heard Creamylady turns into a wolf when the moon is full!
I won't tell you what I heard about Siren but it involved mud shrip and a lobster!
Think that's bad? Jeff killed Lasher? They have the Simpson DNA to prove it!
And Slut_boy? He once hacked into the supercomputer at the pentagon and had all the white panties in the laundry shipped to this house!

Nevertheless, those are secrets so you can't tell anyone.

 

[Savage Kitten]

*eyes wide*

Nevertheless, those are secrets so you can't tell anyone.

ohhhhhh I promise I won't tell them, Never! I mean... I wil never tell them, I am not never

 

[scylis]

i also heard Prince changed his name again... this time to a large, phallic-looking thing...

wait... that's not a rumor about anybody here... uuhhh... shit... rrr...

sorry...
that's all i got...

 

[scylis]

oh, wait!!!

i hear Never's a transexual three-toed sloth...
i also hear that scylis guy was formerly a high-prices assassin, and that HE was the shooter on the grassy knoll.. got there in a time machine, he did...

 

[Morgoth]

I heard that you should read th emotional Russian Sub post wriiten by that Morgoth dude, by the way, who is he?

 

[Savage Kitten]

*screws up face* really?

thats not what I heard.. I heard that scylis character was actually role-playing as Micheal Jackson's pet monkey and that he gave up the job when Micheal refused to retrieve the glove he lost when he had his hand up the monkey's... errrr.. I think that is one I swore I wouldn't tell... My bad

 

[scylis]

i think that was some other scylis, not the loser that comes here...

 

[Savage Kitten]

ok I WILL ADMIT!

at 3am in the morning my brain IS a bit WHACKED! but come on .. you have to admit.. this is DAMNED funny!!! hehe... so I got 3 hrs sleep... SO i feel like a zombie.. SO i got a million things to do today!! I WANT SOME MORE RUMORS!! come on you silly people... don't make me go find ... THE NEWBIES!!

 

[Gingersnap]

I heard that Deborah was "training" Lasher.

 

[scylis]

i hear she was training him on the alien ship..

 

[April]

You mean Deborah's an alien? OMG
Say it ain't so!

 

[Deborah]

Gingersnap, that's not a rumor, that's a fact.

I must say though that Lasher's wife has done a mighty fine job. He calls her Mistress Lashes (right, Lashes). As slut_boy once said, "Hey Lash, what's up with the Mistress thing?)

Lasher already admitted I taught him everything he knows about God. Now I'm "training" him how to be a crazy fucking bitch. You pay attention here Lasher. This is called the "Ugh!!!" lesson. It's an anal thing. And that Sparky dude is next if he doesn't quit sucking himself.

 

[Expertise]

Scylis I warned you!

Hey "E"! Get that bagel gun that we took from Roland before we turned him in to goo.

We got us an Earth Boy with loose lips.

Whattya' mean you don't have any ammo....you been blasting TV's again ya' fat bastard!

Get outta' that F#^*ing jumpsuit and cape too... you'll look like a freak going in to the Piggly Wiggly for ammo in that thing....