Rotal Ascot: Who are shagging the beauties?..

[duranman]

Royal Ascot: Who are shagging the beauties?..

Dressed to the nines, total spunkers/ fuckable....yet their other halves are little fat mingers who wouldn't have a clue what to do with them. They MUST be hiring male escorts once their rich hubbies have turned their backs?...

 

[Fata Morgana]

Should have gone to specsavers.

 

[duranman]

Should have gone to specsavers.

What, the dodgy slappers or my dodgy spelling?...

 

[Fata Morgana]

What, the dodgy slappers or my dodgy spelling?...

Rotal! I couldn't believe all the slappers at York Races. Was like nightclubbers on grass. Watching them trying to walk across fields in 6" heels was amusing though.

 

[phrodeau]

How about some pics? The only ones I can find are of creaky old peers and midgets on horseback.

 

[DesEsseintes]

How about some pics? The only ones I can find are of creaky old peers and midgets on horseback.

Today's latest hot update.

 

[duranman]

Today's latest hot update.

Fuckit, I'd still shag 'em...

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

Royal Ascot is definitely not very much to do with actual REAL horse racing, that's for sure - so it must be partly about the sex.

For such a vaunted place, it has the weakest prize money I've ever seen. So why do owners and trainers go there? It's very odd...

Dettori is absolutely notorious. Ryan Moore is a complete dickhead who manages to disappear at the back of the field or run his horse into other horses for no apparent reason and then suddenly win when 'he feels like it' as if he can actually ride a horse.

I personally think that I have never seen such crooked racing in all my life as happens each year
at RA. Royal Ascot is not for real racing people but poseurs and criminals.

And then another thing, some of owners don't seem to give a damn about their horses - some of the tactics and physical violence done to the horses in running is obscene. And I am a racing guy!

But yep, the women are stupendously fuckable and if Hayley Turner ever decided to quite as a jockey she could have a brilliant career as a dominatrix - she is as good a whip jockey as there is.

 

[FGB]

Oh.

Horse race.

I almost asked to have that first few post translated to American!

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

The big race at Ascot, the Queen's Diamond Jubilee Stakes, was won by an American trainer - Wesley Ward. This is just another example of the US media not covering things it doesn't have a financial interest in.

Pretty much in the same week, Corvette won the GTE division of 24 hour Le Mans in France, which is the greatest racing car event in the world bar absolutely none at all - and I'm not sure this has gotten the coverage it deserved either.