Rule Number One for Heterosexual Men.

[JazzManJim]

Don't hit on lesbians. They're never going to renounce their feelings all of the sudden when confronted with the spectre of your hairy ass and stunning testosterone-laden self.

It just ain't going to happen.

 

[J.B.]

so glad you understand

 

[christophe]

my wife was a lesbain ...but one look at me she converted.....and it was because of my hairy ass......yeah right in my dreams!

 

[RawHumor]

Bob & Tom

That reminds me. Bob & Tom had a comedian on this morning who sang a song "I wish my wife was just a little bit lesbian".

It was SOOO funny. Of course, he meant "bi" but it was still funny.

 

[sexy-girl]

jazz jim true ... but i can still like guys and hanging out with guys and chatting with them


on and by the way just for the people that are about to post there is no such thing as a male lesbian

 

[caligula]

my wife was a lesbain ...but one look at me she converted.....and it was because of my hairy ass......yeah right in my dreams!

Hey! Hey!

 

[sunstruck]

Wise move Jim.

On that note, yesterday was International Transvestite Day (or a simlar title I can't remember) here in P-town and there were a lot more women who like to dress as men there than in any previous year.

It was wierd though becuase I never considered women who like to wear baggy jeans and flannel as transvestites. I just considered them butch, but apparently that's not always the case.

*shrug*

 

[bknight2602]

Don't hit on lesbians. They're never going to renounce their feelings all of the sudden when confronted with the spectre of your hairy ass and stunning testosterone-laden self.

It just ain't going to happen.

But they don't wear signs, after the rebuff, just walk away!

 

[BgMma]

Re: Bob & Tom

That reminds me. Bob & Tom had a comedian on this morning who sang a song "I wish my wife was just a little bit lesbian".

It was SOOO funny. Of course, he meant "bi" but it was still funny.

I love Bob and Tom!

 

[Kitte]

Wise move Jim.

On that note, yesterday was International Transvestite Day (or a simlar title I can't remember) here in P-town and there were a lot more women who like to dress as men there than in any previous year.

It was wierd though becuase I never considered women who like to wear baggy jeans and flannel as transvestites. I just considered them butch, but apparently that's not always the case.

*shrug*

Hey your in Ptown!

I havent been down in years! Im just west of boston, and why werent you at the CT lit together!

 

[Guest]

 

[JazzManJim]

jazz jim true ... but i can still like guys and hanging out with guys and chatting with them

Well sure you can. I'm just kind of saying that if I were to hit on you, I shouldn't be horribly disappoinited if you declined.

 

[sunstruck]

Hey your in Ptown!

I havent been down in years! Im just west of boston, and why werent you at the CT lit together!

LMAO. You'd sooner catch my ass at a Yankee game. People get too freaky at those Lit togethers. Just not for me hon. OH, and I don't live in P-town, I work here. It is my favorite town in New England though.

 

[SINthysist]

But I shave my ass and look great in garters...

 

[CoolidgEffect]

If I keep my hair ass to myself, can I flirt with sexy-girl?

 

[SINthysist]

...and DON'T get me started on my man-boobs!

 

[SINthysist]

AND CRY?

I can cry like Bill Clinton on Oprah...

Like a Republican writing a charity check...

 

[Guest]

 

[celiaKitten]

Re: Bob & Tom

That reminds me. Bob & Tom had a comedian on this morning who sang a song "I wish my wife was just a little bit lesbian".

It was SOOO funny. Of course, he meant "bi" but it was still funny.

I love Bob&Tom .. the new cd is on my Christmas list. *hoping the enormous penis song is on it*

 

[Lancecastor]

Photographer Ansel Adams says to learn the rules, then learn how to break them.

Real artisanship therein dwells.

Successfully breaking Rule Number One is a rare and joyous treat.

Lance

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

OK, you folks may not believe this but it's a true story. A lesbian friend of mine kept hitting on me one night, saying she wanted to try some cock. She teased me all night long. The more we drank, the hornier I got. We ended up in bed fooling around. It pretty much ranks up there with a bloopers video. She kept laughing the whole time. She attempted to give a blowjob, I couldnt even get semi-erect. Of course the one-liners were flying like crazy. She wouldnt let me go down on her, saying this was her penis night. I guess our chemicals were wrong or something. We ended up smoking some grass and playing video games. Moral of the story? Beats me. I probably had more fun not having an orgasm with my lesbian friend than I woulda had I taken home some woman I didn't really like.

 

[Guest]

 

[SINthysist]

...wrong side...

 

[Rex1960]

Once upon a time Hanns_Schmidt...

 

[Mountain Man]

Hey!

My ass isn't hairy......

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But i agree with JMJ