Rub me...

[Fly_On_Wall]

*rub rub* *poof*

Hello I am Ifriet the Fire Dijini. I am here to grant you 3 wishes.

what is your wish my master/mistress.

But i warn thee, carfull for which thou wishes, for you just may get it.

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Rub the Magic Bottle, and make your three wishes, you may make them all at once or one at a time, and I shall apear shortly and grant your wish.
So how I see fit

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

First Wish - health

Second Wish - happiness

Third Wish - Love

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Two cows standing in the field the first one says "Moooooo"

Second one says "Bitch, I was going to say that!"

 

[Silverluna]

I wish that I wouldn't see my Ex as someone who I must seduce....just for spite and then leave him...hanging...*sketchy deatails*

I wish that I had someone who could love me for who I am...not who they want me to be....


I wish I could love myself....

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

First Wish - health

Second Wish - happiness

Third Wish - Love

sorry My dear Mistress but you must actualy make a wish, for I know not what you mean when you simply say the work Health. Who's health?, of what? how?

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I wish for the health of my family.

To find happiness & peace with my self

And to find true love...Makes me a dork I am sure...yet it is what i seek...

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I wish that I wouldn't see my Ex as someone who I must seduce....just for spite and then leave him...hanging...*sketchy deatails*

*poof* your wish has been granted. your eyes have been removed now you can no longer see your ex as someone you must seduce

I wish that I had someone who could love me for who I am...not who they want me to be....

*poof* a kitten lands in your lap your wish has been granted

I wish I could love myself....

*poof* your soul is transfered into the body of your lovers, and vice versa your wishes have been granted, you must wait one year before you can use my talents again Mistress. (or a day )

 

[JennyOmanHill]

1. Enough money to pay up all bills (mine and all my close friends).
2. Good health.
3. Love ever after with Oman.
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   Thanks Fly!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I wish for the health of my family.

*poof* your family is well but you become sick and frail

To find happiness & peace with my self

*poof* a second copy of you apears to help you search for happiness & peace

And to find true love...Makes me a dork I am sure...yet it is what i seek...

*poof* you are pregnant, in 9 months you will have somene that loves you truly for you

Your wishes have been Granted Mistress, you must wait one year before you can use my talents again Mistress. (or a day )

 

[pondman]

I wish

truth and happiness for all on lit.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Enough money to pay up all bills (mine and all my close friends).

*poof* A bag of money apears in your arms with a bank logo on it, the cops are now after you

Good health.

*poof* you are in perfect health, but get hit by a car and die in perfect health

Love ever after with Oman.

*poof* Oman is hit by a car too you are together in the afterlife

Your wishes have been Granted Mistress, you must wait one year before you can use my talents again Mistress. (or a day )

 

[Sillyman]

I wish I could have a nice, warm, tasty pizza right now.

I wish the dog would stop shitting on the carpet.

I wish I had a new pair of comfortable shoes.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Fly, you surprise me. In a good way.

I wish to live my own life, make my own choices, and have no regrets.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Re: I wish

truth and happiness for all on lit.

*poof* no one at lit is able to tell a lie
Sorry Master but I could not give you both truth and happyness, for the truth will bring bitterness, and Happiness brings lies.

Your wish has been granted Master, you have two left to provail.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I wish I could have a nice, warm, tasty pizza right now.

*poof* a pizza dilivery man shows up on your door with a $50 pizza

I wish the dog would stop shitting on the carpet.

*poof* your Carpet's disapear he now shits on the floor

I wish I had a new pair of comfortable shoes.

*poof* a new pair of shoes you've always wanted, but your feet catch a flesh eating desease and must be amputated

Your wishes have been Granted Master, you must wait one year before you can use my talents again Master. (or a day )

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Fly, you surprise me. In a good way.

I wish to live my own life, make my own choices, and have no regrets.

*poof* all your wishes have been granted you are in jail you will have no regrets of anything you do for you see worse everyday by others, all your choices are your own, noone forces your mind, your life is your life no matter where or who you are.

Your wish is Granted Master. You may not use my services again for one year Master. (or one day )

 

[Juspar Emvan]

*poof* all your wishes have been granted you are in jail you will have no regrets of anything you do for you see worse everyday by others, all your choices are your own, noone forces your mind, your life is your life no matter where or who you are.

Damned, but happy.

 

[Wiggles]

*Rubbing Vigorously*

Mister Ifriet, I would like a small piece of cherry cheesecake, a lighter that never runs out of fluid and can't be misplaced, and thirdly I would like a self-cleaning litter box.

Please.

 

[Sillyman]

*poof* a pizza delivery man shows up on your door with a $50 pizza

I toss him a free magic lamp and go eat my pizza. Should have put the flesh eating bacteria on that fucko.


*poof* your Carpet's disapear he now shits on the floor

Which changes nothing. I was hoping you would kill the dog, but hey.


*poof* a new pair of shoes you've always wanted, but your feet catch a flesh eating desease and must be amputated

Apparently you don't realize that standing upright makes me dizzy and I hate walking. Smooth.

Your wishes have been Granted Master, you must wait one year before you can use my talents again Master. (or a day )

See you then.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

*Rubbing Vigorously*

Mister Ifriet, I would like a small piece of cherry cheesecake, a lighter that never runs out of fluid and can't be misplaced, and thirdly I would like a self-cleaning litter box.

Please.

Damn it, I want a copy of that litter box (though I can just see what the genie will do with it)

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I would like a small piece of cherry cheesecake,

*poof* the worlds smallest peice of cherry cheesecake apears

a lighter that never runs out of fluid and can't be misplaced,

*poof* a 500lbs flame thrower that runs on oxygen apears in your arms

and thirdly I would like a self-cleaning litter box.

*poof* your cat is potty trained

Your wishes have been Granted Mistress, you must wait one year before you can use my talents again Mistress. (or a day )

 

[father mike]

rub me

My three wishes would be:
1. A walk in the forest
2. A light rain storm
3. A chance meeting with the Mistress of the Rain

 

[JennyOmanHill]

*poof* A bag of money apears in your arms with a bank logo on it, the cops are now after you

*poof* you are in perfect health, but get hit by a car and die in perfect health


*poof* Oman is hit by a car too you are together in the afterlife
Your wishes have been Granted Mistress, you must wait one year before you can use my talents again Mistress. (or a day ) [/B]

Hey, you're right!! Who needs money when you've got love in the afterlife!!

http://www.fun-greetings-jokes.com/a/angels-couple.jpg
Thank you, Fly!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Re: rub me

1. A walk in the forest

*poof* your are in the forest and mauled by a bear

2. A light rain storm

*poof* there is a light rain that will not quit and lightning setting fires everywhere

3. A chance meeting with the Mistress of the Rain

*poof* rainstorm shows up


Your wishes have been Granted Master, you must wait one year before you can use my talents again Master. (or a day )

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Re: Re: rub me

*poof* your are in the forest and mauled by a bear


*poof* there is a light rain that will not quit and lightning setting fires everywhere



*poof* rainstorm shows up


Your wishes have been Granted Master, you must wait one year before you can use my talents again Master. (or a day ) [/B]

LMAO... Fly darlin ... are you saying I am a rain storm?