Rude things animals do

[Ellies_adventures]

So turkeys 'gobble', pigs 'squeal', what other interesting antics do animals get up to?

 

[AwkwardlySet]

You might have mistaken this for an elementary school forum.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

You might have mistaken this for an elementary school forum.

I was expecting the responses to be more like chickens get clucky or snakes like to shed their layers

 

[StillStunned]

Why did the bull rush?
Because he saw the cow slip!

Hahaha!

 

[FrancesScott]

You might have mistaken this for an elementary school forum.

Easy to make that mistake based on how some of the kids behave.

 

[FrancesScott]

So turkeys 'gobble', pigs 'squeal', what other interesting antics do animals get up to?

Pussies purr.

 

[LisaMayTurner]

I used to work in a stables. Horses do many things when they are brushed and groomed.

 

[ThatNewGuy]

My dog will stretch out across the entire couch and then sigh with annoyance when I try to sit down. Very uncouth.

 

[StillStunned]

Once I rued the day.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

It's healthy for camels to have a good hump

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

I used to ...

Things you should keep to yourself.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

My dog will stretch out across the entire couch and then sigh with annoyance when I try to sit down. Very uncouth.

The worst thing about dogs is they can livk their own Dicks, now I dint know about anyone else here, but I sure as hell can't do that

 

[LisaMayTurner]

Things you should keep to yourself.

I have done, but it's natural for them to do what they do.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

I have done, but it's natural for them to do what they do.

Any volunteers for brushing the horses tomorrow?
@LisaMayTurner , again? Well thank you, you've been brushing them every day since you came here

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Snails. Always leaving snail trails....

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Rhinos, horny buggers

 

[SimonDoom]

Gerbils scream, "Dear God, not the tubel!"

 

[SimonDoom]

The worst thing about dogs is they can livk their own Dicks, now I dint know about anyone else here, but I sure as hell can't do that

The old joke goes, "Why do dogs lick their balls?" "Because they can."

 

[LisaMayTurner]

The old joke goes, "Why do dogs lick their balls?" "Because they can."

I used to know a golf guy who said that licking his own balls made his game more exciting.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Leeches know how to suck really well

 

[Ellies_adventures]

I used to know a golf guy who said that licking his own balls made his game more exciting.

Strange game golf though, you are meant to take the pole out of the hole so you can get your balls in there

 

[SimonDoom]

I used to know a golf guy who said that licking his own balls made his game more exciting.

It's sure as hell better than having them struck hard by a 9 iron.

 

[SimonDoom]

Strange game golf though, you are meant to take the pole out of the hole so you can get your balls in there

Yeah, and it's a game where fewer strokes are better. That doesn't seem right.

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Yeah, and it's a game where fewer strokes are better. That doesn't seem right.

True but even so, they're a happy mob golfers always walking around with a wood

 

[Ellies_adventures]

I'm going to direct blame at @LisaMayTurner for changing the topic from animal antics to golf ️