Rose gave me pink eye!

[Rubyfruit]

I knew it was a risk, but I just didn't think I could get it from having phone sex with her.

Fuck.

 

[Problem Child]

I think you need to look into getting a new long distance phone company. One that's sterile.

 

[RawHumor]

Funny, Scott Baio gave me the same thing.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I always get pink eye when I have a cold.

No, actually, you don't want to know.

I had pink eye in boot camp. I promptly gave it to three E7s. Tres cool, non?

 

[Problem Child]

I always get pink eye when I have a cold.

No, actually, you don't want to know.

I had pink eye in boot camp. I promptly gave it to three E7s. Tres cool, non?

I don't think I ever touched an NCO in basic. What were you doing touching three of them?

 

[KillerMuffin]

PC, PC, PC. You're not gay. You keep telling me that.

 

[Problem Child]

PC, PC, PC. You're not gay. You keep telling me that.

I don't get it.


Hey, why did you steal Hazie's av?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I didn't steal hazey's av. That's Harley Quinn. Did I ever mention that the Joker is one of my heroes?




PC, if you were gay you'd be grabbing male NCO ass, too.

 

[Problem Child]

I didn't steal hazey's av. That's Harley Quinn. Did I ever mention that the Joker is one of my heroes?




PC, if you were gay you'd be grabbing male NCO ass, too.

If I was gay I'd have joined the Navy, not the Army.



Why is the joker your hero, sugarbritches?

 

[Marxist]

She gave me brown eye.

 

[KillerMuffin]

If you were gay you would have joined the marine corps. They put out more gay men per capita in the last three years than the other services.



The Joker is sexy in a totally insane murderous genius way. I'm partial to fictional totally insane murderous geniuses. I'm fucked if the Joker takes up agronomy.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Rose is off the hook. Doctor said it's a viral infection from the fucking cold I've had for the last week.

PC is gay?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I couldn't get so lucky, Ruby.